"Are you sure we should do this?" said Alex to James, who were walking next to each other down a sidewalk in Los Angeles.

The two young men were up and coming wrestling interviewers, and based off of Lucius' tweets about him being at an action figure exposition to reveal his new figure, they thought they should go to interview him.

"Why? Are you afraid of the guy murdering us or something?

"No! It's just that he is probably busy with autographs and pictures."

"That's why we are going to catch him when he's done with all of that. Then he won't be so busy."

"Well, how are we going to ask him then? We shouldn't just walk up to the guy."

"I'm sure he won't mind. But if he does, we'll just ask him when we could set up an interview."

"Okay. Just don't be a dick about it."

"Whatever."

The two walk into the convention center where this is all taking place.

"There he is!"

Off to the side, perusing through the XWF figures, is the man of the hour, Lucius Fyre. He picks up a figure of a man in a wheelchair smoking kush using a gravity bong.

They gave Tush an action figure before they gave me one?! For fuck's sake!

"Excuse me, Mr. Fyre?"

Lucius turns around to see two men, one with a mic, one with a camera.

Hello. By the looks of it you want an interview with me.

"Yes."

Fire away.

"What are your thoughts on the new figures?"

I like them. They all look very lifelike. And the little accessories match too! Like Frodo has a dildo, I have my Zippo, Roxy Cotton has... a dildo too. Now that I think of it a lot of them have dildos.

"Why did you make the stipulation a Lion's Den match?"

I never thought that the match was used enough. So I brought it back for the XWF.

"Are you intimidated by Ethan Donovan?"

Are you serious? No! The kid's a punk! I'm going to make him tap out.

"Are you really a satanist?

Lucius pulls out his necklace. There is a Jade pentagram and a MorganIte Saint Peter's Cross on the bottom of the small gunmetal chain.

What you see is what you get.

"How did you celebrate New Year's Day?"

I tried auto-erotic asphyxiation.

"...Why?"

Every year I don't die, I like to give death one more chance to kill me.

"Who is your favorite wrestler on the XWF roster other than yourself?"

Probably either Simon Lyster or Peter Gilmour. Pete's made out of freakin' solid steel and Simon has been helping me train.

"Do you have any enemies in the locker room?"

Do you have an hour to spare?

"Finally, do you have anything to say to the viewers?

This is for all the younger members of the audience; Smoke Meth, Burn Shit, Hail Satan. To Ethan Donovan; You shouldn't play with Fyre.

"Thank You for your time. Good luck."

As the kids walk away, Lucius picks up a few figures. Caroline Burchill, Peter Gilmour, Tush, and Simon Lyster, and just walks out the door with them.