You live your lives in the saddest way I've ever seen. You are the reason I don't believe.
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*Scene opens back up Havok is sitting in the chair once again playing "Why Walk On Water When We've Got Boats" by A Day To Remember on his phone in Troy Turner's office in his mansion. Then there is a knock on the door. LJ Havok sets down his phone and gets up to answer it. It was Cam Lang. Havok shook his hand and they both walked back to the desk. Cam takes a seat, and Havok once again sits behind the desk with his legs propped up. The music is still playing in the back ground.*
::LJ Havok:: So where's Troy?
::Cam Lang:: He said he had more business matters to attend to in Philly. The birthplace of extreme, ironically.
::LJ Havok:: Alright. Fair enough.
::Cam Lang:: Should the cameras be here while we strategize?
::LJ Havok:: Not really. I'm going to kick them out after we talk a little bit to the camera about these Mormon fucks. Is that cool with you?
::Cam Lang:: Oh yeah, you don't have to tell me twice.
::LJ Havok:: First I would like to mention how that we are now first class in everything. And while we may not be about this life necessarily, we are exactly what Troy wanted for this revolution. Troy and one other person are the brains behind this operation. They are the glue. Some people have mentioned that we are all hype. That may be true, but we live up to the hype.
::Cam Lang:: And I didn't have this type of living growing up, look around you this screams luxury. Even if Troy wasn't a good wrestler, he'd still be in with us. In fact, personally I believe we're all the biggest wrestlers around and we haven't even been here for a month.
::LJ Havok:: Damn right. And it has been far to quiet from our opponents' side of things lately. It makes me wonder if they will even show up. I just wonder if their god is telling them not to come because we will bash their pretty little faces in? Probably. I don't blame them for the fear that is likely to come with stepping the ring with the Extreme Revolution. People get hurt.
::Cam Lang:: The Church doesn't realize what they're getting themselves into. I once said, your names require too much time and energy for me to spare so we'll call you the Church. I have no idea on your wrestling abilities, but while one of you were preaching the name of god and running around in your little schoolboy outfits trying to convert anyone in plain sight, guys like me and LJ were wrestling around North America honing our craft.
*Cam Lang looks over at LJ Havok who puts in legs down and sits up properly in his chair. He clasps his hands together and rests his bearded chin on them.*
::LJ Havok:: A craft that is unmatched compared to some. And perfectly matched compare to others...Oh and Cam their team name is The Church. Just thought I'd let you know. But I think there are several names that would benefit them better. We could call them the Polygymists..We could even call them a variation of their actual name..The Churchies. That is what my friends and I called people like them when we were growing up in Tupelo, MS. They have a distinct smell that makes me want to throw up. But I think the best name we could come up with is D.O.A. Dead...On...Arrival. Because they have no chance of defeating us Monday.
::Cam Lang:: And spiritually, me and LJ don't exactly have the same beliefs... but the difference is religion doesn't have a place here. There are too many people around here who go to ''god'' in desperate measures and apparently they gain the will power and strength to move forward. Brainwashed... brainwashed idiots are what they are.
::LJ Havok:: It worked for Shawn Michaels well. But I agree with Cam. Religion has no business here. You came here to wrestle not spread the word of God. You try to spread it to me I will take your specialized Morman text and shove it down your fucking throat.
*Havok removes his elbows from the table and smirks a bit. and Cam nods in agreement.*
::Cam Lang:: You see, LJ understands there are some things you leave out of your business career, and this so happens to be business to us. There's no other way of explaining it, either way you two are in for a hell of a night.
::LJ Havok:: Oh and that hot piece off ass you guys will have at ringside with you...I want you to know that neither of us have an issues with putting her in her place if she gets involved. I mean I do think it is wrong to hit a woman, but when a woman puts herself in a man's shoes she needs to get hers. I've said it before and I will say it again, that's one of the reasons I like the XWF. They understand that.
::Cam Lang:: And as for Griff and Duke, I hope you tune in to what we're going to do to this self proclaimed ''church''. Griff, also LJ already did but I want to extend my hand out to you in a sense of congratulations. But besides going after the crown,Griffin, there's another thing you need to worry about and that's the Extreme revolution. We're not going away, and after we win this match on Madness we'll be coming after you and Duke for those tag titles. Be ready.
::LJ Havok:: Shit I didn't even realize THEY were the tag champs. They hardly defend them, so it is kind of hard to know for sure. One things for sure, I do not know how long it will be until we get our shot at you, but be aware that we will not hold anything back. Destruction is our goal. After we lay waste to the Churchies we will have no qualms with taking out a redneck with a speech impediment and a man who wears eyeliner. Jokes aside I want every to know...WE'RE TAKING OVER!
*Havok continues staring in the camera, and then he points towards the door. Camera gets a shot of the doorway, the door, and then the hallway as the scene fades to black and then the ER logo.*
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