*The camera zooms into a brightly coloured and lit studio. An middle aged Japanes man with jet black hair and a sharp pink suit runs out into the centre of the stage, the audience claps as he smiles and bows. He puts the thin microphone to his mouth*
"Herro ladies and gentleman, my name is Taki Mino and welcome too-"
AUDIENCE: "SUPER HAPPY FUN WRESTLE GAME SHOW EXTREME!!!!!"
*The audience claps again*
"HAR HAR HAR! Let us meet our contestants this ev-ooh-ning! From West Philadelphia, born and raised. WILL SMITH!!!"
*The crowd screams and claps as Will waves to them*
"Our next contestant is an ancient Samurai, raised from the dead! Give a cold welcome to Hirosashi!!!
"HAI!"
*The undead samurai raises his Katana as the crowd claps*
"Oooh. I wouldn't get on the wrong side of him! Out final contestant, from Manchester England. Former J-Pro superstar, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATORRR!!!
*The crowd claps as Gator gives a pathetic wave*
"First round-o. General trivia! Multiple genres of question will appear on the board, the first contestant picks a genre and all the contestant must answer from that genre, once all contestants answer, the second one picks a genre and so on. Our contestant must choose and answer correctly, they guess right, they win points! They guess wrong and, well... We will see."
*The crowd laughs as the host strolls over to Will*
"Smith-san. Always a pleasure."
"Thanks man, happy to be here."
"Been in any blockbuster movies lately?"
"... No."
*The audience 'awws'*
"Chin up old friend. Surely luck will change. Now, what question would you like?"
"I'll take American movies, Taki."
"Of course! Our first question. In the US. What is the highest grossing Christmas movie?"
"Errrr ...... Independence Day?"
*BUZZ*
"Oh tough break Will. The correct answer was How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Now, let's see what you get for being wrong."
*Will looks unnerved. The he starts to spasm at his stand, electricity coursing through his body*
"OOOH! SHOCK THERAPY!!!!"
*Will slumps against the podium and Taki moves on*
"Hiro, what's the haps buddy?"
"Watashi wa anata no tamashī o musaborimasu!" (I will devour your soul!)
*Taki and the audience laugh*
"Your question. Which film has the famous clay making scene, set to the music Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers?"
"CORRECT-O! ... Gator! Your question. What novel was based on the battle for control of China?"
"... The romance of the three kingdoms?"
*DING!*
"CORRECT-O!"
"Fuck yeah! Dynasty Warriors saves the day again."
"Smith-san. Your question. What is the name of the earliest known culture in Japan?"
"Err ... Errrrrm ... Old slant eyes culture?"
*BUZZ*
"You bring disgrace to your name once again. The correct answer was the Jomon culture What is the punishment?"
*The audience and Will eagerly await as a drum roll plays. A bead of sweat rolls down Will's face. A dart flies past the camera and hits Will Smith in the neck, he clutches at his neck and retrieves the dart from his neck with a small squirt of blood following*
"POSINO DART-O!!!! This beautifully crafted dart was made from a shark bone and dipped in the poison of a puffer fish! Answer correctly next turn to get the antidote."
*Will leans on his podium and sweat drops off him, looking woozy*
"Gator, you pick the next genre of question."
"I'll pick video game Taki."
"Very good. What Atari game was the cause of the video game crash?"
"E.T. That fucker almost ruined everything."
*DING!*
"CORRECT-O!!!! Full marks for Gator! Will Smith-san. Your question. In the first Mario game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, to save space. What image was colored and used as the clouds?"
" . . Oh . I know this . . The . The bushes!"
*DING!*
"CORRECT-O! Here is your antidote Mr. Smith."
*Taki reaches his hand into his blazer and pulls out a small vial of pink fluid, Will garbs it and unscrews the lid, gulping down the contents*
"Hirosashi, I imagine this will be hard for you. In Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, what could the player do to easily defeat The End?"
"Watashi wa yōchina gēmu no tame ni shinai yō ni chūi. Chōdo watashi no pointo no okubyōmono o ataeru!" (I care not for childish games. Just give me the points coward!)
*BUZZ*
"So sorry Hirosashi. The correct answer was to change the date of the PS2's internal clock so The End will die of old age. What is the punishment?"
*The drum roll begins again as Hirosashi unsheathes his blade. A loud creak is heard and a large tree trunk falls from the ceiling tied to rope, heading towards Hirosashi. He screams in rage and power as he thrusts the blade through the wood, cutting it in two that miss the undead samurai. Everyone claps from Hirosashi's actions and he sheathes the katana*
"OOOOOH! Very good, well, that is the end of part one, please join us after the commercial break where we will begin Prank Challenge Extreme!"
*The audience claps and the show goes to commercial*
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