//Some music plays or some shit and then Shane skitters out of the back leaving a trail of potatoes covered in ass afterbirth.//
R To The S: Sup! Next week I’m raping EVERYONE!
//Shane grabs a referee and deftly penetrates him. When the referee starts to weep, Shane produces a stalk of asparagus and places it gently into his mouth.//
R To The S: Shhhh…. Shhhh…. Don’t fight it. Just close your eyes and think of England.
//Shane finishes, and the referee runs to the back to rock back and forth under a showerhead.//
R To The S: Guys! This week you’re going to see Woe get raped! And a bunch of others too, but especially Woe! That ass could bounce a ROLL of quarters. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!