A young gentleman is walking down the street riding his skateboard as the clouds began to get a little heavy. His rides his board down the avenue using his right foot to push off the ground every once in a while. Abruptly, the bottom falls out! The weather changes from cloudy to a heavy downpour. The youthful lad leapt off his board and picked it up holding it over his head. His eyes shot from side to side, but all he could see was the old iron fence surrounding an old church estate. The boy climbs the small iron fence and rushes towards the safety of the church. The boy grips the large handle and strains to open the ancient door. After a few seconds of pulling, the door budges open and the cool air from within blows into his face. He gets inside and leaves the door where it was. The young man begins walking forward into the darkness and into the abyss of the church. He shivers at the stagnant cold breeze filling the church. The feeling of being watched fills the mind and senses of him.

Heeeeeeeeeee.....


The echo bounces off the walls as it seemingly comes from all directions. The boy stops in his tracks and looks around trembling a bit either from the rain or nervousness. He begins walking forwards. As he approaches the beginning of the pews, the boy notices lanterns hung on poles by each individual bench. He tries to be as quiet as possible as he edges forward through the center of the room. He takes a step and a board makes an awful creaking noise. Everything seems to get deadly quiet. Not a single noise is heard besides the rain drops falling on the roof of the building. A steady stream of water is pouring through the hole in the roof. The dead quiet is interrupted by…


HEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


The young man jumps at the sound and runs for the door! He knocks several lanterns down as he charges for the slightly askew door. As he gets within ten feet of the door, it slams shut! Darkness floods into the room. His breath is shaky as he slowly backs away from the door. He grips the last seat in the pew and takes a seat. He lays down and pulls his skateboard over his head. He’s shivering and slightly crying now.


HEEEEEEheeeeheeeheeeeeheeeeeheeeeheeee!



The laughter appears to get closer and closer with each ‘heeeee.’ The boy starts crying. A leather glove comes over the back of the pew and snatches the skateboard. The hand flings it to another being in the dark. The same dark gloved hand reaches over the pew and begins stroking the crying boy’s head.


Hereeee prettttyyyy kitttyyyy. Heeeerrreeeee pretttttyyyyy kittttyyyyy! It’s okay! There, there! Daddy Hysteria is here to take care of you. Boys. Get him.


Another hand reaches over the pew and grabs the young lad. The boy starts thrashing around, but the two men in the dark are able to handle him. They walk through the dark as the boy cries and thrashes around.

They finally get to the door to the left of the stage. Hysteria opens it. He takes a few steps forward into the room and the sound of a pull chord is heard. The single lightbulb dangling from the roof ignites showing a small room with two chairs, an unturned table, and the wallpaper…

The walls are donned with nothing but pictures of Guppy. The pictures span from Guppy hitting various moves inside the ring. Hysteria begins laughing as he notices the boy freaking out. Hysteria walks along the wall running his fingers along the pictures. Hysteria stops and turns around. He points to the chair across from the upturned table and big leather chair. The two men set the boy down and begin tying him into the chair with some rope. Once the two men, revealed as Mickey ‘The Martyr’ Manson and Cory Scarecrow, have him secured, they leave closing the door behind them. Hysteria walks around the boy. He runs the back of his glove along the cheek of the young boy who looks terrified. Hysteria laughs to himself.

Ohhhh a spy we have mmmmmm?! Did you like that? My Yoda impersonation? A spy we have mmmmm? Hehehe What’s your name, sonny?

T-T-Tommy…

T-T-Tommy? Is that it? What brings you to the cathedral to The Higher Power? Did Guppy send you here? Are you ONE OF HIS ARMY?!?! Are you bringing an army into my camps!?! The Higher Power won’t like that! He’ll smite you down with a vengeful fury!

The boy looks at Hysteria with tears in his eyes. Hysteria starts laughing slightly. He runs his glove through the short hair of the young boy.

You see… I want you to tell Guppy something. For everyyy hero… there is a villain. Guppy. You can be the nice guy that everrryyyoneeee likes. I’ll be the guy that lights you on fire! Guppyyyy. I hope your heroics are up to the task because, if not… Young Tommy here is going to be newest member of…



THE ASYLUM!