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JACK · **10-04-2014, 10:44 PM**

"Too often, quoting the Bible to someone serves as the easy way out. The way to either end a conversation, trump whatever else the other person has to say, or provide a quick "comfort" so we can then move along." -Emily Timbol, Huffington Post

"Back so soon?" I hear you ask.

Yes I am, believe it or not.

First, I'd like to offer an apology to Avery.

It seems that I have mistaken you for someone else who has the goal to censor everything in the XWF.

Either that, or you've never mentioned it in your recordings.

For that, I apologize for bringing up irrelevant information.

However, what I'm not sorry for are my upcoming insults, but I'll get to them after I deal with the master of minds, as he likes to call himself.

He never has much to say, but what he says is truly laughable.

He thinks he's the one that will end up winning this match, sending us to dreamland.

He says that he's beaten everyone else by simply planning out the match.

While it is smart being strategic, it certainly isn't smart to claim victory over people you haven't fought yet.

Come Monday, he'll be changing his views by giving in to us.

The question is, how will he be put down?

Pinned?

Submitted?

Knocked out?

Who knows?

The laws of probability are rather unruly, even on their own terms.

And now we get to Avery.

I have nothing against you, don't make any false assumptions.

Our mishaps are not things we can just forget.

Take our match with Kendall as an example.

We lost, we analyzed the match to figure out exactly how we lost, we took those problems into consideration, and then we prepare for the next bout with that knowledge in hand.

Then again, what's knowledgeable about hiding behind your books to compensate your lack of combat training?

What about your age?

Or possibly your lack of knowledge of how wrestling works?

This is your first time here, correct?

Maybe not in terms of combat, but in terms of being in a ring where you fight men that could legitimately kill you if they wanted to.

You quit your job in order to become a wrestler, which isn't something a man of your age or intelligence would even consider.

Then again, you claim that is what excites you, so I won't judge you there.

What I have to wonder is how long you'll last in this crazy little federation, because many people would just love to prove your therapist wrong.

If I don't do it, then someone else will.

That's human nature.

Once they see a weakness, they go for it.

And we are no different from any other man in the world.

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