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Morbid Angel · (01-24-2014)

The scene opens up to Morbid Angel at the car wash washing his 2014 Lincoln Navigator making sure it was spotless clean! Because that’s what he does…makes sure his car is super clean…

Morbid Angel see’s the camera and opens up his jacket and pulls out his weapons of choice.

A fork!

A spoon!

And a banana!

The then walks around to the back of the Navigator and pulls out a rake from the back….

Morbid-”I have my weapons for you right here Griffin! I am no coward when it comes to showing what I bring! You are a coward for hiding what you want to use! COWARD!
Damn shame too…I once thought you were something to be concerned about…not so much…damn shame!”

Morbid Angel then starts to hand dry the Navigator with a shammy. It absorbs more water with it…regardless of the name.
Morbid angel looks back at the camera and starts to talk.

Morbid-Perhaps I was a bit rough yesterday with my words and anger…maybe I should apologize…but then again I should do a lot of things…like actually pay my taxes. But fuck that! Taxes are for jews…no, no…I won’t apologize for me telling all in that unsanctioned verbal message in which I divulged the many secrets of the match…no…I am a bigger man than that and I will just not mention the event unless it was brought up by people…besides scandals are common these days. Not here but else where around the world. Hell you figure for one scandal we notice ourselves without the media there are probably one million going un-noticed every hours. So…it’s over and done with and Diaz is now in hiding because of death threats…I didn’t make them…….well…..all of them….but this is what you pay me for! I am suppose to threaten people! This is my job!
Like Griffin MacAmour here….Hello again…did you miss me yet or am I coming on too strong? I think I might be putting you off with my angry tone and how I walk around talking about gagging you with a banana then collecting one of those eyes of yours! I think if I actually collected what I said I was taking I would have John Black’s nose, Jessica Diaz’s bee stings and your eye! That doesn’t seem like a lot in the collection but it is really just a start…after you and I get my match with Asylum I am going to scalp him…nobody attacks me and lives to tell the tale! NOBODY! Except the 4 people who actually attacked me in the ring before…….always with the behind shit! Everyone always wants a piece of Morbid Angel…it’s a curse of being the best and really…there is no point trying if you can’t be the best…so with that being said I will end everyone who I cross! Like I said! No more Mr Nice guy…just like the song…just doesn’t suck like the song does!

Did you enjoy my title? The UFO Champion mother fuckers! Griffin….I can smell your jealousy! It smells like burnt hair! All nasty and shit! That is what jealousy smells like…maybe I will put that shit on the line? Maybe that will sweeten the pot here. If I still have the title when it comes to the Match I will put it on the line against you! And you can try and win! No bribes needed here! Archie Lawson is for all intents and purposes an honorable man so you can suck a dick on that part! Archie! Listen to me man! If I still Hold the UFO Championship title when I have my match with Griffin MaCalisterberg I want to put it on the fucking line! That way it is a little more incentive for him to win. I would say Title for Title but the tag team belts are held by fools that are afraid to fight! Maybe if they had a real belt that had some meaning! Fuck you Griffin! I was here long before you were even a thought in Shane Carvers Potato skin underwear….the Junk inside I mean…fuck you!

Griffin…it amazes me that you consider yourself a challenge still…you hold a title…but all in all it is a tag team championship with Duke? That is the lowest of the low my friend! If you were really a champion you would be moving up instead of holding the title for the Special Olympics…yeah! Because Duke is carrying you around like a fucking baby and allowing you to sloth your way through everything! Fuck you….but in all actuality I need to finish Griffin…no jokes or gimmicks…time to finish!

Griffin! I, Morbid Angel decided to harm you personally. Which means I will not stop until you are laying in a pool of your own blood. Maybe even some piss because I want to piss in your face! So go fuck yourself you pile of human waste! Good luck in the ring Griffin! Have a good time!”

Morbid Angel gets back into his prized 2014 Lincoln Navigator and takes off towards the arena.

And the scene fades slowly to a blood red!

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