He speaks! Oh dear followers, he speaks!

Hysteria enters the picture with a happy smile appearing in the ink splotch on his mask. The camera is set up in a dark room with just a sole light bulb hanging above Hysteria. Hysteria hits it slightly and it swings through the room showing the small dank setting. Two bodies are tied up in chairs in the center of the room. Hysteria moves between them and slaps them across the face. The two men are bleeding from the top of their heads. Their mouths are full with a gag of some sort. Hysteria steps between them and pats them on the back. He stares ahead as the ink splotch changes to an ambiguous shape. Hysteria slaps the two men.

Awww, Mr. Kage. You seem to have a little boo-boo on your face there! Wanna rub some dirt in it you little bitch? Wanna cry about it? Wanna go home to mommy and tell her how daddy doesn't love you? Oops! That's right! THAT BITCH IS DEAD! You seem to be misunderstood Lucybaby. You think that I wear this mask because I lost a loved one? You don't know the half of it. These stories I tell you, young man, are simply me explaining how I developed into the monster that I am today. The reasons in which I have no remorse and no regrets. You wanna know why I wear this mask? Well just ask Guest. I'm sure they know the reason. If not, well... it doesn't really matter. I will demoralize and disrupt your way of thinking. I will drag you to the pits of hell and introduce you to devil himself. All the while, you'll be laughing... laughing hysterically. Now, you may be wondering who these two find gentlemen are. The man to my left is... well. Let's let them speak.

Hysteria stands back and prods the man to his left. The man stirs and groans. After a second or two, Hysteria prods him again. The same moaning happens and Hysteria chuckles. He prods him again and the man turns his head.

What the fuck do you want from me?

Hysteria grows stiff and walks up to the man slowly. He raises his gloved hand high above his head before drilling it down into the skull of the man. He digs his gloved fingers into the wound on the top of the man's head. The man howls out in agony. Hysteria slaps the back of his head.

Now, bitch. Tell him your name.

The man takes several deep breathes before looking up at the camera.

My name is Mark Williams.

Hysteria slaps the back of his head as if to urge him on. The man grimaces as he looks into the camera.

I am a resident of the city of Greenville, South Carolina. I was scheduled to be a referee for the upcoming event.

Nowwwww, you there. Go.

The other man begins crying as Hysteria slaps him across the back of his head. He incessantly blubbers up words. Hysteria takes a playing card from his pocket and slits the throat of the blubbering man.

No need for all of that. What the blubbering buffoon was trying to say is that he is a person on the technical staff here at the XWF. He helped with setting pyrotechnics. I guess they'll have to find a suitable replacement! Bahahaha!

Sooo... Mr. Williams. Would you like to end up like Mr. Darnell over there? Or would you like to make a difference in the world? A hysterical difference. I have few questions I'd like to ask you... Question number one. Who is the greatest wrestler in the XWF? Is it...

A) Gein
B) Loverboy Vinnie Lane
C) Guest
D) Gator
E) Morbid Angel
F) LH Harrison
G) Tony Santos
H) Evertrust
I) Hysteria
J) Mastermind

The man immediately yells out 'HYSTERIA!' Hysteria falls to the ground laughing. He reaches into his bag and pulls something hidden out. The arms of the man are tied to the chair. Hysteria, in a split second, SMASHES A NAIL THROUGH THE HAND OF WILLIAMS! The man cries out in pain and tries to break the ropes. Hysteria laughs and pours salt on the head of Mr. Williams. The man is really in agony now. Hysteria walks to the side and shakes his finger at him.

No no no... I appreciate the sentiment, I really do. But I'm not the greatest wrestler in the XWF. I haven't even debuted yet! However, if you answered that next week, I might agree with you. Now question number two... Who is the greatest faction in the XWF?

A) The Black Circle
B) The Kliq
C) The Brotherhood
D) None of the above

Hysteria looks at the man and is waiting. The man grits his teeth and utters... 'D.' Hysteria makes some clicking noises before digging through the bag behind him. The man begins pleading and begging for Hysteria to stop. Hysteria pops up on the left side of him with a blowtorch! He turns it on and burns the hand of him severely! The man is grimacing and cursing severely.

Oh how wrong you are... Williams. Now question Th-

Fuck you.

Hysteria stops where he was and turned towards him. He gets within an inch of his face.

What was that Markypoo?

FUCK. YOU.

Hysteria pulls something out of his pocket and he JABS it into the neck of Mark Williams. He then skips over to the bag and pulls out a book. The object in the neck of Williams is a large shard of glass! Hysteria takes the book and smashes the glass further and further into the neck of the victim as the blood squirts everywhere including all over the mask of Hysteria. The ink moves to fill up the spots that aren't red to create a black and red swirl on the mask.

Lucifer Kage. I hope you realize that on Madness... I'm going to do worse to you than these two gentlemen. And as for your face? I'm going to slice it off and add it to my collection. Prepare to be.... a hysterical mess.