OOC: So I didn't know where to put this, was going through some old folders because I'm about to reinstall an OS on my netbook and I found this old opening for an rp I was working on a long time ago. It was a series of rps where Scorpio was sucked into Pokemon land and while he was only there two days our time I was going to have it be 20 years their time. I ended up scrapping the idea for some reason and I'm not sure I'll ever revisit it so I figured I'd just share these couple paragraphs I found because they made me laugh.





Day 730

It’s taken me forever but I’ve finally found it, a good burger joint! For the past two years I’ve been scraping by eating sludge on a bun comparable to those Whoppers Scorpius loves so much. However now I’ve found a place that serves a Tauros burger that almost lives up to the awesomeness of my beloved triple stack. Yeah in case I haven’t mentioned this in one of my other journal entries, they eat Pokemon here.










I mean honestly, what did you think? Pokemon world was all sunshine and gumdrops? Not so brah, I’ve found that out first hand with my work on the Jenny police force. Besides the fact that Pokemon world is a regular functioning society just like any other, the gangs around here are BIG problem. Of course they call themselves "teams" but you can call a garbage disposal a pocket pussy all you want but that doesn't mean you're going to stick your dick in it. These teams are nasty brah, I'm telling you. They've got their hands in Gardevoir sex trafficking, they're out in the streets getting kids hooked on stun spore, robbing, murder, illegal casinos, underground pokemon death matches, and any other despicable crime you can think of they're involved. On top of that you've got your regular every day crimes along with ghost pokemon possessing people left and right, and the rash of zombie outbreaks thanks to the Silph cooperation. It's a hard job brah but with dick of doom comes great responsibility. Plus there are perks to going into work every day.







However I'd also like to point out that I do not have the hips to pull off the company uniform, not at all brah, not at all.