I believe it's interview time! I have to go find an interview me first because the XWF interviewers are lazy as hell. Well, there is that one guy that does almost every interview but I'm not looking for him today because I heard there was a new female interviewer and I intend on being the first person that she is going to interview. Where do all the interviewers stay? Doesn't the ad- Eli... keep them in a cage until they are needed? Oh wait, there she is! She alright I suppose but I don't think that having sex with her wouldn't be that fun so I might just use some flirty dialogue so she can give some interesting questions. I threw my cheeky grin on and approached her.

Hello, you must be the new interviewer? I'm Mr. Radio.

I know who you are. You're no Mr. Supernova though.

Woah, excuse me?

Do you want an interview or not?

sure...

what the hell does that bitch mean by you're no Mr. Supernova?! I have so much more appeal than that cum guzzling son of a bitch.

Ok, the camera is ready so we can begin whenever you're ready... loser.

Yeah... begin. bitch.

She sighed and signaled for the camera start and she then put the fakest smile on her face.

Welcome to backstage XWF! I'm Ruth Ford and on this episode we will be interviewing a man that is popular with the internet wrestling community "Mr. Radio!" We will be asking various questions with different topics that fans sent in themselves via twitter.

What's Twitter?

Ha Ha Ha! There's that humor of Mr. Radio again ladies and gentlemen. Twitter is one of the most popular social media websites. Our first question was sent in from Burt Earnest from Miami, Florida. He asks "Mr. Radio, besides Mr. Supernova who would you want to face in a main event of any show?"

There are quite a few guys I would love to face but the one guy that really comes to mind is Morbid Angel. We've been throwing some shots at each other in these past few months and I believe it's almost time that we step in the ring and settle our small rivalry. AS of late however it almost seems as if Morbid angel is avoiding me. The only reason I declined Morbid angels match the first time was because I was setting up for a sabbatical. But now that I'm back and I'm obviously ready to fight just about anyone on the roster I would love nothing more than to beat the shit out of that lying prick.

Speaking of Morbid Angel. He will also be in the big battle royal. Do you intend on meeting him in the ring and possibly eliminating him?

Of course I intend on eliminating him! I intend on eliminating everyone in that match! Well, at least everyone who is in the match after I enter whenever that will be. I am going to win and go on to fight Theo Pryce in a rematch but it will be the XWF crown and It wont be a return match either and I will beat Theo Pryce and Mr. Radio will become the third XWF king in history and not only that but I will pass John Madison and Theo Pryce's reigns as king by holding for well, until the XWF finally goes out of business.

Very interesting. The second question comes from Farrah Lincoln from San Francisco, California. "Mr. Radio, You seem to lose quiet a bit but you seem to always be able to bounce back and get higher up on the ladder even with a loss. How do you think you do it?"

That's an easy question. It's because I am the best in the multiverse! And for the idiots out there who don't know what a multiverse is, the multiverse is the hypothetical set of infinite or finite possible universes that together comprise everything that exists and can exist. I'm the best wrestler, the best talker, and certainly the best looking man in every galaxy out there. Not to mention that I have a cult following of hundreds of thousands of Radio heads. Do I care if people like me? hell no but some people just can't resist the charm and charisma of the ONE and ONLY Mr. Radio. After the huge battle royal however I will be even more popular and more respected by my co-workers. Let me just tell you that some of the people I work with are not exactly the kindest of people. I'm not a nice guy but treating everyone like shit will get you no friends. Even I need at least a few friends because being a lonely guy or woman is torture. You'll end up having multiple personalities like over half of the XWF. Or you'll end up looking like Jessie Diaz. A scrawny orange headed freak and turn into a manly muscular mummy thing that looks like he or she could be in a video game. No one wants that.

The strange happening with Jessie Diaz was weird but now onto the third question. The question was sent from Cody Deaner in Lafayette, Louisiana. "Mr. Radio, I just watched that Titan promo and he said that you could never be the king. I want to hear your response to him!"

I could never be king? That is just another opinion from an overly cocky rookie. He's been here what like not even two months and he's already talking shit about everyone on the madness roster saying that he's better than everyone? Sounds almost exactly like what I did when I first arrived but that was quite some time ago. Titan has no room talk because I refuse to let someone who looks like a scrotum (Shout out to the late Frodo Smackins) even get anywhere near that crown. There many reasons why he doesn't deserve a shot at it. One, he's still almost brand new, his only insults consist of calling people different terms of the word Vagina kind of like Swagmire but making them sound just a tiny bit smarter some how, and he's ANOTHER guy in the xwf who has more than one personality or as he likes to say "We are Titan" and I say "You are an Idiot" I'm pretty sure Jessie Diaz was one of the first people to talk to herself. So, Titan I'm going to give you some tips on how you can actually get a shot at anything. Cut off your head because no one wants to see that. The guillotine can actually help you with that. Stop talking non sense about how you are more than one person because it's stupid and no likes it. If there is anyone in the XWF that is least suitable to be the holder of the crown it is definitely you Titan. The crimson dong would be a more suitable holder of that damn thing than you. The next time you want to call someone as myself a bottom feeder I would recommend looking in the mirror because no one wants that face holding any championship other than the ark of the covenant championship. So take you and whoever else is in your head somewhere else because you certainly don't belong here in the XWF. One more thing, calling pretty much all the serious contenders just fillers just makes you look foolish because what if you get eliminated by a filler? you'll be embarrassed and everyone will laugh at you and starting chanting "Kevin Bacon!" Because seriously if you had a human face you would look just like Kevin Bacon. I'll see you out there, Titan. Or will I?

Those were some very well placed words, Mr. Radio. We are now onto the final question of the interview! It comes from Jessica Chobat from IGN. She asks " Mr. Radio what do you plan on doing after winning the battle royal?"

That's a difficult question. The obvious answer would be to go to Disneyland but I have no idea what that actually is so I'm not going to say that. I guess I'll probably just go celebrate with my fans and take a good looking woman home and fuck her in every way I can. Maybe even you Jessica Chobat from IGN.

Thank you Mr. Radio. That's all we have for this week so tune in next time where we interview a different superstar but who will it be? find out next time!

Oh, and one more thing. I'm going to be using my old theme music again because many fans have been requesting me to bring it back and I have granted that request! Mr. Radio...Out.