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~~MARIA BRINK~~ · (05-11-2014)

So, it's me, Billy Zane. Hi guys, I'm going to explain to you the difference between a bad watch, and a good watch. It's quite simple, actually. A good watch, and I'm not referring to the people who watch over like malls and stuff, those are never good, should have a decent weight to it. A proportionate weight, don't find one that's too light, or too heavy. Too heavy means they loaded it down with junk that it doesn't need to try and sell you on it. Too light means they used cheap parts. Cheap parts break, when they break it's usually at a terrible time.

Another thing to look for is the movement, a good watch has a solid steady movement, a bad one has the movement noticeable, you see a hesitation before the tick. This is because the gears they use are cheap and the gems they use to protect the gears are cheap man-made ones. A good movement will be solid and streamlined because well made machines, and a watch is a machine, always move smooth without a hitch. Do you really want to be 15 seconds behind when you spent $200 on a watch? Of course not, because that wouldn't make sense.

That brings us to cost, a good watch isn't a cheap, and a cheap watch isn't good. Does that mean that every good watch is expensive? Well, no, and not every expensive watch is good. Rolexes are expensive to some, about $5K for one, but they're not good. They are shoddily made, they are often over glazed with diamonds, and keep as good of time as a Casio G-Shock, only the Casio is a lot less money. Breitling's are good, and expensive, but to what end? And what of Suunto? They're about $400 for one, but they're shitty digitial watches. Basically, buy something made of a decent weight, and with a smooth motion. You'll be good, as long as it doesn't say Rolex.

You're asking yourself what this has to do with anything? Well, it's simple. My opponent this week is called Clockwork. She is a bad time piece, always failing at a terrible time. She failed this week. Her debut match, and she will fail. Because she's going up against me, the true Beast. Sorry, Cain, you're not shit. She has made a foolish choice in signing up to face off with me. Only one person has entered the ring with me and claimed victory, that trend will not continue. Tonight, I make no pleas to Paul Heyman, I make no calls to Ozymandais, and I refuse to call Giovanni Ferrari for anything other than to wish him a happy birthday.

Today I make a simple warning to Clockwork, keep quiet. Stay hidden, surprise us with what you fail to do in the ring. Surprise us with a stunning loss to me, because that's what you'll get. A loss. And probably not a glorious one at that, it will be over way too quickly for you. Not even entertaining in the least. Not for anyone who wasted their money on your debut. Next time I reccomend the fans just stream this for free off the internet. I promise, you'll enjoy it more that way.

Actually, I take it back, Clockwork. Cut one promo. One promo for this match, and beg the forgiveness of the fans for your lackluster performance and short lived career. You are not worth keeping around, and I promise no one will make the mistake of doing so. Not after what I do to you. Not after how we view you Thursday morning. You will end up looking worse than Gilmour after an In This Moment concert, or Soupcan at the end of Black Friday. Worse than Frodo in a barnyard. Face it, you have nothing that will help you. Not a single goddamn thing. The only thing you can do now is pray to whatever diety you worship and hope he forgives you your sins.

Beg him for mercy, because when we step into that ring, I will shut mercy down. I will not stop until you're broken and the bell rings signalling me as the victor. I'm going to cut this short, like your time in the XWF. Go back to the bush leagues, rookie.

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