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Mastermind · (04-09-2015)

The camera fades in to the Private Jet of Mastermind as he heads from New Zealand to Cincinnati, Ohio, to take part on Monday Night Madness. Mastermind is seen sitting up on his chair, with a book in his hand, staring at the camera.

"Good evening boys and girls, welcome to story time with Mastermind. Today I am going to tell you the story of Vincent The Lion, and how he went from being the great Hunter and King of the Jungle, to becoming Hunted. I'll give you all a few minutes to get your shit together, so you can all fucking settle down and listen to me. Go on off you fuckwits go...."

"Welcome back Bitches, let's get started shall we?........... Imagine if you will, a jungle, but not just any jungle, a modern playground metal jungle known as XWF Land. This XWF Land was spread out as far as the eye could see. In one half of the jungle there was a king Lion called Louis, and in the other half of the jungle there was a Lion who wanted to be the next king and pranced around acting like the next king. His name was Vincent.

"You see Vincent had start winning fights against other prides on his turf, and it looked like he was heading for a show down some time soon with King Louis. Because he was the number 1 pick of the his turf, he wanted that top spot, as the King of the Jungle, or in better terms King of the XWF. For in order to become the next King and ruler, he had to take out King Louis."

NORMAL VERSION
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

NEW VERSION
In the Jungle, the mighty jungle of the XWF
Vincent the lion walks today
In the Jungle of the XWF
Vincent walks today

"So Vincent The Lion went from 'match' to 'match', fight to fight, and won more than he lost. He seldom lost. If he did lose, he always seem to go out with a bang, so much of a bang that his opponents respected him so much that they rarely threatened him again, and this was why, he was heading for a confrontation with King Louis."

NORMAL VERSION
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
the lion sleeps tonight

NEW VERSION
In the XWF the strong XWF
Vincent wins today
In the XWF, the crazy XWF
Vincent wins again, and again, and loses
but is well respected

"So Vincent the Lion went around the Jungle acting like he was the next big thing, he hunted, and he won, he hunted again, and he won. He was beginning to focus on King Louis. But unbeknownst to Vincent, the hunted became the Hunter, when a Hunter started following in his footsteps. Vincent had no idea of the danger that was lurking."

NORMAL VERSION
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

NEW VERSION
In the Jungle, the mighty jungle of the XWF
The Hunter begins the hunt.
In the Jungle of the XWF
The Hunter begins the hunt.

"The Hunter's name was Mastermind, and he felt he could take down Vincent the Lion. He felt he could take over what ever role Vincent had, but his main focus was a bounty called the Hart Bounty. Vincent had this under lock and key around his waist and for one particular day it was the most popular bounty. Mondays was that day. It was what Vincent defended. So Hunter Mastermind started tracking Vincent."

NORMAL VERSION
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
the lion sleeps tonight

NEW VERSION
In the XWF the strong XWF
The Hunter hunts today
In the XWF, the crazy XWF
The Hunter hunts Vincent

"Hunter Mastermind began to stalk Vincent the Lion, he soon found his trail, and he soon had him in plain sight. He raised his weapon, had him in his cross hairs, and fired, and took Vincent the Lion down, that was how he became the new owner of the Hart Bounty."

NORMAL VERSION
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

NEW VERSION
In the XWF the strong XWF
The Hunter spots Vincent the Lion
In the XWF, the crazy XWF
The Hunter lifts his weapon

NORMAL VERSION
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
the lion sleeps tonight

NEW VERSION
In the XWF the strong XWF
Vincent keeps on walking
In the XWF, the crazy XWF
Vincent has no clue

NORMAL VERSION
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight

NEW VERSION
In the XWF the strong XWF
Vincent is in the Hunters sights
In the XWF, the crazy XWF
A Shot Rings Out.

BANG

"What's the moral of this story I hear you kids asking? Well that's easy. After Vincent The Lion was taken out, the Hunter Mastermind became the proud owner of that Hart Bounty that he had been after. So the moral of the story don't be cocky when doing things, don't get too over eager to stay a champion all ways feel that you can still lose a fight or two, and that you will never going to stay King of the Jungle for a long time, there's always going to be someone ready to take your place.

"And that boys and girls was the story of Vincent the Lion and the Hunter Mastermind. One side has to win eventually. Have a good night."

The camera fades back in to the Private Jet, and Mastermind had returned to his normal self, not the story telling Mastermind we had just witnessed.

"So here we are Loverboy Vinnie Lane, you have come out all fired up, ready to defend your precious little Hart Championship, like I knew you would. But there is one thing that I know for certain. You want that Universal Championship more than you do the Hart Championship. But unfortunately you cannot hold both at the same time. Not that I think, for one minute, you would ever get that Universal Championship off of the Doc, I'm not saying that, so don't you twist my words around, because it won't get you very far.

"I'll gladly step in and take that Hart Championship off of your hands before you go after the Doc, then at the end of the night you'd be strapless and the Asylum would be laughing their arses off. Because we'd have the two titles. Doc will keep his, and I will have mine.

"But before any of that can happen, we have to get through this week first. And I need to respond to some shit that you've spoken about, so here we go buckle up, and flush those toilets."

Loverboy Said:Mastermind thinks that he can take me one on one.

"Let's get this sorted once and for all Boi, I don't think I can take you one on one, I know I can. And I will prove it to you. I am that confident in my abilities, and I am not going to fucking slack off this week."

Loverboy Said:â€œYeah, you heard me. Mastermind CAN beat me. Heâ€™s strong, heâ€™s skilled, heâ€™s experienced, and we all know it only takes one lucky break to beat anybody in this business

"See he knows that I can beat him all ready, he even said it himself, and he's bringing it up, and that just goes to show he's living in a little bit of fear knowing that I could swoop in and steal his precious Hart Title. But I don't fucking care. He can cower all he wants, he can live in fear all he wants, he can say things like that, but at the end of the day. I WILL BE coming to collect what is mine. He has no say in the matter."

Loverboy Said:the thing is, he CAN beat meâ€¦ but he WONâ€™T.â€

"And he comes out and contradicts himself. Well Mr. Contradiction the answer to that is. I FUCKING WELL WILL.

Loverboy Said:What WILL happen is me, standing tall, looking awesome, and holding my title belt high over my head. Nothing Mastermind is going to do is going to change that

Mastermind starts laughing.

"Nothing that I will do is going to change that? That's bloody funny Boi. I am going to do everything in my power to change everything about this whole situation, you won't have anything to say in the matter. Because I will be stating a case, that things will be different come Monday. Three cages Lane, three cages is what it is going to take to win that belt. three cages of pure hell is what we are going to put ourselves through, three cages that will change both our lives for ever. But all it takes it's that last cage. In the middle of that last cage is the ladder. Someone will climb the ladder and grab that belt, and the match will be over.

"But it's not going be you Boi who will be that someone climbing the ladder to take that belt, that someone will be me, and it will be me who will make you squirm and watch as I climb that ladder, because I will get a chance to place you in the Mind Controller. I will make it hard on you to move once that happens. Because you will then be unable to move, and I will gladly take your title from you, just like taking candy from a baby. Just like taking a toy from a Boi."

Loverboy Said:Iâ€™m on my way to challenge Doc for the Universal title. You think Iâ€™m going to allow myself to stumble over a guy like Mastermind on my road to destiny?

"When are you going to do that Boi? When? Tell me that. Nearly 3 Months you've been Number 1 contender and you haven't gone anywhere near the Doc. Don't give me this bullshit spiel that you are waiting until the next Pay Per View before you challenge him. You're no where near that special. We've just finished having a Pay Per View. You should have challenged him then. Oh wait that's right. Gator got the chance. And look at what happened to him. He got flattened like a bug. Just like you will be come Monday when I take that title of yours and you will be crushed beneath my shoes.

"You WILL Stumble over me Boi, and I WILL make damn sure of it. You've been thinking too bloody much, it's lead you into my trap. My world."

Loverboy Said:King of the Cage is what theyâ€™ll end up calling me when all is said and done

"There you go again you cocky little Yanky bastard. Thinking of yourself too far ahead. You failed at War Games, in a cage, and you want to be known as the King of the Cage? Please don't make me laugh, it's beneath you. I am not one of these people who will fall to you that easily. I am not Maverick, or Scully, or Peter Gilmour. Don't go thinking too far ahead. Because these three cages that we are going to be competing in, like I said before, will define us.

"Now I would gladly respect you if they called you a Profiteer of Battle Royals. But not cage matches. No, No, No, Vincent. Can't you see I've done well in cage matches as well. I've got history too. I've beaten Peter Gilmour in a Thunderdome Cage Match, I've retired Ruben A. Mitchell after dealing to him in a Cage Match, I was of course beaten by the great Mark Flynn inside a cage, I admit that, and I exiled Ashe Dawson after beating him in a Cage Match.

"So that we are clear, you have no right to boast to be called King of the Cage, because the same could be said for me, you dick weed. So stop crowing about things, that you have no right to crow about. Because I can say the same thing. Boi."

Loverboy Said:I was better than Mastermind in August. I was better than Mastermind in March.

"Who the fuck cares Boi. Yes you were probably better than me in August, and yes you were well and truly better than all of us in March, but here's the kicker. I WAS Fucking BETTER than YOU in NOVEMBER. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it BOI."

Loverboy Said:Youâ€™re talking about a middle aged man whoâ€™s already moving towards the twilight of his life and his career. A man whoâ€™s already made his money. Look at him, dude. He lives in a mansion. Heâ€™s already more concerned with his clothing line as his wrestling career.

"Why would anyone care where I live, or how comfortable I live? Why do people like yourself and others care how I live. Like I said to Sebastian Duke last week, build a fucking bridge and get over it. If you really push me Boi, I will make a Bridge for you just so that you can literally get over this fact. It shouldn't matter to you how I spend my time. I didn't hear you complaining when you stayed during War Games. You and Gator actually over stayed your welcome, and caused major upheaval in Auckland, and on the West Coast. Gator put the Wild Life back years, whilst you put the feminine population back a few dozen years by leaving your filth about.

"What do I have to say? You put your dipper in and you shook it all about. Enough said really."

Loverboy Said:but a year ago at this time I was still sleeping in my car to get from match to match on time. I was still eating out of paper bags while driving to the next show

"Let's all feel sorry for Loverboy Vinnie Lane, and how he spent this time last year. After 3. 1... 2.. 3 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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"I like you Boi, but geez sometimes you say stupid things. Who the fuck cares how you spent last year getting place to place. If you had come to me, I would have fucking helped, but alas you didn't, and I don't fucking care. You made your bed, you laid in it, you got laid, and you moved on. It made you stronger, more determined. But Boi, everything about the XWF makes me stronger, more determined, you remind yourself of that the next time you feel nostalgic. I WILL guarantee you that come Monday. I will climb the ladder of success and become the next Hart Champion. In a years time I will look back and be nostalgic, but in a better way. Remembering the time when I bet Loverboy Vinnie Lane for the Hart Championship.

"But I digress, I've spoken for far too long, and there's more stuff to talk about, but that can wait. I'm due in Cincinnati soon. So until next time. Take it it easy Boi. Because you are going to need it."

Mastermind sits back and smiles.

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