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John Austin · (09-06-2013)

Crash and smash, the bones break in your body. The blood flows freely from the open cuts in your body. You want to give up but that euphoria sets in and you feel invincible. A chair across the head doesn't faze you. Barbwire across the back feels incredible. Your adrenaline is pumping and you are "feeling" it. You wrap the barbwire across your body and off you go as a battering ram towards your opponent. Who cares if the barbs stick in your skin, you are a hardcore professional wrestler and this is the sacrifice you take every night.

WAKE UPPPPP!!!!!!....TIME TO FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....yes indeed, here we are with another edition of Straight Outta Compton and we are exactly two nights away from Night of Sacrifice. Blood, chicken parm and more blood will be spilled all through-out the arena. Letting everyone know now that this will be the last episode till the event so savor the flavor and enjoy hearing my oh sooo sexy voice.

Now I have already talked soooo much shit on my opponent in round one, D. Shadows. Yes you know who I am talking about, just follow the smoke and smell of dead skunks ass and you will find Shadows. You think back to all the crazy matches you could have in round one and I seriously think this is one big fucking rib from management. They know about my past battles with drugs and it's like "well lets put you in a match that tempts you to smoke".....LAME!

Now would I rather have a barbwire, bed of nails match with Shadows yes of fucking course I would but if I have to get a contact high while whipping his ass with a hookah then so be it. At least Bob Marley's best will be playing through the sound system so this match will be enjoyable to all you lucky motherfuckers out there. Once I get pass this stoner, then the fun really begins.

Fire up the weenies and marsh-mellows cause when I make it to round two, someone will be burned alive, I promise you. I don't care if it is you Kyle Morrison or you, you damn wet back, Juan Madison. It's something about fire that drives a man, for me I hate the cold, so the fire works in my favor. Plus I had sex in-front of a fire place one time and that makes me better than all of you...so there.

The finals will be all out mayhem and if I make it...which I will. I will be taking on the winners from the other brackets. So whoever else I will be facing in the finals, do you all yourself a favor. Go down to the local hospital from the arena and tell them to get you a bed ready. Cause when I get through with you, the only crazy bastard left standing with all his limbs intact will be John Austin.

All hail John Austin they will be saying, yes indeed. I carry the briefcase, then I will have the death-match trophy and before it's all said and done, the XWF crown will be placed on top of my big ass dome. I feel sorry for all you motherfuckers who have not been watching me since day damn one. I have had one amazing ride and now my work is finally paying off.

Thanks to you all, Straight Outta Compton is the most download internet podcast in the world...err...in the united states right now. So as the Nature Boy would say.....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!..... I am telling you fans, my career has skyrocketed and I can't thank you all for the support you have been showing Mr. Two Two Six Two Four. I promise when I become the next king of XWF. You all will help me run this company with a iron fist.

But that is further down the line. Come down to the arena and cheer me on in two days as I will spill soooo much of my opponents' blood, that you will need a Sham Wow to clean it all up. So this has been Straight Outta Compton....I am John Austin saying to you all...When you hear the bell ring, a king gets his crown.... or something like that......

Our signals comes down to a close as this has been Straight Outta Compton, the Night of Sacrifice edition.

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