Pest:Would someone please tell Sebastian Duke that he is as difficult to read a Dr. Seuss book? I do mean, as difficult for normal people, as we are all aware that Sebastian Duke struggled with the Cat in the Hat until he was 31. Sebastian Duke is a simple minded manchild who struggles with a crippling Narcissus Complex. Do you know the story of Narcissus, Sebastian? Most likely not, no, you only know the fables your father told you as he plunged into your ass at night. The story of Narcissus is one of tragic irony. See, much like yourself, Narcissus was obsessed with himself; but unlike you, it was because of his looks. Whereas you obsess over yourself because you feel you are a threat, and a king. You place a Burger King crown upon your head and force everyone to refer to you as a king, your mentally incompetent followers follow suit because they are too simple to know otherwise. Narcissus was so obsessed with himself that he would hold disdain for those who loved him, as they were not worthy. The Spirit of Divine Retribution, Nemesis, caught wind of Narcissus' weakness, and lured him to a lake, where his reflection was clearly shown for the man. He, being an ignorant simpleton, went to catch himself, and drowned. Sebastian, that is you. You are the ignorant simpleton drowning in your own over inflated ego. You truly believe that you are deserving of some respect. Before speaking to you, I believed you did, but after our encounters, I am seeing the error of my ways.

Pest is intelligent to enough to notices the faults in Sebastian Duke's logic. You see, Duke, in all of his infinite arrogance, has found the inability to understand simple concepts. The simple concept is that no one believes you. You clamor on about not being afraid of any man, and you clamor on about being some dark demon prince or whatever bullshit you need to in order to sleep well, but we all know the truth. The truth is, that Sebastian Duke is man who relies on trying to intimidate his opponents into not putting up a fight. You have failed here, Sebastian. Do you understand that you do not intimidate me? I have seen through you facade of shadows, and cheap parlor tricks.

Yes, Sebastian, there is no Television, or TV, championship anymore. However, it did exist, when I defeated him. Or, is your quarrel with my usage of the word Television, in place of TV? Or, me referring to beating someone when they were a champion? Surely that is the same as you trying to brag about your very unimpressive past. I have to ask if you bother to investigate your claims, or if you just run your mouth and hope that spooky hood you wear will frighten people to not argue back. Well, I am not afraid of the hood, nor am I afraid of the pissant beneath it. Yes, Sebastian, you are a pissant.

It will not take a lot of restraint for you to not murder me, but please continue with your fifth grade threats. Sebastian Duke, King of Fifth Graders. And in proper fifth grade logic, Sebastian Duke drops this piece.

" Your words, not mine. I'm fairly certain I've already told the world that I don't care whether they respect me or not."

Which is a follow up to these statements.

"I returned just over a month ago and no one showed me a damn bit of respect that I earned. Does that piss me off?

Not in the slightest.

Simply because it means I'll beat the respect into them."

Which is it, Sebastian? Will you have to beat respect into people, or do you not care? You cannot have it both ways. Truly, if you were as vastly superior to me as you claim, you would know not to be a, what is the term you use for presidents? Flip-Flopper? Yes. Had you been as superior to me as you believe, you would not be a flip flopper. Oh, you're defending the title sometime this month? You mean, being told the title is on the line, when you opted in before the title was yours, is giving you the feeling of pride at being able to say you actively defended it? That is your shining moment to prove me wrong? Well, if you get eliminated and manage to hold onto your title, when will be the next time you defend it?

You are correct, Sebastian, my title reign did not last very long. Who did I face for the title? Your brother, and John Samuels. What did I previously reference? Your brother attempting to bribe, and perhaps successfully so, my partner to sabotage the match. And what happened next? My partner took the fall. Perhaps the two are unconnected, perhaps not. I am no conspiracy theorist, but I do know that your brother tried to bribe my partner, who later allowed himself to be pinned. And what did I previously mention about my partner? That I, not he to me, but I, elevated him to the heights of championship.

As I have already stated, equivalence, does not equate to the same title. The Federweight is different than the Ark, and holds different rules for the title. It is a separate title, as was the Heavy Metal Title. The Crown, that was a different title than the Universal Title. Though they are both the top titles, they are not the same. Is a Chevrolet Blazer the exact same car as a Ford Bronco? Though, they are the equivalents, they are not the same. More of Duke's bullshit to make himself seem more impressive. When one examines the facts, he is revealed to be a liar.

Griffin needed to be carried? I believe you and I all saw that your claim there is utter trash. Had you been the one to carry Griffin, you would have walked out as the champions that night. You were the one who needed to be carried there, not Griffin. Do not claim otherwise. You are nothing more than dead weight. Even John Madison acknowledges it. And if Steve Davids' career after leaving you has been any indication, you needed him to carry you in that partnership as well. Imagine that, you are the lesser of the pair between that comparison.

No, Sebastian, I will not tell you that I lied about my age, I did not. Not on the XWF profile, nor did I lie on the paperwork for the Marines. But, there is a fact that you overlooked. The Vietnam conflict did not end in 1973. The US may have officially ended its time there in 1973, but we still maintained troops, as the conflict was not over. There were still skirmishes between the two, and we maintained a small peace keeping force, until the south surrendered on April Thirtieth of Nineteen Seventy-Five. Much in the same as how the United States still maintains a troop population in Iraq right now, despite the claims of bringing them home. Do you know they still send troops to Iraq, and Afghanistan? Those wars are officially over on paper, and yet, we still send troops there. What of our troop presence in both Korea and Japan? Despite those wars being over as well. Once again, Sebastian Duke is ignorant on the things he enjoys running his mouth about.

Yes, you are a child. Did I say your father raped, or did I say he seduced? I did not accuse him of violently forcing him on anyone, simply convincing them to sleep with him. Do you not appreciate that? Think I'm spreading lies? I did not lie, as a lie is stating for a fact that he did. What I did was question whether he convinced girls to sleep with him. And I did not specifically state that you are a rapist, I simply stated that you look like a date rapist. Not a lie, an opinion. Child, you need to learn the meaning of words if you intend to throw them out as if you are knowledgeable enough to counter claims that were never made.

I never once told you that you were too old, how could I make such a claim? No, it is just that your brand of bullshit has been spread too thin. We all can see through it pretty clearly.

John, I wanted to tell you this. The reason I did those things, was not for the XBux. It was simply because chaos amused me. Anger amused me. Vincent hated those acts. His anger amused me. You could have simply asked me to do them for free, and I would. Why do you think I went by the name WG.WF? Have I ever wrestled there? No. Have I ever beat the people whose names I referenced before? No. I did it because it angered Peter, and that is what Giovanni wanted. Surprised? Yes, Giovanni requested I do all of that to anger Peter. He would pay me on the side, out of an embezzlement account, or some such. I do not care for the funds, though. Since Giovanni's death, and my reveal, I have signed a proper contract with Shane, though the past contract was never explained to him. I do hate the man, though.

You could ask me to not show up for the match, and if I so choose, I might not. How angry do you believe Sebastian would get? That would be amazing, would it not, John? But, you know what would be more amazing? If you abandoned Sebastian, and you and I defeated him and Eli to move on to round two. Imagine it, John. Imagine if you orchestrated the move that sent waves through the Lethal Lotto tournament, and then you also sent Sebastian into a massive Heart Attack. Would that not be the finest point on your resume? You, the manager who changed the course of someone's life with a singular sentence?

The work we have done in the past is relevant, John. It established that you and I have a history of some sort of positive relationship. Which is exactly what I want Sebastian to think about. I want him to wonder if you will betray him, much as he did when he abandoned the Black Circle to focus on his brother and Cain. John, Gilmourdow, and Pest, taking Sebastian out of the tournament, simply because it is funny. And John, my shock value is gone? I am not trying to be shocking, I am trying to live my life with my pleasures. That is all. If I ever shocked anyone, I simply do not care. Think about the offer, John, and David. Think on it. Oh, and John, Sebastian Duke is a massive date rapist, be careful around him. He is known to throw a tantrum and date rape men smaller than he is when he gets upset. You are smaller than he is. Keep David around you, he can fight Sebastian off if he tries to rape you.