The scene fades in and we see Theo Pryce laying on his couch in his office at Pryce Industries watching the television. In front of him, on the glass table is a Blu Ray case, the contents of the case reveal it to be Star Trek The Next Generation Season 4. As the episode ends Theo grabs his remote off the floor and clicks the power button, turning off both the TV and the Blu Ray player.

“Not sure if you saw that Peter Gilmour but that was an episode of Star Trek The Next Generation, one of the greatest Science Fiction shows, from one of the greatest science fiction franchises of all time. You know all about fiction don’t you Peter? I just listened to your last promo and it was riddled with fiction. I must be honest though, I had to break it up over the course of a few hours. Trying to sit through that in one sitting had me dangerously close to taking a header off the top of Pryce Towers. But let’s get back to fiction. Not sure if you have ever watched Star Trek The Next Generation, if you haven’t I suggest doing so. It’s excellent. One of the actors on that show, my favorite actor on the show in fact, Johnathan Frakes also happened to host a show called Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction. And in response to your latest promo I am going to host my own version of Fact or Fiction, you know, because I am an actor now. Did you see my commercial Peter? It was excellent. So far the response has been extremely positive."

"So here is how this is going to go down. I am going to read various quotes from your promo and then I am going to tell audience whether they are fact or fiction. Shall we begin?”

Quote: Anyways, this Tuesday night I FINALLY get to face the KING Theo Pryce. This has been a match everybody wanted to see for a LONG TIME and we will finally see who the better man is

“If by everyone wanted to see, you mean you and just you than I guess you would be right. But we both know that’s not what you meant, since it’s not what so said. So this statement is…FICTION”

Quote: I knew I could beat him but when I was close to beating him, he and his lame ass Black Circle goons had to save him. But I eventually got over it but John Madison still knows that he fears me and he knows I can beat him anytime I want.

“A couple things here…first of all…the notion that you’ve gotten over it is obviously nonsense since you just brought it up. If you truly were over it, it wouldn’t have even crossed your mind. And yet, it did. Now, onto the next part…John Madison fears you and he knows you can beat him anytime you want…remind me what your record is against John Madison is? Oh wait…0 for your career…so that would make your previous statement…FICTION.”

Quote: But Theo, you beat him and became the new king. At the time I was happy for you because somebody finally beat him and I thought that the crown went on the right person.

“Well this is obviously FACT, at least you got one thing right,…..moving on. “

Quote: Ever since you've won the crown Theo, you've been a pompous ass that hasn't defending it that much. Sure, you have fought in some good matches like the one you had last week against Mr. Radio but we all know Mr. Radio hasn't been he same since I beat him and took back my Xtreme Title. But I'll give you some credit though Theo, when you HAVE defended it you came out victorious.

“Well which one is it Peter? Have I not defended it that much or haven’t I? And what do you consider to be much? The irony here is that I’ve defended my title in exactly the fashion that the rules of the federation dictate I do. Unlike you Peter who while he was the X-treme champion and held a 24/7 title would go out of his way to ensure that his matches were non title. So much so that you would back out of matches to ensure your reign lasted a little bit longer. For a point of reference Peter you won your X-treme title on 11-16-13 and held the title for 53 days. You know how many times you defended that title? Are you ready for this…twice. And you had a non title defense match thrown in there, you remember that one don’t you? It was with your good buddy Fatback. I won the Crown on 11-28-13. And I have since defended the crown twice as well. But you see the difference between my title and yours is that mine isn’t 24/7. So which is it Peter? Based on your previous statements you defended your title all the time, but as the record shows, you defended it no more than I did despite it being a 24/7 title…so it looks like this statement is…FICTION. See a pattern developing here?”

Quote: I have put off my quest for the crown to focus on getting back my Xtreme Title from another joke of a champion named Steve Davids and just like you, he is scared to fight me and won't give me a rematch.

“Another joke champion? I’m a joke champion because I beat a guy that routinely embarrassed you both in the ring and outside it? Steve Davids is a joke champion despite winning a match when it was 3 on 1? And just so we are all clear, he was the one. Sounds to me like everyone is a joke champion if they aren’t Peter Gilmour. David’s is scared to fight you? Really? Despite him literally saying “Name a time and a place”. What do you know, another version of Gilmour brand…FICTION.”

Quote: However, I have to put that quest on hold because this Tuesday night, I begin a new quest and that is to defeat you and get my shot at the crown which should be rightfully mine.

“I have to ask Peter, where you just trying to see how many times you could say quest in one sentence? Because if you weren’t, well, you have an issue with repetition. You might want to try saying things in your head before you let them escape that mouth of yours. But on to the second part of that statement...are we really back to that whole, should be rightfully yours nonsense? Did you ignore everything I said in my last message to you? Which by the way, there were just facts I was sending your way, they weren’t my opinion which could be misconstrued as biased drivel. They were literally the results of your last 4 months of work. At no point during the previous 4 months, or the previous many months of your career in the XWF has the crown ever been rightfully yours. I saw your chance to win the crown at Gauntlet City, remember that? Your other good buddy Unknown Solider took you out in about 2 minutes. Typical Gilmour, shriveling up like an old ladies cunt when push came to shove. Once again, your previous statement was…FICTION”

Quote: So Theo, you finally caved in and decided to fight me in a match. But it's not for the crown. I wonder why you decided to not put your crown on the line Theo. Is it because you're afraid that I would beat you and become King?

“I told you at least a half dozen times already why this match is non title but since you see fit to ask the question again like the nitwit that you are, the answer is the same. Do you get that yet Peter? You can ask the question as many times as you want but the answer will still be the same, you don’t deserve a title shot, and thus I am not just giving you one because you want it. This is the real world Peter, people don’t just get what they want, they earn it. You haven’t earned anything except a reputation as the biggest joke in this federation. So to the notion that I didn’t give you a crown shot because I am afraid of you is…you guessed it…FICTION."

Quote: And you will never have a GODDESS like Rose Smith is.

“Well this is definitely a FACT, but certainly not for the reasons you are assuming I am sure."


Theo searches through the rest of Gilmour’s promo and then just sighs in disbelief.


“You know what Peter, I’m done with fact or fiction. It's just no fun when 95% of what you say is fiction. It's like watching a movie when you know the ending, there's no excitement. But here’s a fact, that I will share with you now, you are a walking, talking contradiction. And here are three quick examples of that just to drive the point home.

Quote: Anyways, I backed out because I didn't want to subject myself to that crap. I am not going to stoop to the level of a loser like John Madison.

“Oh hey there giant contradiction, so nice to see you again. Let me get this straight Peter, you backed out of a match that John Madison orchestrated because you didn’t want to subject yourself to that crap, you didn’t want to stoop to the level of a loser like John Madison, yet when the very same loser proposed a 2 on 1 match where you and he would face me for the crown you ate that shit up like it was a Chicken Parm buffet. Interesting Peter. Not surprising but interesting nonetheless.”

Quote: Hey, I might not be at your level, but you still are not better than me Theo.

“Really Peter? Really? I’m not even going to rip that one to pieces, I’ll just let you wallow in your own self pity you uneducated Neanderthal."

"And the coup de grâce..."

Quote: I mean are you that stupid? Don't answer that since we know you are stupid in the head.

"Followed up by..."

Quote:You may be quicker and smarter than me.

"So just so we are clear here, if I am stupid and yet you are admitting that I am smarter than you, does that make you ? Because if you want to cop to that it would explain so damn much. It really would. And Peter, I truly loved this little quip..."

Quote:The Company is just The Black Circle under a lame new name.

"Last time I checked Peter, The Black Circle was still around, so how could we be them but under a new name? And maybe you haven't been paying attention, or in all likelihood you have but in typical Peter Gilmour fashion it doesn't matter what actually happens, only what Peter thinks happens but The Company is not even remotely close to the Black Circle. You see the Company was hired by the Admin Network to bring some balance to this place. You remember the Admin Network don't you? Surely you remember the Administrator? You were on his cash and prizes like he was Rose Smith, just praying he would take out Shane . So how again is the Company like The Black Circle? Or is that just another one of your contradictions you King of Contradiction you."

"Oh and before I go I just want to leave you with this last little bit of information in response to this gem..."

Quote: FUCK THOMAS JONES AND FUCK YOU THEO! You can sue me all you want but just remember who represents me. Kevin Anderson and Mr. LAW, two guys who have more experience in judicial law then your little attorney has..., I'll sue you and the rest of this company for harassment, slander, and a whole slew of other things that have been done and said about me.

"First and most importantly, Mr. Law works for the Administrative Network, he is a company man and because you are being sued by the roster of the XWF, not by me, just so we are clear, Mr. Law is not allowed to represent you. So you are going to have to find your own lawyer. You are welcomed to use someone from the roster if you want, or maybe you can dig up the corpse of Johnny Cochran. As for your claims of a counter suit...I suggest you look up what actually qualifies as harassment and slander and that slew of other things before you waste your time and money. Oh right, you have plenty of money, more than me in fact. Or so you say. Not sure how a professional wrestler has more than the 10 Billion net worth of yours truly, perhaps that is another work of...FICTION."

"Why do you make me talk to you like this Peter? Why? Do you enjoy it? Are you one of those people who enjoy being talked down to? Because if you are I can continue to do that from now until the minute we face off in the ring, it's that easy. But the truth is Peter, I don't want to talk down to you like this, I don't want to talk to you at all because you don't matter, no matter how much you try to force yourself into relevancy. Nevertheless...I'll see you soon Petey."


Theo walks over to the bar, pours himself a stiff drink, and then walks out of the room, completely oblivious to the fact that the camera is still rolling.