The darkness and the eternal quietness of space open the scene. Stars litter the view as it goes for thousands of miles without any interruption. The view expands to reveal planets and a sun. Upon closer inspection, planet Earth, in all her glory, gives a blue hue and a welcoming feeling. The white swirls of atmosphere encompass the globe and make the planet a perfect place for humans.
As the picture pulls back further, a rift in space happens. What was once empty space is now filled with a spaceship. A large disk-shaped front, with a smaller almost grip-like attachment on the bottom of the back of the ship appears. As the ship moves more into view, a name can be seen on the hull of the ship.
USS ENTERPRISE
The scene speeds towards the ship and flows through the hull of the ship to what looks like the bridge of the ship. A wide open area, with multiple stations are scattered about the room. There are chairs at each station, as well as a glass screen sitting above the controls of the station. In the very center of the room is a chair that is larger then the rest. It sits on a swivel and all the attention of the room seems to gravitate to the chair.
All is quiet on the bridge until a sliding down can be heard opening.
Schwishhhhh.
The view follows a pair of long black boots that walk from the sliding door with a graceful and powerful gait. As the camera pans back, the black pants being worn by the figure fade to a mustard yellow shirt. The camera continues to pull back until the famous triangular symbol is shown. The face of the figure is finally revealed and it's Jonny Rebel, with his hair pulled tightly back and a smug look on his face.Then in his best Shatner voice, Jonny talks.
Rebel
Mister Spock, have we ................reached planet Earth.......yet?
Jonny sits down in a slouch in the chair, when all of a sudden a pointy eared version Hunter Payne spins around.
Spock/Hunter Payne
Judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, I believe we have at Earth. And Captain, I do believe that Mr. Scott is having trouble with the warp drives. Shall I assist him?
Jonny/Captain
No Spock, stay here and fiddle............... with your ears. Scotty.....how is it going down.........there?
The scene flips from the bridge to the engine room, which is a mess. Tools are laying everywhere, rags are sitting on top of papers, oils is leaking onto the floor. Smoke Man comes into the picture. He has a joint in hand. With an obscure Irish accent, a reply is made.
Smoke Man/Scotty
I'm giving here all she's got captain. In four hours, the ship will blow up, sir.
Captain Rebel gets a distraught look on his face. All of a sudden, someone else yells. David Mosier grabs the comm from the Captain.
Dr. McCoy/D. Mosier
Get a hold of yourself, Scotty, I've got more weed. I'll get it down to you in a bit.
Scotty/Smoke Man
Aye, sir. And maybe a wee bit more. I'll sit on the warp engines myself and nurse them.
Just as things are quieting down on the Enterprise, a thick German accent attempting to sound Russian, breaks the peace.
Nazi/ Pavel Chekov
Captain, we have multiple contacts showing up. We are being hailed, sir.
Captain Rebel waves his hand in boredom, to allow conversations to commence. On a central glass screen, a picture of a rather rough looking version of Matt Lennox appears. Matt is sporting a rather ridiculous looking long, white wig. In his normal monotone voice, Matt Lennox/ Khan threatens the crew of the Enterprise.
Captain Rebel
Khan........to what do I owe this............................pleasure?
Khan intensifies his stare and is mean mugging Captain Rebel.
Khan/ Matt Lennox
I am here to finally bring destruction to the Enterprise and the entire Federation. I have before you......the DVD of Matt Lennox's life. As you sit and watch this DVD collection, you will get sleepy, and that's when I shall strike. To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
Captain Rebel yawns and catches himself before he dozed off.
Captain Rebel
No more blah, blah.................... blah! Peace or..........UTTER DESTRUCTION............Khan, it's up to you. Mister Spock?
Spock/Hunter Payne
Yes, Captain?
Captain Rebel
Set phasers to................maximum power.
On the big screen in the middle of the room, Matt Lennox/ Khan, gets a surprised look on his face.
Khan/Lennox
Phasers to max power? Well, can't you just give the DVD a try? Just watch the first few minutes. Please?
Captain Rebel
i will not stand by...........why you bore my crew to death. Fire all weapons.............NOW!
The view goes into space and you can clearly see the Enterprise and Khans ship. The Enterprise fires a huge beam and it hits Khan's and explodes.
Back inside the Enterprise, Captain Rebel grins and looks around the room.
Captain Rebel
Now, lets get to the space station. I need to prepare for my...............match this weekend.
The view leaves the ship and goes back into space. The Enterprise stretches thin and a rift opens in space. The engines on the back of the ship fire up and disappears into the darkness.