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Hysteria 'The Prophet' · **10-26-2014, 10:48 AM**

The camera fades into a trashed looking house. It fades into one of rooms with Hysteria sitting in a chair behind a small plastic card table smiling at the camera. He laughs cryptically as the camera zooms in on just the table up.

"Gein vs ME!?! It seems as though the management is trying to put a rift between the greatest commodity to hit the X Dubya eF! The Asylum. Will. Not. Die. You see, they want someone who can scare them! They like to be frightened! Oooh scary oooooh! Well if they want someone who can scare them…

"I AM THAT DAM SCARY!"

Hysteria begins laughing wildly as he throws his arms out spinning around in a circle in the chair. He catches the table after the rotation and stops laughing abruptly.

"Welcome… to the guide to the future. The Prophet to the Higher Power. Lend me your ear brave ladies and gentlefucks. I will show you enlightenment to the umpteenth degree! Depression will leave your soul. It will leave your body as rain evaporates from the surface of the Earth. The Asylum takes all who wish to be helped as he begin clearing your mind of things we deem unnecessary. Guilt, fear, shame… all gone. Replaced with humor, insanity, and… hysteria.

"The Higher Power has spoken to me! He has spoken to his child among children! He has bestowed a book of almighty knowledge! A… Bible of sorts."

Hysteria reaches inside his jacket and withdraws a large leather-bound notebook. Hysteria sets it down on the table as if it were made of glass. He gazes upon it through his mask as the ink stain shifts in form. Hysteria’s focus turns back up as he begins laughing wildly.

"You see, the laws of The Asylum are written within these covers. I have already read the volume to its entirety, and the content is invigorating. Using this guide for the guide, Hysteria shall reach the masses and issue a state of manic proportions upon the XWF.
"Beware, XWF. I am hungry and I AM THAT DAM SCARY!"

Hysteria starts giggling sinisterly as he turns his chair around. He begins whistling between insane chuckles.

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