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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-22-2015, 05:35 PM**

The scene opens with NOCMM standing next to a dead elephant and holding its leg.

NOCMM: The GM of Warfare is the biggest

on the roster. It's official, Hero Xtreme 7.9 has demoted him to a rookie GM so now only I can talk to him. That's another

for me, so that's more work for me. Fuck you, Oaktree, your shit roster is overworking my voice box. I don't want to spend the rest of eternity calling the same rookies

over and over for the rest of time. That's Mastermind's job. Hero Xtreme 7.9 told me he'd probably only face main eventers anyway, but I guess he didn't take into account that you obviously don't care if people are watching your shitty train wreck of a show.

NOCMM takes a big ol' bite from his elephant leg.

NOCMM: In case you're wondering, it tastes like elephant. Anyway, it's obvious that XWF is going down the shitter and that makes me sick to my stomach because I saw first hand how difficult it was to make this federation the bad ass, old skool, and hardcore place it once was. It has since been ruined by shitty rookie GMs like Matthew Oakrtree and Kirk MacGay, who runs a G-rated show where rape isn't allowed. You better hope Hero Xtreme 7.9 doesn't get run over again and decide to stay away. Everyone would stop watching again and these high ratings that Hero Xtreme 7.9 brought would just drop again. Not giving Hero Xtreme 7.9 the title shots he earned and letting him test the worth of your champions is the same as flat out refusing to build new stars. W/G/W/F might run over Hero Xtreme 7.9 with a car, and then what would you

have left?

NOCMM rips off the elephant's tusks and uses them to kill a wild dog.

NOCMM: Nothing. You'll just be as dead as this dog. Hero Xtreme 7.9 is the only thing that makes this federation better then the competitors. Let him have his title matches and decide who to pass the torch to, before it's too late.

NOCMM walks away leaving the dead dog in the dirt. A bunch of Asian demon people start eating the dog as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

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