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**02-08-2013, 01:40 PM**

The scene opens up to AJ and Amy still in the basement with an unconscious Elizabeth, not on the wall, but on the floor.

AJ: So what do we do with her?

Amy: Well she’ll be up in a few minutes so we should get prepared for anything.

AJ: You’re right. There’s no telling what this bitch will do.

AJ and Amy get prepared for when Elizabeth regains consciousness by grabbing items that they can use against her. Elizabeth regains consciousness about 5 minutes later and AJ picks her up.

Elizabeth: Uh … Uh… AJ? AJ!! She throws a punch but he grabs it and holds her.

AJ: I’m not going to hit a girl.

Amy: I will.

AJ: No you will stay right there. Now Liz, let’s just put this behind us, okay. We can still be friends.

Elizabeth: Don’t you get it Anthony. I don’t want to be friends with you. I want more than that.

Amy: Well you can’t have more than that.

Elizabeth: Screw you, Amy; I wasn’t talking to you in the first place.

Amy: Well bi…

AJ: Amy stop. Before you call anyone a bitch, cunt, whore, tranny or anything else, stop. Now Elizabeth, I know, I know you love me and all that stuff, but they say you have to let the ones you love the most go.

Elizabeth: Look I can’t do that. I just can’t. I hope you can understand one day.

AJ: You have to. If you want to move on with your life, find somebody, have a family, you have to let me go.

Elizabeth: I won’t. I just won’t.

Amy: You don’t have a choice. Because at the end of the day, I am the bitch that lies in bed with AJ. Not you. So just get over yourself for a chance and leave me and him alone. Damn, I don’t understand people like you. You just run up in my relationship and try to ruin it.

Elizabeth: Excuse me? Do you realize what you just said? If you don’t recall, I will enlighten your ass. Me and AJ were on a date and YOU butted in. This all started because of you.

AJ: Ok, before you two start arguing again, To Elizabeth can you please put some clothes on?

Elizabeth goes to put her clothes on while AJ and Amy are talking

Amy: I don’t know what’s wrong with this girl. She is obviously crazy and needs help with her life at this point.

AJ: Amy that’s mean and rude. Just hear her out.

Amy: You want me to hear out the girl that KIDNAPPED ME AND YOU!

AJ: Umm, yes, yes I do.

Amy: Hell no. You can kiss my ass with that crap because I’m not doing anything.

AJ: Amy please.

Amy: No AJ. I refuse to do it. I REFUSE TO!

AJ: Fine, don’t, I knew you weren’t anyway.

Amy: You damn right I’m not. I refuse to.

Elizabeth walks into the conversation.

Elizabeth: So Amy, I just want to apologize.

Amy ignores her.

Elizabeth: Amy please. I just want to be friends, maybe best friends?

Amy: Hell no, we’ll never be friends. Ever.

Elizabeth: Why not?

Amy: Why not? Why not? Really? YOU KIDNAPPED ME!

Elizabeth: Yes, but I have changed.

Amy: Changed. Changed. IT WAS LIKE 12 HOURS AGO!

Elizabeth: Yeah but …

Amy: But nothing. I don’t want to hear your excuses Elizabeth.

AJ: Guys please. I’m ending this by saying this. Elizabeth, I love Amy now. And if you haven’t noticed the ring on her finger, then I’m going to tell you. Elizabeth, me and Amy are engaged.

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Elizabeth: Wha… what... WHAT!

Amy: We’re getting married Elizabeth. You can come to the wedding though.

Elizabeth: No … no... No... No ….

AJ: Elizabeth ….

Elizabeth: NOO!!!!!!!!!

Elizabeth punches Amy in the face and Amy hits the ground.

AJ: AMY! Elizabeth, what did you do!

Elizabeth pulls out the remote with the button on it.

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Elizabeth: I told you, if I can’t have you, no one can.

AJ: ELIZABETH NO!!

Elizabeth pushes the button.

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[Trash Talking Section]

John Black done. Next up, Cassius Stone and Jason Ortiz.

Cassius Stone, the man I know. I have faced you only one time. You got lucky Cassius. Lucky. I take it, you at a bowl of Lucky Charms, had the number “7” tattooed on your back, and kept a horseshoe and four leaf clover in your pocket.

And now you feel bad about yourself. To know that you needed luck, God, and everything in between to win. Freaking pathetic. But it’s okay, Cassius Stone, because I will give you the rematch that you don’t deserve but begged and pleaded to the management, like the Baby Dick Bastard that you are, to get this match. And they gave it to you.

Now don’t get me wrong, being a Baby Dick Bastard is not something to be sad about. The fact that your sperm count is lower than John Black’s win percentage in XWF is the bad thing.

But that’s okay. Because you did what everyone said you couldn’t do, you made it to Wednesday Warfare and you challenged Mark Flynn for the United States Championship and you … LOST!

You lost. You got pinned to the mat, 1...2...3. Ever so embarrassing that you got that ass whoop by Mark Flynn. But hey, after I beat you, you’ll have something new to be pissed about. You know besides the fact that you’re a Baby Dick Bastard.

Now onto my next opponent, Jason Ortiz. The 3 second XWF Heavyweight Champion. The worst XWF Heavyweight Champion Ever!

You call yourself a Legend. Well after I beat you and C, Stone on Warfare you will be demoted to a Shit Stain. The little Shit Stain that sits in your size Extra Small tights to show off your ass cheeks to Neon Nero. Because I know you and him have a dark, dark history, that consist of love, lies, sex, California Snowballs, and regret.

Oh and big sloppy nasty disgusting sex. Yeah I hate to put your secret out there, but it had to happen. You know what you are that really grinds my gears though?

You are a Waste of Human Tissue, and I don’t know why I am even entertaining your idiotic behavior and dumbass face. I should wait to show you what I’m going to do to you.

IN THE RING!

I know you like that weird shit, so I felt I should emphasize that part. Because then you will try to come on to me, and I don’t want that.

But what I don’t get is this hill? What is the hill? The hill that you’re going to fall down head first after I kick your ass.

Cassius Stone and Jason Ortiz are just the stepping stones. The stepping stones to my Greatness. And after I beat the Shit Stains out of Ortiz, and the Baby out of Cassius I’m moving to bigger and better things. I am the ass tapper. I tapped your girl’s ass, your girl’s girl ass. And I will kick you guy’s ass.

I am the ass tapper.

The greatest man in XWF History.

And I will show you all that I am a force.

But for now I will leave you with a simple quote.

“It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. – Muhammad Ali “

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