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**03-16-2014, 11:23 AM**

"Eli James is a simple minded ignorant fool. He cannot keep people on his roster straight in his own mind. Frodo Smackins, and I are two separate people, we're not two sides of the saw coin. No, we are not as the Good Doctor and Stevie Tyler, we are not the many faces of Diaz. We are brothers, though he was adopted. I'm no rapist, I'm not into men, I'm not after that weird sexual release, and I have never once had sexual relations with Shane

. Hell, I've never met the man, never even met Ashen. I do enjoy fighting, that's why I was removed from my last job. Because I was too eager to bash a suspect or perp. Ever see The Shield? That was kind of me, only with better hair. And again, I'm a virgin. Never had sex with anyone. Not once."

Frodo walks up beside Swagmire enjoying a large glass of Absinthe.

"I've been dead, Eli, or almost dead. It's hard to say. But you and I had some business I wanted to take care of. I'm sitting out of the World War, but I'll be coming from you, so pull your dick out of your sister's pussy, wash it off, and get your bumpkin ass ready, cause I'm coming. My fist, yo ass, they about to have a blast kiss. Without lube."

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · (03-16-2014)

"A fool is a fool.. a sinner is a sinner.. you all smell the same to me.. rotten and evil. Just because ya'll look different or have different names means nothin' to me.

~~Sid Feder~~ · (03-16-2014)

Fags! They're fags!

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