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Walter "Waldo" Wilcox · (11-30-2013)

Waldo's Mind
People use to think, well, they still think I'm a bit off. I've never understood why really. I have looks, which is a pretty big deal if you think about it. Five perfect of the worlds population is good looking. Five percent. Why would the XWF allow anyone outside of that percentage to be the face of the company, or be known as the champion of television. Someone is messing around and not paying attention to. what's happening, and this is where I come in. I think eventually, they'll come around and see things my way.

I'm not here to 'save' the company from its evil and dark ways. I'm here to do what I do best and help this company reach for higher heights. I'm good looking.. I'm not real sure if I've mentioned it before, not like I should have to. Look at me. It speaks for itself. I'm talented in the ring. I speak well. People can't really read me so I'm good at hiding my true feelings.

Need help with ratings? I'm your guy.

Need someone with talent to fill in as a GM, wrestler, announcer, or to be put on the front of the magazine? Look no further.

If a lady wants to have a beautiful baby... I'm the only choice.

I'm not the Savior. I'm the Experience of Reality. I'm the mountain everyone seeks to climb. I'm the one pearl in the sea and wah-la.. I'm found. At least when I want to be found.

Scene
It's late Saturday evening and Kaley Cuoco is in her home. Kaley, if you didn't know, is Waldo's girlfriend. She just doesn't know it at the moment, but she will according to Waldo. She's watching some movie in her living room by herself with most of the lights out. Noise keeps coming from the outside but nothing really scary... until she decides to pause the movie to get up and look out her window.. Waldo's there with his knees on the ground doing something. She screams and immediately dials 9-1-1.

Waldo doesn't hear the scream nor does he see Kaley looking out her window. At least it's not noticeable that he sees her. After about ten minutes go by.. police sirens are heard coming closer. There's no reason to run since the sounds are getting closer by the second. Waldo hasn't stopped doing whatever it is he's doing.

The police get to Miss Cuoco's home and see Waldo out in her yard doing something. They slowly get out of the vehicle with their hands on their guns and approach Waldo slowly.

"Please put your hands in the air.

"Um. Okay?

Waldo puts his hands in the air and looks confused as to why they are asking. They approach him and notice he has no weapons around him. He only has flowers around him and he's covered in dirt.

"What are you doing out here this late?

"Planting flowers.

"Whose yard is this?

Waldo slowly reaches in his pocket. The police quickly yell, "stop", and pull their guns. Waldo finishes what he's doing and he jumps when he sees their guns. He holds his arms back in the air. The cops notice it's a picture.

"What is that?

"It's a picture of my girlfriend, Kaley. She lives here. I'm doing it as a surprise so when she wakes up in the morning and checks her mail.. there they are. A gift with a special note in the mailbox from me to tell her what she means to me. Please, don't tell her it's me. You can even stay here while I plant the flowers and place the letter in the mail. I'll leave after. I promise.

"You're a good man. Glad to hear two people really in love. We'll go talk to her and tell her everything is under control. It'll distract her so you can finish the planting. Just hurry up, sir.

The police officers head towards her front door to explain everything, kind of. Waldo finishes planting the flowers and does as he said.. puts the letter in the mailbox and leaves in his white van.

"You still recording? Yea? Okay. That was great. Were you able to find Liz Hathaway's address yet? N. No? Keep looking. No, I'll call Paul. Surely he'll help me out. After all, he put us both in a match to become champions of television. He knows what he's doing.

Waldo gets out his iphone and is trying to find Paul's number and drive at the same time. He's swaying a little bit, but finds the number before he crashes.

"Ah. It's going to voicemail. Paul? It's Waldo. Hey. Good stuff, you know, with the match making and putting the two best looking people in the company in the same match with a shot at the TV title. The two meaning me and Liz Hathaway. Just in case you were wondering who the second person I was talking about. Anyways. So, good work. Pretty amazing stuff. I was just trying to you know... make friends.. talk about the match... so can you shoot me Liz's address or her phone number? Thanks. Appreesh. Out.

He'll call back. I guess he could give her my contact. It doesn't matter. Who else is in the match anyway?

"Chris MacBeth, Militem Dominum, ...

"No, no. The other good looking ones.

"Sarah Parsons, Jenna Silver, Liz Hathaway, and some say the new king Theo Pryce.

"We should get their addresses too. Well, not Theo.

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