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Ruben A. Mitchell · **01-04-2015, 12:17 PM**

So, Dream Weaver tried to mock me by going to a radio station and by having a green screen installed to show us some cutesy graphics that make any sensible man want to hurl. He says that Candyland and fairy tales are what I believe in, and for whatever reason, he pulls it off with a straight face. Which is baffling, because this narcissistic asshole thinks I made my last promo entirely on him. I'm sorry, I didn't think I had to label exactly who I was talking to while insulting them, but if you're really that stupid, I might as well dedicate this one all on him. But first, I need music.

Luckily I already chose a track before wasting my time on you. Not like it matters anyways, I heard reports that you don't listen to a single solitary word anyone tells you.

Now, let's start from the beginning of the recording, where you broadcasted from the land of lies and make believe. Well done, you took what I said about you and made the audience believe that I huffed paint in order to insult you. It's not really well done, I lied. Quinn confiscates whatever I have in my pockets all the time for his and my safety. What you're doing is showing me who you're pandering towards. Babies with a bare understanding of right and wrong. The man who flashes the friendly unicorns and mermaids on the screen while cotton candy falls out of the sky? He's the good person. You know who else are good people when they show images like those? Pedophiles. It's okay to trust your local pedophile kids, because every time you see them, you get free cotton candy. Hell, at least I'm blunt with my messages. Yours couldn't be anymore cryptic than J Programming.

I don't feel like summarizing this next point, so I'm just going to replay just what this dumbfuck said.

That is, if I can find the replay button.

...No, that's the skip button, I use that when the fucker talks a lot of nonsense.

...There it is, right next to the skip button.

Dream Weaver Said:"You think because you came up around here late so you are the "fresh blood" ruben ? take a look around you man, even death fucking lies. Look at you. You have seemed to have risen from the depths of death's despair."

Well what do you know, another man says that I'm hideous. Either that, or he thinks I'm old. Dude, I'm twenty eight and my hair is naturally white. I look awful, yes, but that's just due to the scars you see on my face. Battle scars, ever heard of those? Got them after some guy tried to cut my face off and use it as a mask. Hell, I have more scars on my chest back and arms. I'd show you, but this place doesn't have a camera, only a microphone. Death lies, huh? I like the phrase, but he hardly ever lies. All I'm doing as a fighter is bringing my due date ever closer until I can disprove that touching Death kills. I'm sure everyone wants to praise the man that punched out Death. I came pretty damn close to it when I had glass jammed in my throat, but I haven't seen the skeleton yet.

Now, what did he say next? Something about me not understanding him? When the fuck did I say that? Oh, about Howie Z. Harmless? That's what you think I meant?

That wasn't even directed towards you and yet you still got offended. Hell, I could talk shit about some old hag I find down the street and you'd somehow believe that I was talking about you. I can understand your actual name. It's Bobby Zi, but I choose to call you Dream Weaver because that's exactly what you are. You're too busy thinking you're the baddest guy in town that deserves better than where you're at right now while your ass is getting kicked through all of Dante's circles of hell. Let's analyze your name for a moment. Bobby Zi.

Bobby is a common first name I hear quite often, next to John and James. So, when I think about Bobby or Bob, I think of some generic man doing a very generic job at things. As for Zi, well I don't even need to think about that one. Z is the last letter of the alphabet, 26th place. It stays that way for a reason. It's English, and people who have a capital Z in their name are destined to lose. So, what do you get when you take my analysis of the name 'Bobby Zi'?

Generic Loser.

Alright, what else did he say? Oh yeah, this bit.

Generic Loser Said:"Hell you are massive. But I have fought big guys before. There was this guy not too long ago. BIG JOE, he was a big guy. I defeated his happy ass just like I will you.."

Six feet is massive? Last time I checked, you were six feet as well. Unless you're calling me fat, which simply isn't true. I consider myself normal for my size, not too bad, but nothing special. Big guys aren't anything too special either. Space Cowboy was seven feet and that didn't scare me. I lost, yes, but at least I've caused some damage. Big Joe? Tiny was a bigger threat than him, and I beat the shit out of Tiny. So what makes you think you stand a better chance against a man that actually knows what he's doing? Because you want 2015 to be your year? Because you don't want your child to believe in a failure like yourself? You'll have to do something drastic if you want to take me down. In order to beat me, you have to kill me, which isn't going to happen anytime soon.

You know I like the pain, so why bother trying to prove to me that you can make me cry for mommy? You'd stand a better chance if you curled up like an armadillo and lay down while doing so, at least you'd actually be doing something. As for that fearless attitude of yours? Well you'll grow to fear men like me eventually. You'll also see just how I do in face to face combat. I can do pretty damn well when provoked. And right now, I'm ready to make sure you never walk down to the ring ever again.

Oh, by the way, you called out the wrong guy. Dumbass.

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