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Caroline O'Hara Burchill · **11-29-2014, 12:22 PM**

Imbecile.

First off, this isn't the X Factor, so quit your wretched singing. Though, I must say that I am a bit flattered that you actually did put a little effort into writing a song about me. Secondly, nobody here gives a damn about how many titles you've won outside of the XWF. No one here will acknowledge any of that, so you can stop trying to make yourself seem like an important and viable threat around here. I'm so sorry, but who's playing around here? No one here is playing a game of make believe or pretend. However, a tea party does sound nice... ah yes, a celebration right after I shove my foot up your ass and turn you inside out. And tumblr quotes? Seriously? Wow, so now grown folks are resorting to pathetic little putdowns such as that? Wow, I'm so hurt! I think I might cry and tattle tale to my mommy about you because you're such a big meanie! Pfft. Oh please, don't make me laugh! Come on, you can do sooo much better than that! All of the things you said were downright petty. "You are probably so fragile that if I breathe on you too hard you die from hypothermia.". What, you came up with all of those "original" insults on your own? Or did you need to look up insults on the internet because you're too much of a feeble minded shit head? Water is wet? We've heard that many times before. Yawn. Nothing special or funny about that! Anything else you have up your sleeves? Clearly you can't come up with a well-constructed and systematic argument on your own. I guess you're the one here who needs their hand held.

I don't need the fans. Congrats, want a ribbon? How about a fucking crown, bouquet of flowers and a sash that has "I'm so popular! Everybody likes me! Yay, I feel so loved! :)" written on it? Good for you that you have such a loyal following and that people like you, but this isn't a competition for Homecoming King. You can go ahead and state how much of a popular wrestler you are, but that doesn't make you a great competitor. Besides, what will the fans do for you in the long run? You're fresh meat here, swimming around in a territory that you don't belong in. All the sharks are gonna come out and rip you alive. You might have more experience and all the other unimportant shit you've mentioned, but I simply don't care. It doesn't matter who you are: I will end you either way. Darkwynd and Tyson were hardly a warm up. Richard? He's such a little bitch that beating him wasn't anything special. You can go ahead and try your best to make fun of me and calling me a little girl or whatever, but when my foot crushes your throat and you can hardly breath, then we will see who will be the last one left laughing.

Oh wait, spoiler alert: it'll be me who's the one laughing!

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