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Pot calling the kettle Black
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#1
07-08-2014, 03:53 PM

Said the Pot to the Kettle: "Your black"

Said the Kettle to the Pot: "No your black"

Said the Pot back to the Kettle: "Don't be a parrot, make up your own come back."




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The scene fades in to the warehouse owned by the Mafia Men. The camera sees the broken remains of the watch that was destroyed by the crate.

Rudolf, Victor, and Gregor (pronounced Gruger), walk in front of the camera.

RUDOLF: "Two of our three opponents have shown up to the party so far before Wednesday Night Warfare. The other one, this Slade fella. I think he's scared of both us, The Mafia Men, and his own partners. Well he's let down his partners by not showing up. How sad is that?

"Now Phoenix Death, you're telling us that we don't have anything original to shoot back with, but you've just did the same. It's like the pot calling the kettle back. Roll the dialogue.


Quote:You say you're going to run through me like a sack of potatoes huh? I guess maybe I should start liking mashed potatoes since thats what you're going to make me into huh? Anyone got a spoon I can borrow and maybe some butter so I can eat this shit up after Wed?

Rudolf just stares at the camera.

VICTOR: "He's a hypocrite Dolph, and you know what happens with hypocrites? They get their just desserts. That's what he's going to be eating from his hospital bed after Wednesday Night. Mashed potatoes, with butter thrown in and desserts thrown in. Any dessert he wants he can have."

GREGOR: "You can't have evil with out good, you can't have night without day, you can't have war without peace, you can't have light without darkness. You, Phoenix Death, and your side kick partner, Doca, are the light, we are definitely the darkness, and we're proud of it. We don't give a hoot how you disappear, it's not even that believable or a wow factor."

RUDOLF: "We're not going anywhere, we are staying put, and if that means constantly warring with you or anyone who gets in our way, then so be it. CAPS that. And if you don't know what CAPS means, then you aren't down with it."

Rudolf, Victor, and Gregor walk out of camera shot, laughing their heads off.

GREGOR: "Slade won't show up, they don't have a team of 3. If we beat them 3-2 then they'll be moaning that it wasn't fair. Then we'll never hear the last of it. Idiots.."

Camera fades out. The scene ends.

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