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Morbid Angel · **11-04-2014, 09:43 PM**

Some men are destined for great things, others are destined to suck! Like Ghost Tank…

-Morbidgod

The sun was falling over the peeking stones in this near ancient cemetery. Large crucifixes cover the field, all signifying what was once someone. Life and death with the trophy of life. Live long enough to learn and love then die into nothing but emptiness. Morbid Angel was not only the nearest mortician but he also took great pleasure in digging graves for the recently deceased! Being that it is an aged cemetery, a back hoe could not enter so it was something that needed done by hand, and that’s what was getting done. Morbid Angel digging a deep, 6 foot hole. Deep enough for the animals not to smell the sweet stench of rotting flesh and if they could smell the rot it would take them months to enjoy their rancid dinner if there was no obstruction. Inside the earth most get a concrete box lowered to protect the casket and remains from the elements of earth and the weight of hundreds of pounds of dirt crushing down. Some cannot afford the protection, maggots are quick to dine on such an unprotected body!

Dirt flings from the ground bellow as the gravel toned voice of Morbid Angel starts to speak.

Morbid Angel-”Oh Ghost Tank. How I love your bullshit! You seem to be very unaware of the current situation…you are going to lose! Look at the state of your team right now! You and Kinwrathi, a man who cannot be fucking bothered to even speak on your behalf, or even as a team! He came in for 5 minutes and forgot about his many losses and that was that. He not only got half of his speech wrong, but he spent more time slandering YOU! What kind of fucking team mate is that? A man who shits on his own partner. I may not like Peter but I’ll be goddamned if I am going to shit talk him when we are teamed up against each other, that’s just bad form! You seem to be unfazed by the devious treachery brought upon by Kinwrathi, thinking that you have a chance to win over me…fuck Peter! MORBID ANGEL IS ETERNAL VICTORY!
Sometimes I think you are so full of shit you could be a politician because you FUCKING LIE!

You mention that you are finally happy to hear from me, why is that? Is it because I slaughtered you! I will not be out done when it comes to talking shit! Especially by a fucking

like you! You should be unhappy that I decided to continue this fucking shit against you. I will change your name to the Joke Tank because of how fucking funny you are and how idiotic you seem.

You come back with such a weak comeback when saying that no one ever owned you but you literally just lost a match. In fact I believe you lost your last two matches so in fact you have been owned. You have been trashed and discarded with yesterday’s garbage! Why the fuck have I been put into this match? I wanted Vinnie Lane but instead I get some fucking loser like you!

Did you actually believe that I will agree with you on how beastly you are? For one, you suck. Secondly you are far from darkness taking you over to destroy enemies and the fact that you broke a cage means little to me. I broke cages and it isn’t because you are tough, it’s because its cheap fucking shit they use to build this crap!

Not knowing what my accomplishments are means you have been under a rock, considering that I have been top 5 in the XWF for a while, I talked about all over the television and in the news papers. I guess you can say I am near famous and you dare to claim that you never heard OR known of anything I have done? Are you a liar or just that fucking stupid? I am getting the feeling that you are really stupid. You then go on to tell me that the XWF hired a camera man JUST FOR YOU? Are you fucking kidding? I have been here for a year and I never got my own camera man. You know why? Because it’s a waste on the company funds for one person to follow another for the one hour a day it takes for you to make a complete fucking fool of yourself. AND ANOTHER THING! You are too new for the company to sink any kind of money into. You are what is known as a “show opener” that means you are the opening act and mostly going to be filler. You are all filler, no thriller! You liked that? I speak the truth because if I lied I would be more like that other god; you know, the fake one!

You know why you would never be chosen on my team? Because you are weak, you don’t know how to fight and I can’t count on you for shit! I have some advice for you and it’s going to get mean. you get your ass kicked so much because you don’t allow your body to rest between fights, you go twice a week for matches because you are probably trying to pay off that fucking trailer you sleep in every night. Don’t think I haven’t noticed that fucking beat up, rotted out mobile home you come chugging into the parking lot of every show in. I bet you fucking live in that shit! You filthy fucking pig! You are the worst kind of Liar. I’m still on the fact that you said the XWF let you keep a Camera man. A man who gets about 50K a year and had 10K worth of equipment; doesn’t add up to me.

Anyway, no, I would never pick you to team with me; mainly because you smell like cat piss and as if you lacked 2 years of showering, truly disgusting. I don’t team with filthy, lying animals like you! The only reason you got this match is because Kinwrathi needed a partner and the powers that be decided not to put anyone worth a shit because Kinwrathi is a fucking joke! He is a drug addled wretch that only cares about sucking on used Fentanyl patches! This man is so hard up for drugs that he was buying Barney Green’s USED patches that he wore for 3 days on his ass cheek and then sucks what is left of the painkillers out to get high. That’s how bad he is and you want to make it seem like you are fucking lucky? HA! I think I am lucky for having such an easy time with a pathetic pile of shit like you!

You were asked to be a Demolitionist on a team with Justin Sane? Are you fucking serious right now? That is a bragging point for you? That is all you have? I was a Universal Champion, two time Xtreme Champion, 7 time Ark Champion, 1 time Heavy Metal Champion, Star of the Month of February! I single handedly won at War Games, I defeated many people that most consider unbeatable. And all you have to say for yourself is that you teamed with Justin Sane? And the respect of Evertrust? HA, you respect a man who respects no one and you brag about it! Eli is a joke, he cares about nothing and no one and I’ll bet everything I have that if I were not a team captain I would have been picked before anyone else because there is one thing that has always been true! I DELIVER VICTORY! So enjoy the team that disbanded right after the Pay Per View like it is something long lasting and forever. Brainwashing yourself is something that I see happens a lot. Maybe that Camera man stays with you because you pay him out of your own pocket, that is the only way I can see anyone wanting to hang around you for more than 5 minutes! You have nothing to offer anyone!

You go on to talk about my team, which was pretty solid. You also mention that the other team’s captain abandoned them. Well, there was a reason for that. He knew he got fucked and his team mates fucked him over because they all at one point fell at the Morbid Angel hand! You are going on a dream. Theo abandoned them because he didn’t want to get embarrassed even though Harrison was a traitor! He was going to fuck us over and I had to threaten him with ways that made others’ skin crawl! I killed his wife and daughter because I found out that he was going to stab me in the fucking back! Do you know who told me? Theo Pryce! You know why? Though it may not look like it, people respect me! How’s that? Does it fit into the plan now. I found who was going to stab me in the back then killed his wife and daughter! And I did it to teach him a lesson! NO ONE STABS MORBID ANGEL IN THE FUCKING BACK! Write that shit down, Ghost tank! NO ONE! I think every Promo you shot you just keep talking about how good you were at War games, know this. If My team went against yours then you would have lost! Your best is not good enough to beat fucking anyone! Your team of fucking jokes were nothing! And because they were nothing you faced a bunch of nothings! Your leaders were about as useful as a leaf in the wind! And what use is that? NONE! You are holding onto a victory that was handed over because the teams were shit! If Eli was actually any good he would have kept the Universal from Theo but he didn’t care! He got what he always wanted and then walked away! He gave up. I AM STILL THE LONGEST REIGNING UNIVERSAL CHAMPION! Can you remember that you fucking

fuck?! So let’s hear it some more, talk about War Games. I dare you!

I don’t remember a moment when Gein got the upper hand on me or anyone on my team. If anything he slapped Venomous on the dick and that was all he has to offer! So, ”Mick” as you call him, was nothing more than a man fighting to survive! Nothing more, nothing less. The fact that you are digging in all the time about how amazing other people were like they are even involved in this match is amazing. Its like me talking about how bad ass Frodo is and how he bitch slapped your fucking fat ass all over the ring! See how that works? If you really wanted to surprise someone and even myself, you should learn who really beat me before talking shit. No one gives a fuck about Gein, no one gives a fuck about Justin Sane and most definitely no one gives a shit about YOU! Here is free advice, take it. Quit. Leave the federation and never return because I see you as an embarrassment! You claim that Justin Sane will go far but not at King of the Ring. Why? Is it because there was real talent there fighting? There was fucking Santos! Tony fucking Santos! He is the biggest name there, with the best record. And you are telling me that Justin Sane couldn’t shut these other shit piles down? You are truly a fucking joke! You are the king of excuses and always hunting around for justification to say something that is wildly incorrect. Ever notice that? Ok, Smarten up! This isn’t your mother’s vagina! You don’t fuck around in here! YOU HEAR ME!

Saving himself for a cash in. what a lame excuse! He was just embarrassed by his team and decided to take the title from Eli after abandoning his people which is low! Even for a fucking jew! About their team pulling their own weight. We may never know. You know what they say, If wishes were horses we’d all be eating steak! Meaning that a loss is a loss and there is no way to know how much trouble they were going to cause. From what I can see, they were less than troublesome, more like watching a stand up comedy routine.

The only reason they focused on you was because you were the lumbering oaf scuffling across the mat trying to get involved, don’t hype yourself up any, I might laugh! You think bragging about getting your ass kicked is a good thing? You got your ass handed to you and you are bragging about how much you got beaten up? Are you fucking kidding me? Look, it’s not a good thing that a fucking prick like Knight beat your ass. After all you are supposed to be some kind of monster. What you looked like was a oversized punching bag and they thought it would be funny to throw your fucking ass into the cage. I laughed when they did. So don’t brag about getting your ass handed to you. It makes you look stupid!

On the injuries; lets talk about the injuries like no one has ever received an injury in the ring! For one, you gashed yourself on the fucking cage when you speared Knight. That means you suck at your job! The entire point of fighting it to hurt others, not yourself! As for breaking the cage. You were the last match out of how many? Don’t you think that cage was weakened any? Don’t you think that perhaps you were the straw that broke the camel’s back? After all we didn’t have the cages checked after every match so it is entirely possible that the cages were compromised. Think about that before you boast about being a fucking idiot!

A team winning doesn’t mean you earned the win. You know who wins for teams? The Captains! Divine leadership brings victory! Not some scrub like you! A fucking bottom feeder that will always be nothing in the eyes of the XWF! The fucking laughing stock!

I am done with your cock stroking about getting beat up. Working for a victory? Does it even matter? If I show up for a fight and the other person was half asleep and I fuck them up, you telling me that I didn’t actually beat the shit out of that person? What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously if you are a New Breed of Monster then this new breed suffers from severe

! So we are clear. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WAR GAMES! YOU SUCK!

You respect women? That is very cute! What a beastly Monster you are! With all this respect you pass around like a fucking peace pipe! Who else wants a hit? Are you fucking serious? You are the biggest vagina to walk through those big XWF doors since John Black! Do you understand what I am getting at here? You are pathetic and the fact that you are so self deluded it makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with you. You are a fucking mess to even think for a second that you beating some fucking woman makes a goddamn difference to me. I have beaten many women and most of those beatings happened outside the ring. Am I a woman beater? Yes! Do I respect women? NO! they were put on this earth to take cum and make babies! If they get out of line they get smacked! Kimmy K didn’t know her fucking place! So I took my 3XL hands and shoved them up her ass after stabbing her fucking tittie implants! I did that and sent her on her way, now she makes food for her husband in New Zealand. Best stay at home wife ever now. She gives no lip and takes all the shit! So while you brag about defeating A SINGLE woman; remember that you are lower than a dog! You are their fucking bitch! A Monster to no one!

You think I will respect you? Fat chance on that! I don’t respect anyone! Never have, never will! Respect is a sign of weakness and the fact that you think I will respect you is laughable. If you haven’t been paying attention to what has been going on so far, the chances of me respecting you are beyond slim! In fact it boarders on non existent! In fact after the match, next to your name on the official XWF website I will put your name on my list of the fallen! And it will read “Ghost Tank- Still given him no Respect!”

So the sad death of your parents leaving you this big ass house… yeah… right.We have Bruce Wayne in the XWF! HOLY SHIT! Lovely story, Undertaker! Do you have a brother Kane?

I can understand the need to play with fire. I myself have burned down a few houses but never my own! I would never do that! What the fuck for? Besides, learning how to use matches? Are you fucking kidding me? You burned down the house twice? Did you kill your parents? It’s starting to come off like you did kill your parents! You burned them alive because your daddy wouldn’t stop touching your penis after dark! That’s fucked up but totally justifiable! I burned down houses of my enemies while they slept inside. Ever set the entire first and second floor on fire with a flame thrower? First time I fucked up and set the first floor on fire first then tried to run out after the second floor and burned my face. I got better though. Now I don’t get burned. THEY GET BURNED!

I wish you would explain to me what is going on Bruce Wayne, I am curious to know your story.

The cost of facing you is I’ll probably need to comb my hair after the match. I don’t fear you at all. Never have and never will. I will not recognize any cost after this match because you are digging yourself into a fucking hole the more your fucking mouth moves! There is no way some little bastard like you could ever break me! No one has ever broken me! And it’s not going to start today! Morbid Angel is UNBREAKABLE! Many have tried and none have succeeded, what makes you any different? Is it because you think your something fucking special? You think you are fucking unique? YOU ARE WORTH NOTHING MORE THAT SOMEONE TO GET BEAT THE FUCK UP! Remember that, Tank, you are nothing! Never will be!”

Morbid Angel continues to dig the grave, dirt flies from the hole and chunks as he digs. Morbid starts to whistle a dark yet somber tune as the scene fades to a Blood Red!

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