Ricky finishes printing the transcript for Gator’s trash talk promo on Steve.

“Which fuck nugget wrote this?” Ricky asked.

“Gator... Set up the camera,” Steve said, and so he did. Steve begun to section off parts of the transcript and hold it up the camera before proclaiming boldly.

"Wow. Forty minutes."

Quote:"Give or take. Forty minutes it's takes you to look at my promo and get super pissed. Forty minutes it took you to think of... That. You do realise how clingy you seem when you do that shit right Steve? I know you're hung up on me but for fucks sake, play it cool. Nobody wants an easy girlfriend who says fuck me after the first drink, sure it's a good one night stand but I thought are relationship was more than that. Play hard to get. be calm and collected, take your time with what you say or else you rush yourself and sound like a stupid bitch who reeks of desperation. But hey, if you want this quick fire trash talk shit, let's fucking do it. I might actually take my time to think before I look like you though. Okay, let us go down the list shall we?"

“40 minutes, is rather inaccurate, but you aren’t far off. That’s all I needed Gator. All I needed to tear apart your piece of shit of a promo and respond… What I love about you Gator is your complete and utter delusion. It makes for an interesting chat, that’s for sure… You know, I am sure you will make some ugly cunt of a woman/man very happy one day, that wasn’t a joke but you never know which way people swing. Desperation? I think it is the opposite of desperate. I did not need to take the time to over-think what you said. I merely heard what you said, read it from the transcript, and then responded. It comes naturally to some people, and well to others, it’s a difficult performance that nobody wants to watch. Sort of like Andrew Lincoln in The Walking Dead. Admittedly, the rest of the show is pretty epic but god damn I hate Andrew Lincoln. Also, you may want to fire your writers, are over our? Idiot.”

Quote:"You defended the belt for six weeks. C'mon dude. You and I both know if it's not a sanctioned match it don't mean shit, that's a fucking weak excuse. It's easy to kickout, fighting a full match to defend what's yours, that's the hard part. But, I guess you know that all too well. And yes, you did duck challenges, let's look at your match history shall we? I'm going to start from the three on one handicap match, that okay? I could start from your less successful X-Treme title run if you'd like but I'm not sure when you lost the thing the first time, probably one of those non sanctioned matches you like to bring up eh?"

“Again, delusion. If you think it’s easy having a target on your back 24 hours a day, 7 days a week then that proves just how dumb you are. People attacked me from behind. Shane, before he had his stupid little head chopped off, genuinely trapped me on the ground with a helicopter, and I found a way to kick out. Do you think that’s easy Gator? You really are THAT fucking stupid. You see, people thought the odds were stacked against me when I faced those three people. People said, wow, Steve really has no chance of becoming champ for the second time. Everyone assumed that Peter had that match in the bag. But no, I proved everyone, like I do week in week out in this business. Like I am about to this week. I will prove you wrong. Just like I proved everyone else in this business wrong when I picked up this championship!”

Quote:"So, three on one handicap, you won that, congrats, that's a fairly big deal. Well, it would be if JTC wasn't involved but he just brings down the entire concept of a fight. Next you actually defended it against John Austin, well done, not like Austin is a fucking loser or anything, like seriously I've been here five or so months and I've never seen the old bastard win once. Then you defended it once more against Tri Bute, well done Stevie. But. If I may ask, why not defend it against Morbid Angel? That was an X-Treme match anyway but for some reason it was non title. How about Alexandra Callaway? Not on the line their either, same with Arryn Connonly. The whole thing about the X-Treme belt is you defend the title twenty-four, seven. But only when it's convenient for you in this case I guess. So it's the defend twenty-four, seven when you feel like belt. Then you lost it to Griffin. Tough bastard ain't he? Then you got your case and got thrown into a TV title match where the Heyman alliance help you win. I say help, more like did it for you. No Heyman here to help you now man."

You’re right, it was a big deal. Although I will give you that, JTC didn’t really add much to the competition because, well because JTC. Does anything else need to be said? John Austin was a major player in this business before your time Gator, so don’t disrespect the man. He’s a former United States Champion, after all. I mean I did completely and utterly destroy him, but I do that to everyone so what’s new there? Tri Bute, I’m not sure if you ever met him, but he was a truly, brilliant wrestler. That was a victory that I was more than proud of. Now after that, your history goes a bit fucked up doesn’t it? You’ve really made some errors here. I did not defend my Championship against Morbid Angel because he requested a non-title match? Why? Well victory forever and all that lark, who the fuck knows the guy is a nutjob. The following week, after I was given my 24/7 briefcase, I gave Morbid Angel my championship. Oh, what? You didn’t know about that? Well yes. I had already been given my briefcase, and I looked up to bigger things IE the Universal Championship. When I faced Callaway and Connoly… Fuck knows who Arryn Connonly is, you say I stumble over my words but you’re just as bad. Those matches though, they were long after I lost the Xtreme Championship, and Griffin didn’t take the belt from me. He defended it against me. I’m not ashamed to have lost that match, by the way, because Griffin is an all time great. I didn’t need Heyman then, just like I don’t need Heyman now. Do you see him carrying me to this championship? No. Idiot.

Quote:"Did I say you didn't earn the case fair and square? Did I? Please point out when I said that, I said you don't deserve it because you don't. Because you're worthless. Oh and you say you won't be ducking anyone with the Uni title because like your TV title run, it'll be short. That's if you stay here that long anyway. With how easily you got kidnapped I'm starting to wonder if you go around sniffing open bottles of chloroform that just so happen to be lying around. You'll end up fucking off to another sex dungeon where your swollen asshole will be stuffed more by some cult members and the belt will be stripped from you like your anal virginity because you haven't defended it in a month. We're cutting down on the slackers here in the XWF, and you Steve look like a lazy fucking asshole to me."

“Whilst you didn’t point out I didn’t deserve it. How do I look lazy? Please do explain. As far as I am aware, I have worked for almost two years to get to where I am. Granted there have been some unwanted breaks in between but it’s not like I had a fucking choice. I got kidnapped during a wrestling match. I wasn’t exactly focused on Cain and Duke when I was against you and Socrates now was I? You wouldn’t have won that match if it wasn’t for them though, so be grateful to them! My ass is still in tact though, thanks for taking such a deep interest in it, you can kiss it as well if you wish.”

Quote:"Did I do much more since you left? One you didn't leave, you got thrown into a dungeon... Again. Two, I held onto the TV title for one hundred days, I was voted August star of the month, I was MVP at War Games, I've been kicking ass since you've been getting fat and lazy. That''s what I fucking did. Haha, I wouldn't say I'm a joke, I'm a joker, I have fun man. I'm always laughing at the real jokes here, the guys who can never back up their words, the ones who act like big tough mother fuckers but constantly disappoint every single person. Me? I have a laugh, I love listening to people getting angrier and angrier, which just makes them sound stupider and stupider, and I look at their promos and I laugh my fucking ass off. I may be a joke, but at least people want to see me, but you, you serious little cunt. People like you come and go in this business every single day, there's only one of me, but nobody missed Davids because we had a whole fucking brigade of Steve Davids clones. Go take a look at this called Ghost Tank, it'll be like watching one of your own promos. And countless others who came and went, all carrying this serious wannabe badass but never truly amounting to anything. Oh, but you're Universal Champion! That's an accomplishment right? Interfering a match you had no business in, attacking a man who wasn't expecting it, you must feel like a big fucking man right? I can't wait till next month, oh no, next year actually, hey happy new year Steve. Anyway, I can't wait till someone like Mark Flynn or Mandii or Doctor Zero or Evertrust or anyone cashes in on you and takes that belt off you. It'll be funny. Well it would be but you'd most definitely lose the belt in your first defense, leaving that poor guy to hit with a briefcase. Hey, maybe for your first defense you could call Cain or JTC to fight you instead. So you can get a nice easy win."

“Maybe I didn’t leave. However, I was gone. Same thing, sort of. I have been getting fat and lazy? You make no sense. I was in a dungeon, that’s not being lazy, I sorta had very little choice in that matter. Congratulations though, bravo on August star of the month and MVP at War Games, oh and your title reign. Tell me though Gator, what have you got now? You have nothing. You have fucking nothing to show for all of that hard work, so bravo. Well done. I applaud you. Admittedly, that title reign will be a nice one in the history books, but other than that, you have nothing to show for all of that hard work. There’s only one Gator? So we haven’t had a joker in this business before?More delusion. People would not miss you if you left Gator, because we were doing just fine before you got here. I have no doubt there are people trying to imitate me, Gator. I’m an inspiration. They see me and they go ‘I want to be like that guy,’ the only problem is, none of them can cut it. They are just poor versions of the REAL Steve Davids. The original Psycho Sensation. Hahaha. You really don’t think that holding this championship is enough? You don’t think that this is an accomplishment, well maybe, one day, you will understand what it feels like. Because I have never felt more fucking accomplished in my life! That’s okay, my first defence is already on the verge of being set up. More on that at a later date though. the match did have something to do with me, and I did have business attacking the champ. That is simply because he held the belt that I wanted, and Steve Davids takes what he wants. Sorry, that’s the second time I have spoken about myself in the third person and it’s kind of gross.”

Quote:"... You did hold the briefcase for a long time didn't you? Shame you had the TV title or else you could have cashed in sooner, then after you lost the TV title you fell off the face of the Earth. So you couldn't cash it in for a long time after that. Fucking . Enigma was your master, but in a different way. Like you were a dog and he was your owner who ties you up kinda way, fucks sake man keep up."


"Thank you for wasting a minute of my life with this rambling bullshit. Also, and I quote, 'I (Steve Davids) decided to cash in on Warfare as soon as I saw that ufck nugget hillbilly.' What the fuck is ufck supposed to mean? Tripping over your words already Steve you cunt? Jesus H Christ. Now I'm going to be listening out and laughing my ass off every time you fuck, sorry, ufck up like that making me not hear the next stupid bullshit that falls out of your mouth. Whatever, what's next?"

“Well excuse me for getting nervous Gator. I made a mistake. Then again, don’t we all make mistakes? I mean I am pretty sure your parents made a mistake when you were conceived. God how better this world would have been if your selfish cunt of a Dad had just put a condom on. Enigma was never my master. That’s where you’re wrong. He was my captor, but no, he was never my master. Moron.”

Quote:"Briefcase, title, why we fight? Don't clump me in with you, you piece of shit. I don't fight for that stuff, sure it's a nice accessory but it's not what I solely aim for. I've been over this, I'm here to have fun. I enjoy fighting guys, it's fucking fun. Don't assume you know why I'm here just because I laid on top of you for three seconds. And ex-fucking-cuse me? You really need a belt to validate you? How fucking pathetic is your life man? Yes, titles are awesome but needing one to validate yourself is fucking pathetic. Holy shit. You're the type of guy who goes to McDonalds and only orders happy meals because the crappy little toys makes you feel special and it validates you. It makes you happy. Seriously, fucking pathetic. Go ask Theo, ask him how it was that he was Universal champion. Go ahead, pause this promo if you can, go ask him. I'll wait..... Did you ask him? Did he say it validated him? What!? He didn't? Because Theo already knows how fucking good he is and he doesn't need a belt to prove that unlike you, you fucking child!"

“So you aren’t here to get to the top? Well that explains just about everything Gator. That’s all I need to hear. That right there is exactly why you will never make it to the top. What do you think the point in all of this has been? The point is to cement your place in history. You’re here for fun and games, well go find Socrates and go play some more games because that ring is no place for games. You got away with mocking me once, well it won’t happen again. THE GAMES ARE OVER. So a title is the same as a happy meal toy? Wow, you are thick as shit. I know how good I am, but just like every champion before me, they know that holding this belt, well that proves to any doubters just how wrong they are and Gator, you my friend, are wrong. It does not validate me, but it does validate my wrestling career.”

Quote:"Again with the I'm not good enough, you stupid fucking cunt! I already beat you once! I can beat you again! I have already proved that I'm better than you. Stop acting like a stubborn child, you keep saying I beat you but I'm not better than you, even though I proved I am. I feel like I really need to drive this point home because nothing seems to be getting through your thick fucking skull you dense twat. I'd love to live in your logic world where everything makes sense to you because you say so, where Steve Davids' wishes comes true because Leprechaun tears will them to come true. Fuck you. You fucking moron. Sorry again, you ufcking moron. Make sense now champ? The only reason Samuels cares about you is because you have the belt, we could put the Uni belt around a fucking palm tree and Samuels would have a match with it. I honestly don't know what you were thinking bringing up that point. Huuuuhh, you know what fuck it. Davids, congratulations, you have the most respected belt in the XWF, I don't think you deserve it and every second you hold it that belt degrades in value, but congrats on making a mockery of this fucking company by being ranked number one. Hope that validates you."

“You beat me once with the help of your friend Socrates and the Brotherhood. Did you beat me on your own? No. I HOPE THAT validates you, because you've been clinging onto it for long enough. Well what does it matter? Iris or I will be picking up the victory on Shove It, whilst you, well you can either lay there and get pinned, or you can watch as Harrison does. It does not matter to me. You are yet to really prove you’re better than me, one tainted victory, well that means little now doesn’t it? You still going with the ufcking thing then? Got nothing else to add? Never had you down as dull but this sure is getting that way. Thanks Gator, your sincere congratulations mean oh so much to me. Samuels can respect that I earned this championship just like the majority of the locker room. I have no doubt though, that there are plenty of idiots just like you who refuse to accept that I have finally made it to the top whilst they sit happily in the midcard. You want to come up to the top? Well do something. Beat Iris and I and then maybe, just maybe, you will be pushed up from the middle of nothingness to the peak of what truly matters. The line to get a shot at this belt. There’s nothing better than holding it, and I have that honour, whilst you Gator, you have nothing other than your big fucking mouth.”

Quote:"..."

"Next? ... You admit I beat you and make a mum joke. Really Universal Championship material. I don't give a fuck what Cain thinks. I beat him without even trying, everyone does because it's Cain and he's fucking worthless. Must be why you talk about him so much, the worthless find worth within themselves. I didn't take you seriously last time and I beat you just fine... Did I say this before? Fuck it whatever. You mean less than shit to me Davids, I don't care what title you have, I don't care if you ride into the ring on a fucking Unicorn made of dreams and stardust. This may be redemption for you Davids, but it's just another fucking day for me."

“I admit, the mum joke was rather tasteless. You did beat me. A tainted victory, but you did beat me. I do not lie, that’s the thing Gator. Cain is a walk over though, I’ll let you have that. It’s another fucking day for you? Well then, you must have less success than I thought on your average day because you aren’t taking me seriously? That will be the biggest mistake you ever make. I look forward to it though man, honestly I do. Maybe your tag partner will actually show up? Then again… who can blame him if he doesn’t? It has been a long road to redemption, but now I am here and there’s only one man standing in my way. I wish you all the best Gator, because this time, there will be no rock, paper, scissors. Instead, it will be ALL about the NEW Universal Champion. Game Over. Mwah.”

Steve blew a kiss at the screen and winked sarcastically as the shot faded.

3x Xtreme Champion
1x Briefcase Holder
1x Television Champion
1x Universal Champion