OOC: Scene opens up to Dwight Schrute, lounging in his office chair, in his own personal office.

-Schrute turns the chair around to face the camera-

So, they call this wrestling, do they? In my opinion, "wrestling" is just code for fake fighting. I mean seriously, who would be able to take a body slam without spending 10 minutes on the mat just lying there. In German culture, my papa would hit me with a paddle if I ever did something bad. But that's beside the point. The point is how I'm going to kick my three opponents' asses in my match five days from now.

So how did I get into the wrestling business, you ask? Well, I'll tell you an interesting story about how I, Dwight K. Schrute, decided to take on this worthless sport.

-Schrute gets out of his chair and starts walking around his office while the camera follows him-

Well, it all started in late 2012 when Dunder Mifflin closed down the Scranton branch. It was a sad day. At least, for the others, perhaps, because I knew it was destiny for me to do better things. All of us were laid off. We had to find new jobs. Meredith went on to join a strip club, no surprise there. Andy followed his dream of becoming a sailor. And Jim, had his job in Philly. As for me, I went on to start humble beginnings. I considered many professions. From becoming an expert on farming, to expanding Schrute Farms globally. Then, it came across my mind. I should become a pro wrestler! It took a lot of paperwork and training before I finally enrolled into a minor wrestling promotion in early 2013. It was there that I learned all the moves. The techniques. Even, the right diet. In fact, I was so devoted to my wrestling career, that I closed down Schrute Farms in mid 2013. It was all worth it though.

I won a lot of my matches. Even the ones I lost, I still counted it as a victory because I was just that damn good. Then, in early 2014, I decided I should take my wrestling career to the next level. So I tried to enroll in a major wrestling promotion, but nobody would accept me. Then, one fateful day, the XWF was lucky enough to recruit me. And that's how I'm here now. I'm not afraid to let anybody know who I am. That's because Dwight Schrute is a beast. An animal. Those other three can't stop me from absolutely destroying them. Dwight's coming. And he will take you down.