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Kendall Savannah Sawyer · (05-12-2014)

So.

So...

So...

This is it?

This is all?

This is the competition lined up for myself and Vellore Brommer come Madness? The Imperial Erotican and Gilmour Classic? Two people who just the week prior had engaged in a match against each other?

Oh, this is almost too funny to even comprehend. So sad, really, that of all the talent at Ozymandias' disposal, the only people he can muster up in an attempt to throw our way for "competition" are these two cretins. What, was Frodo Smackins not good enough to be thrown into this little exchange? How about John Brown who claims he could hang with any "top names" in the company and come out victorious? Were their prior engagements a little too important to face a champion and her stablemate?

I want competition.

Competition drives me.

The Imperial Erotican and Gilmour Classic aren't competition.

They're a fucking warmup.

Now now, don't get this twisted. This isn't some holier than thou "I'm better than everything and everyone" rant where I say that there is no competition in the XWF. That isn't true.

What is true however, is that this little thrown together mishmash of "I have no idea what to do with these two" squaring off against Brommer and I are in way too far over their heads. Shall I start with the more vocal of the two there, Gilmour Classic?

The man of many words; all of them exactly the same.

Oh, right. He already said that he doesn't care if I address his comments about me being a whore, skank, slut, cunt, etc. Okay, Gilmour; if you were expecting me to address that so much, care to enlighten me why I should care what some overgrown, fat beyond rationalizing as a glandular problem manchild with a vocabulary reminiscent of a show offy thirteen year old with anger issues thinks of me? Because he's me opponent? Is, is that the only reason?

Sheesh. People actually fall for this idiot's lack of thinking?

Oh, right. They don't.

Unless they're The Imperial Erotican.

More on that later.

However, it looks like Gilmour Classic has graduated the same school of bringing up useless, false information that saw Jon Plex and Julian Martin as valedictorians (the only time Plex will be mentioned in the same sentence as the term, I assure you). Hell, I wouldn't even be surprised, seeing as though he's found himself some nice little footage regarding this wild little kidnapping thing that almost every guy here seems to have a fucking hardon for, if he just watched every Jon Plex promo from our match and decided to do the exact same thing.

However, he disregarded the part where I shot that claim full of holes.

Or maybe he saw that part too and like the mentally deficient reject he is, didn't understand a word out of my mouth.

See Gilmour Classic?

I'm calling you stupid. This is actually a relevant insult because if you're as stupid as I'm making you look right now (which I'll spell out for you; is very stupid), then you won't be able to rub together two braincells to even perform at any level above getting squashed like a bug in under thirty seconds, let alone win the match.

Christ, between Gilmour Classic and Jon Plex, I feel like I'm ranting at a Kindergarten class at this point.

A Kindergarten class that paints themselves as wrestlers when in reality, they're rotten to the core imbeciles without a lick of common sense between the whole lot of them.

Oh, right. Imperial Eroticon.

The man who managed to lose to Gilmour Classic.

The man who gets called Shredder everytime his mask wearing mug is shown to the public.

The man who can only string together a victory if he's facing the lowest common denominator of talent.

Look on the brightside.

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Okay, I have nothing.

Well, we can only hope that you don't take the fall and instead let Gilmour Classic load himself down with glue, fall over and take a nap in the middle of the ring as Vellore and I beat him further senseless.

But, I won't discriminate.

See you out there, mishmash squad.

See you out there.

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