*Mid-day Monday 1 O'clock P.M. LJ Havok was feeling reenergized after his hellish nightmare of a weekend. All of the marijuana he had smoked had done the trick. His choice of natural remedy versus a hospital trip payed off. And here he was. He had agreed to meet Cam Lang at a Starbucks where they discussed their impending match and their respective weekends. Soon enough the two of them left in Cam Lang's rental car and they went to a studio of sorts. When they walk in a camera is automatically on them. LJ Havok turns around smiling though still beat up from the weekend.*
:::LJ Havok::: You see that, Tony? You bastard! I'm smiling for you buddy. I'm smiling for you because I pity you. You pulled the same shitty insults that everyone else in the company throws our way...But today is not about the issues we have with damn near every person in the XWF. It's about the match tonight and about this special circumstance.. Something new that Cam and I have worked out with a little channel called SpikeTv.
*The logo for the show flashes on the screen, and when it disappears Cam Lang and LJ Havok are show sitting in comfortable blue chairs. And LJ Havok is smiling bigger than ever.*
:::LJ Havok::: This platform will be what we use to address all business matters when they occur. And we would like to use the very first edition of a "Trip To The Er" to talk about our match tonight on Madness.
:::Cam Lang::: Yes. This will be a regular thing with the three of us. Maybe Mr. Paul Heyman from time to time. So now lets get to business.
A lot of people have put us down regarding ''losses'' and how our revolution hasn't made exactly the biggest ''splash''. If there's one thing I've learned in my life and this should be a lesson to all of you, would be to have patience. Patience is a strong virtue that little people have, however is possessed by both myself and LJ.
:::LJ Havok::: No doubt. I have had so many set backs in my personal life and my career since I signed a contract back in August. Patience is the key to success. Any great man will tell you that. It is especially true if you are paving your own way.
:::Cam Lang::: We both have the potential to make things happen, and we've been proving it since we came to the XWF. Fighting for countless championships, putting on main event caliber matches, we've been put in the spotlight not because of a ''losing streak'', simply because we're that good. If I were the rest of the locker room, I'd be preparing for what soon will completely take over the XWF. This has already started, we were able to put down Eli James with ease... that is until the Congregation decided to come down and save the reputation of their leader. I can understand that, but all it showed was how Eli was WRONG and he underestimated the Revolution.
:::LJ Havok::: A revolution is only as strong as the men behind it. The strong remain. Gilmour, myself, and Cam here. Which is why Troy Turner is no longer with us. The man was too worried about his money and reputation to give a damn about the cause. And I have to correct something that has been said I am not the leader. We take more of wolf pack method. But if I had to pick an alpha I would pick the brains of the operation..Paul Heyman. Do not underestimate the power that we hold with him at the helm.
:::Cam Lang::: [This brings us to go on about our next match, against none other then Tony Santos and LUCA... LUCA... LUCA... LUCA FUCKING ARZEGOTTI. How's it going my main man? How's John doing? I don't expect an answer from you repeatedly sucking his dick but don't worry about it I'll wait.
:::LJ Havok::: Luca is nothing more than John Madison's bitch. Doing the Congregation and Black Circle's bidding.. But the funny thing about this little alliance they have going on is that Eli James IV is using them so keep power to bring people to his version of the truth. And as far as Tony Santos goes.. That guy.. that guy doesn't realize that the Brotherhood and Extreme Revolution have the same goal in wiping this unholy union out of the XWF in it's entirety. I think it's weird that Tony would even be teamed with Luca. Don't trust him. You know this, Tony. You know that he would throw you to the wolves if given the chance, and then he would take that title of his and run back to his ass play partners. Yet you cannot and will not stop slandering myself and Cam Lang. So, Tony, think before you open that trap of yours and you need to know that I'm not an angry guy naturally. But lately I have been really REALLY pissed off. I promise you. You will not forget my name after Madness.
:::Cam Lang::: I'm not going to take anything away from Tony, you're a talent that can't be found else where. I can respect your ability, because you have that same fight and determination shared by myself and LJ. I could say the same for Luca, but he's too busy doing who knows what with the King and we wouldn't want to interupt Mr.Arzegotti now would we?
It will truly be magic what takes place this Monday, and don't let me forget about our one and only interim General manager for the week Mystica! You've said some harsh words regarding the revolution and myself, mainly sticking up for Eli but we can let that slide. Madness is a whole new environment and we should treat it as such.
:::LJ Havok::: Even though..Paul Heyman will be back. And when he returns payback will continue and this revolution will continue. Don't forget we still have some surprises in store for everyone. Stay tuned.
*Both men get up and walk off screen as the credits roll and the Extreme Revolution song of the week plays... "Enemy" By Prozak.*