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~~Andrew Morrison~~ · (09-03-2013)

(camera feed on and Morrison is in a dark room)

Andrew Morrison: "As I prepare to go to war with Matt Lennox against our two opponents this upcoming Monday, I sit here and wonder. Just who exactly are we facing here?"

"Perhaps that question may sound redundant. Why, Morrison, you are facing Renegade X, Swift Ion and Faze. You will also be having to deal with their manager, Jo Jo Offerman."

"Well, as I sit here in the darkness, preparing to enter the squared circle and prove myself the better man and I and Matt Lennox the better team, I heard a few comments in these ghastly conversations that Ion and Faze have managed to send off through XWF management as promos that I felt I should touch on..."

(Andrew tilts his head back and quietly laughs as audio clips of Renegade X's promos play)

Jo Jo Offerman: "Ion's career in XWF is just getting started, and he will no doubt go down in history as the one of the greatest XWF superstar of all time, and the face of XWF for decades to come."

Faze: "Andrew and Matt are going to be facing two dominant forces from around the world. Ion and I are very close friends and we're going to become XWF Tag Champions here, and Lennox and Morrison can go cry like bitches about it later..."

Ion: "I think XWF really needs to look at it's roster and realize that Rengade X can explode and easily the best they have at this point. Its time for Lennox and Morrison to be dismissed!"

(the clips stop and Morrison is grinning)

"The last time that I commented on this group I asked if they knew who they were. Well, after hearing these comments over this past week, I believe we at least know what day they think this must be."

"Why, let us look at these three a little more closely, shall we?"

"One is acting so foolish and so stupid, I am surprised he even knows how to lace his boots, one is so naive and clueless to how medicore he really is, and the other honestly has no idea what she has gotten into and is stuck with these two fools."

"Let me paraphrase those previous statements to reveal the truth that honestly, everyone in this company seems to be aware of but you three:

"Ion's career in XWF is coming to an end, and he will no doubt go down in history as one of the biggest XWF busts of all time, and the face of mediocrity for decades to come."

"Andrew and Matt are going to be facing two overrated spot monkeys from around the world. Ion and I are not very close friends and we're going to remain XWF laughing stocks here, and Lennox and Morrison can make us cry like bitches about it later..."

"I think XWF really needs to look at it's roster and realize that Renegade X will fail and is easily the worst they have at this point. Its time for Lennox and Morrison to kick our asses all over the arena!"

(Andrew smirks and runs a hand through his goatee)

"I am glad I could aid in clearing up the obvious facade that Renegade X is attempting to throw up into the eyes of this company. Most of the XWF already knows how pathetic you all really are and perhaps they didn't need this lesson from me, but then again, it seems that some people need to be taught lessons and those people would be you, Renegade X"

"Not a lesson in grammar, or a lesson in the difference in fact or fiction, but a lesson in dominance, a lesson in pain. And I and Matt Lennox will be the ones teaching that lesson to you, and you will fall in flying colors!"

(Andrew laughs as the camera feed ends)

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