OOC: Scene opens up to Dwight Schrute preparing a meal in his kitchen while a cameraman films him

-Schrute drops glass-

Dammit!

-Schrute notices camera-

Oh hey, didn't see you there. Sorry that you caught me at a bad time. Anyway, here I am now. I apologize for not really making any promos lately, but today is the release of my first promo. Enjoy it while you can because by the end of it, I'm sure you will be knocked out of your seat.

-Schrute walks over to the couch-

First off, let's address matters of last Warfare. Where those two idiots managed to salvage a victory. How they did it? I do not know. They pinned the extremely less superior Doc Shaw at the same time, and they both won. The ref should have decided ONE winner, but I guess he has an IQ of 35. Anyway, I'm going to put that loss behind me now and focus on my next opponent, Maverick.

Who is Maverick? I watched his promo the other day, and I think he looks like the Randy Orton fellow from that fake wrestling promotion, WWE. Is he Randy Orton? He could be, but that's highly unlikely. Randy Orton is better than Maverick.

What is a Maverick? A maverick is also referred as a huge wave by surfers. And I could understand why his name is Maverick. Because he sure is a huge wave. Of boredom, that is. I almost fell asleep while watching his promo. He just kept going on and on and on and on about how much I suck. Do you have anything else to say? On all these promos, are you just going to keep criticizing me? Because if you are, people are going to get bored of your insults real fast.

I really couldn't care less of the fact that you brought X-Pac into this mess. I don't know why you are so worried about him. He's a special ref, let him do his job. Focus on your opponent, not the ref.

You call yourself the Avatar of Perfection? Please, don't make me laugh. Just stick to calling yourself a huge wave of boredom, okay? And as for your finishing moves, Pure Perfection? Stinging Nightmare? Those sound no better than the Dwight Clothesline. I don't need a good name for my finishing moves. Because the Dwight Clothesline will be the only thing left in your puny mind after I perform it on you.

You seriously want to put your title on the line? I really don't care if its a title match or not, I just want to destroy you. But since you offered, yeah let's make it a title match. Get ready to get shocked, Avatar of Boredom.