Pest:Hello, Sebastian Duke, and David Pryce, how are you? I assume that at this point we can expect to see David Pryce covering up his asshole, and parading around calling Sebastian Duke a or some other ridiculous garbage. Perhaps Sebastian Duke will regale us with another tale of his ongoing battle with the Catholic Church. Perhaps Sebastian Duke could tell us a story about his son's passing. Again.

I should quit before I get ahead of myself. I do not wish my opponents to feel as if I am belittling them. Although, Dimallisher does deserve to be belittled. I will not stoop there. No, Sebastian Duke has an impressive resume, and it should be noted. He, in fact, recently won the Inaugural Intercontinental Title Tournament. Only to be assaulted by Shane at the end. And people wonder why I desire to end Shane's life. Which is why I am perfectly aligned with Eli James, he did what I desire to do. Sebastian and I do have a common interest in ending children. He did it as a form of revenge for loss of his child, and I do for sexual pleasure. Sebastian mourned the loss of his son, and played with the forces that be to reunite him with his prince. When my daughter died, I moved on. When my other child died, fresh from the womb, I moved on. Sebastian Duke, a man too attached to the past. That, will be your downfall at some point. No, not a threat, a fact. I had trouble releasing the past as well, but I was able to. Thanks to the Receptionist I have found. Instead of letting the ghosts haunt me, I hurt her until I cannot hear the cries of the dead. And she loves it. Sebastian, would you enjoy the company of my Receptionist? Aid you in releasing your demons?

Or, shall you handle this matter the way your brother handles his tag matches? Would you like to offer Eli a bribe to not show up? I am most certain that Theodore can loan you the money. Would you rather have your personal army do the invading for you? Let the Illuminatus do the work, while their king sits and broods? I see I am doing it again, I am making it appear as if I were speaking down to you, or belittling you. Sebastian, I want you to know, I respect your in ring work, it takes a lot of skill to face the men you do an win. But, then it also takes a lot of skill to lose like you do. You did lose the Trios titles once, when you, John Madison, and Azrael went for them. Do you remember? When Elisha, Brock Lesnar, and Anonymous defeated you, and then Eli took the titles from them and handed them off to David Pryce, and Azrael? Do you remember that? Of course you do. You also remember the time you were defeated by Clean Lucena, and Zoey Ryback for your title. And what did those two names do when they won your title? They vanished. After defeating the big Sebastian Duke, they left. Was it easy for them to do? Yes. Yes, it was.

Do you know why it was easy for them to defeat you, Sebastian? Because your heart and soul were not in it. I have seen you in the ring. I have seen the carnage you can cause. And I have seen just how easily you could have crushed those three. Do you disagree, Sebastian? Or, do we play the game of making excuses? No, Sebastian, the only excuse I expect from you is the one I have provided for you. You just did not care anymore. Which is why your brother formed a new team to go after the titles, he did not choose you. He chose John Samuels, and John Madison, instead. No, his days of partnering with you to take the world on, those days are long dead. His time in the brotherhood is long dead. I am sorry, Sebastian, but you just do not impress me at this moment. You barely walked away the winner of the tournament. Barely. I apologize, Sebastian, but you need to impress me again. Please, I am begging you, do it. Impress away.

And you, David. It is a pleasure to see you again. I do recall the last time we were in the ring together. It was my first time back in the ring, and you had been freshly freed from a kidnapping attempt. You did walk away the winner that night, but then you lost your title. It was a pleasure to remove the titles from Kendall Sawyer for you. Did you happen to notice how I did that? Did you notice, I brought Jack up from the ranks of a nobody to someone of importance? Tell me, Dim, what adventures will you be going on this week? Will you be trapped in a closet while random black men end up having sex with your wife? Or. will you somehow find yourself trapped in a Taco Bell, and need John Madison to come flying down from his home to unlock the door for you? Please, Dim, I long for the adventures of someone with your brain capacity. Please, go ahead and inform us of the ways you spend your time.

Did you only come back to this event in the hopes of being partnered with Peter, and because your wife is pregnant with three black babies, and you need to find the funds to raise the children, that will so obviously not be yours? Perhaps Sebastian can help you work through the pains of losing those children. I do hear that he cried into a pillow at the the thought of his son being lost. It is an interesting pairing we have faced ourselves with. The Pest, and The Preacher vs The King of Darkness, and the man who married the Queen of Dark Cock. Do you understand that statement, Dim? Your wife takes black dick. For all of your racism, and oddly placed homophobia, you have managed to ignore the fact that your wife loves the feeling of a black cock filling her. I will offer you no apology to match the one that I had given Sebastian. As I have mentioned previously, you do deserve to be belittled; however, this is not me belittling you. Not yet. I will alert you when that comes. Perhaps, I will hire someone to translate it for you. Perhaps Sebastian can do so.

No, David, this time it is not about which of us is superior. That time will come. Now, it is the time for me to give this warning. This prologue to our match. I offer no threats, and I offer no promises of harm. I do hope you did not come and expect those of me. I do hope you do not come to me for the threats of bones being torn from ligaments, joints removed from sockets. No. I do not offer those to you. I do not offer you any insight to the match. I will not promise you a bloody battle filled with rage, and glory. There is no glory in defeat, David. That is something that losers get told by their mothers. Do you think my friend Clover had any glory when he died? Did Razor have glory when he was killed trying to defend a zipperhead? No. There is no glory for those not lucky enough to make it out on top.

I simply came forth to speak to you both about this match, and what it will mean. This will determine which of us moves on not only to the next round, but the finals as well. Surely you are aware that the four of us represent two of the most powerful teams in this tournament, and thus, this match evens the playing field for the other teams. Yes, David, I referred to you as a dominant force, despite deserving to be belittled, one cannot argue that you do not deserve a place amongst the list of dominant forces. You, for all of your flaws, could have easily come down and taken the Television title, or gone for the Universal title and done well. Why did you not? Simple, you were terrified of the prospect of competing without Peter. And you were lazy. Shame falls upon you, David. And Sebastian, the same question goes for you. You held the Television title for a matter of minutes, why did you not prove your superiority and remove the stain from it? Take the title, and reinforce your legacy?

Cowardice as well? Were you afraid to once again stand in the shadows of Azrael Erebus? Be reminded that you simply are inferior to him? To know that your reign would never reach the lengths his did? Is that why you did not prove your superiority? I struggle for a reason, Sebastian. I truly do. Please, if you decide to answer my inquiry I would be very pleased. I will answer the same question I asked you. I did not contend for the Universal Title because I felt it held no merit. I have already addressed, I long for no titles that do not bring me closer to Shane. Right now, I would sooner join Defiance, only to stab Shane in the back, than go for a true title shot. Should I make it to the finals, and win the case, I will only cash in when I feel it will bring me the perfect chance to end Shane.

Would you care to be there the day he dies, Sebastian? I know your brotherhood with Steven Davids once sought to end the man, and yet Eli succeeded. I was in attendance the night that you stood to protect the Administrator as he, too, perished. I was there when Linguini took you out. When Sewaside and Lord Nevar revealed the truly treacherous nature of . Only to be removed by Eli and Sid Feder. It was a truly interesting night to behold. I had a date with me that night. She was 15, and I had to pretend to be a legal guardian to get her inside the venue. After Shane died, I celebrated by violating her for hours. How did you celebrate, Sebastian? By joining John Madison in Shane 's own Black Circle. The one you brother had just left.

This, this is the end of my prologue, gentlemen. As I promised, no threats, no promises of pain. No insight into the match. Simply, me discussing us. The lives we have led, and how they have intertwined. David, I do hope you have been paying attention to me, though. I have been watching you. I am no out of shape . I am not going to be fodder for your American Pride rants. I do not fit that mold, and I would expect better of you.

There you have it boys. I expect to hear from you soon.