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Haden Oliver Thomas · (01-18-2014)

THURSDAY // JANUARY 16, 2014 // 6:14am EST
Haden is waking up with his assistant, Jen, laying with him in his bed after after a evening of sexual delights. This is one of the grand perks of Haden. He not only has lots of money, but he gets to sleep with almost any woman he wants which includes his beautiful assistant, Jen. As the two are laying awake from their alarm going off before 6am, Jen reminds Haden about the long few days ahead...

"Remember you have to be at the studio around 11, then a meeting with Brock Lesnar around 5. We have to call to confirm."

"Make it 7:30. I'm going to create another meeting in between the Leno show and my meeting with Brock. Make sure my flight is ready to leave as soon as possible."

"Yes sir. Have time for one more?"

Haden and Jen have one for fling to start the day off.

Following the fun Haden and Jen had, Jen got herself ready and made her way to a private room to start booking everything for Haden's long day. Haden got up and went through his ritual of showering, getting dressed, and all the other things one would do to get ready for the day.

Haden flies off to California and gets a lift to NBC Burbank lot in Studio 11 for his first scheduled appointment for the day: a guest on the Jay Leno Show.

Inside the Studio...

"This may be old news to some, but with all these new laws of Obamacare slowly taking affect, did you hear what advice Bill Clinton gave to President Obama? He said you must keep your commitments. If you told people they could keep their current healthcare plan then they should be able to. That's nice. Getting advice from Bill Clinton about commitment.

With only two years left to go as our President, people are beginning to wonder what President Obama will do next with his time after 2016. My guess? Anything but a web designer.

Tonight, we have a great show for you all.

New XWF talent and billionaire, Haden Oliver Thomas!

From the new hit movie, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Ben Stiller!

And the musical guest, Queens of the Stone Age!

We'll be right back!

Jay Leno gets behind his desk and goes through some papers regarding his first guest, Haden Oliver Thomas. The band plays while all of this is going on for commercial inserting following the taping. After a brief 3-4 minutes, the man in charge begins to direct everyone the show will start back its taping in 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. .. .. the audience is signaled to clap.

"Welcome back! My first guest is a well known billionaire in Las Vegas. He owns several hotels, is a large partner in a few casinos and online gambling, and is the newest member of the XWF roster, please welcome... Haden.. Oliver.. Thomas!"

The audience claps with a few whistles from ladies in the crowd. Haden comes out with his nice smile and waves at everyone, shakes Leno's hand, and proceeds to sit down in the comfortable chair next to Leno's desk.

"Thanks for coming, Mr. Thomas."

"Thanks for having me. You can call me Haden."

"I feel so privileged."

"You should, Jay."

"That's Mr. Leno to you, alright pal? Hehehe."

"I have a 1967 Ferrari 275 GTB, 4 N.A.R.T. Spider, that says your Jay tonight."

Haden has done his homework. Jay Leno is a big time car collector and that 96 Ferrari is one to drool over since their were only 10 made.

"Seriously. Love the show. As an appreciation, I'm giving that to you as a gift."

"Wow, I don't know what to say. I really appreciate it! Wow!"

"My pleasure, Jay."

"We can talk about all that afterwards. Let's get down to business. You're a very wealthy man. Hotels, Casinos, online gambling, and apparently there's more you invest in. Is that true?"

"My hands are always in something, Jay. I invent in anything around the world. I figure everything about my life isn't a clear room for everyone to see. Everyone needs privacy. Some may say I hide things, but I just let them ramble."

"It's hard to have privacy when you're rich, or famous like myself. It's nice at times, but it can get annoying as you know."

"I enjoy the attention. People look at you like you're some kind of god and would do anything to spend a few seconds with you. I'd be lying if I were to say I was just an average man with a lot of money. I'm above average. Everything I have I worked for and I deserve every penny of it. That's just how I see things."

"You recently joined the XWF. Why XWF? Why now? It seems to raise more questions than it does give answers to."

"My question back is, why not the XWF? Why not now? I'm a business man. It's how I made my money and it's what I'm great at. I like to dabble in a bit of everything and the XWF just so happened to come across my desk one day. I tossed it. I ignored it. A few weeks go by and I decide to look more closely at it and enjoy some of what I saw. Some, not so much. I don't see what everyone else sees. You look at the XWF and you see the surface. You see what it is. I look deeper. I look at the root, way beneath the surface and I look at the future. The past is the past. The present is only here for a very small second and then the future arrives. I'm a man of the future."

"Was the original plan for you to be an investor of some sort?"

"Will I get my hands dirty when need be? Of course. With that being said, I don't mind getting in the ring and taking care of business. Now, was that my original plan in my mind? No."

"So you were going to be some type of investor?"

"My first offer went to Shane

, who owns part of the company. I offered him, let's say a very nice deal, to take ownership and property rights of the company. He would have remained as a viable part, but he wouldn't have all that power he has now. He declined. So, we decided to talk some more about other deals and no agreement was made."

"Since no deal was reached in that area, you decided to just join as a competitor?"

"Not exactly. Shane is really part owner, so I had to contact the other man who owns the other half. He and I had a nice long chat, and while I cannot disclose all the information we talked about nor agreed to... I signed, then Paul Heyman was able to work with me before he was let go as General Manager of the show I'm on."

"Now, I'm a little familiar with wrestling. I wrestled for WCW. I know there's levels of talent and levels of title belts in the company. It says here you are fighting Theo Pryce, another rich man, on Monday for the King of the XWF Crown? Is that the same thing as the World Title?"

"Yes. Following the contract signing with both the company and Monday's show, I decided to issue a challenge to Theo Pryce. He accepted and that's what's going down."

"I believe we have a few audio clips from what he's been saying about you. Let's listen in."

There's a bit of awkward silence. Leno is looking around and one of the backstage producers is telling him something. It's a good thing this show is taped or it would have been 'bad for business'.

"I'm sorry, everyone. Because of some of the language Theo Pryce used, we cannot really play those clips. Sorry. Haden, have you heard anything Theo has said since we can't really play them?"

"Absolutely. He calls me a cheap version of himself and because we both have money, we're similar. I respect Theo. I do. He's a wealthy man and he's the King of the XWF. But for him to say things like I'm a cheap version of himself, no, to even think we're similar shows how stupid he is. Or maybe how stupid the company has made him become. Maybe he use to be sharp but got settled in to the ways of these other idiots in the company. That, Jay, is why the XWF isn't seeing large ratings or big numbers in their finances. It's not about what each superstar makes according to their contract, or renting out venues. It's the stupidity of some of the talent, and some of the people in the office. That is why I was willing to take it off Shane's hands. Consider the XWF to be the Earth and me Jesus Christ. I'm the Savior of that piece.

Challenging Theo, I figure, would be a fun competitive match. I figure he would realize the opportunity I can give this company. I figure he would have realized the opportunity we could have offered this company, but he's so focused on other stuff it's just an after thought. His head is too far up other peoples asses he's forgotten who he is. Maybe that's why we're fighting Monday. Maybe it's why Theo even accepted the match. Maybe he knows I'm the one man to bring him back to where he was and to get him out of these other assholes."

"Sorry, Haden, but you really can't say those words on the air."

"The beautiful thing about being me, Jay, is that I can. I can say those things and much worse on the air. It's your job, or whoever is doing the editing's job to fix those words. Bleep them out. Cut my interview a little bit short. But never can you tell me words not to say. I know who I am. You know who I am. Let me ask you, Jay, off the record, can you shut me up?"

"No."

"You really can't even kick me off this show. If you tried, you know how close Mr. Zucker and I are. So don't worry about the words, Jay. Seriously.

Get this camera on my face and just let me talk to Theo.

You want to try and bring me to some sort of low level about being a court jester? Well, here's some things you're going to have to understand. You can be the current King of the XWF and I'll be the King of every thing else. This means my Kingdom will swallow yours whole and technically, you're my bitch. You know... how a lot of nations are to America? You can have your entire royal family bring you gifts, admire you, and all that shit but in the real world, you're just another bitch in the big world.

I'm not a Pepsi Zero or Coke Zero to your Pepsi. I'm the fucking water you need to make any drink you want. I'm the ingredient you need to be anything. You want to be Sprite? You'll need water. You wanna be the cheap Dr. Thunder? You'll need water.

You can think of me as another version of you, Theo. Let the truth be known I have more money than you. I've been around longer than you. And I own a whole hell of a lot more than you. The biggest difference between us is your head is up other peoples ass, like Mr.

, and everyone is trying to get up mine. People try to pucker their lips and pray to God Almighty I give them some mercy. They want me to give them some type of deal and when I say, fuck off, it's when they do anything to get me to change my mind.

You don't think I didn't see your little detective follow me around? He's the worst I've ever seen. If that's what your money buys, then you mine as well start flushing it all down a fucking toilet. It's a waste. Sneezing, coughing, rattling papers, and not even hiding well. I know when I'm being followed and to be honest, it happens all the time. I don't give a shit. The FBI, the CIA, Las Vegas Police Department... they all follow me. They want me done.

They stay at my hotels, in my city, and borrow my money... and then try to fuck me over because they are jealous. They think I don't know that, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag now right here on the Jay Leno show. One of you take this pack of information back. Tell everyone I know I'm being followed and I don't give a damn.

Theo, you want information on me? I'm an honest man. Ask and I'll tell ya. Plain and simple. To send a detective or whoever the fuck it was to spy on me, that was not only low but a waste.

Theo, I'm not a difficult man to find when I want to be found. I'll be in Vegas til I leave Monday morning to get ready for our match."

After a few intense words from Haden and a feared look on Leno's face... Haden relaxes like nothing after happened and takes a sip of some water.

"So, yeah, we'll see what happens when I get in the ring with the guy. I'm looking forward to it, Jay. It's going to be a lot of fun I'm sure.

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