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Smoke · **01-07-2014, 01:48 PM**

Heeeere's Smokey! I was having a good think and, well, it appears I've just remembered something. I have a match tomorrow! And not just a match, but one with the great, returning, Caliban(!) Really, though, I shouldn't make fun of him. Clearly he has special powers. He made me forget that I even have a match. You know what that power is called?

...Boredom.

Caliban, about this time last week, had been sizing this match up as his big return to wrestling, how he'd tear me apart, so on so forth. Since then? Nothing. Why? God knows. I'd ask him, but I doubt Shane would want to see me. You know... considering.

Where was I? Oh, that's right, Calibore. Now, if I were John Austin, I would ask Cally where he had been, without actually being patient for a reply. But I guess you could say I had been patient, patient enough to wait this long for so much as a word. But truth is... well, I forgot. Is Caliban my opponent or my girlfriend? Like, did he promise me a date and then anal, but ended up getting a wee bit embarrassed and ran away? Or are her buns already too sore from her romp with the Madness chief?

It seems Heyman's at it again! ...Or Eldred. Oh who cares, it's probably both. I'd imagine Caliban to be the type to do that sort of thing.

Okay, that's got to mean something. I'm supposed to be talking shit about Caliban, but it appears I'm easily distracted enough to instead imagine him in a three-some with Paul Heyman and Morgan Eldred. And here I am, still talking about it.

Caliban, you boring son-of-a-bitch. Do a flip or something. At least try to be interesting.

Oh, whatever. Caliban, we will meet in the ring tomorrow, whether your ass is sore or not. And if it isn't, then it sure will be once my boot is lodged in it.

That's right, I'm driving that analogy right. Into. Your ass.

Don't stagger so much on your way out you fall over. Actually, feel free to, it would mean that wasting my breath to say your name even mildly worth it.

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode Oh yeah, that whole match thing... Right.
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