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(08-13-2013)

We are standing inside an old warehouse. Judging by the looks of this place, no one has come inside of this warehouse in a long time. The air inside his heavy and hard to breathe, mainly because of the amounts of dust that have gathered in the walls. In the center of the warehouse there is a table with a radio on it. The radio seems to be years old, and it would probably crumble if anyone touched it. However, it seems that there is some kind of noise coming from the radio. As we get closer, we start hearing a voice:

Trouble. Trouble! TROUBLE! Get out of my way, just let the music play...

We look around, expecting to see Crimson Dong appear out of nowhere. But no one appears, and the music stops. Apparently, the music was a bait, just to get us closer to the radio. We look around, looking for a chair or something like that. Since there are no chairs in this warehouse, we pull an heavy box and we sit in front of the radio, trying to tune it. When we turn up the volume, we are able to hear Jack's voice.

"I am sorry, but you will have to do this interview throught the radio. For reasons I won't reveal, I am not able to be there in person. But do not worry: I will ble able to see and hear everything you do and say."

We feel like we are being watched, yet, there are no cameras around, nor mics. How is he able to hear us? After checking once again to see if there were no cameras, we start talking to the radio.

"First of all, Mr. Phantom, I want to thank you for letting me, huh, "interview you". Now, if you don't mind, I would like to ask you some questions about Garret "The Phoenix" Myers."

"Garret who?"

"Garret "The Phoenix". He is your next opponent at Wednesday Warfare sir..."

"Oh, THAT guy. I thought you were here to ask me important questions. If I knew you wanted me to talk about him, I wouldn't even bothered to answer you. I don't need to waste my time doing promos for people like him. But since I have already wasted lots of money by arranging this meeting, I guess I can say a word or two about him. Garrett, I want you to know that I won't be putting too much effort in our match. Why? Well, guys like you come and go. Trust me, I know your kind. You have spent you life training, you came from the independent circuit, blah blah blah. Every single guy is the same. They come here, thinking that they are the next big thing and that kind of stuff. But when they get on the ring, they can't do shit. Guys like Franklin Fresh, Zayne Vyper, Caliban and other losers that I can't remember. You are one of those guys. You talk a big deal, but when we both get in the ring, we both know who will win that match."

"Did you saw the promos he made for your match? What do you think about what he said?"

"In his promos he started talking about my life outside the XWF. Yeah, I like to drink. So what? I like to throw parties. So what? I like fame, money and hot women. So what? If you don't like that stuff, YOU are the one with a problem, not me."

"Jack, would you like to say anything else to your opponent before you leave?"

"Well, I would just like to remember Garrett who he is dealing with. Let's see, I am a two times UFO champion. That means I have been attacked, in every way possible, by other XWF wrestlers. Oh, I did I also mentioned that it was 24/7? What else? I have been in Triple Threat matches, Battle Royals, X-treme matches, Gauntlet matches? What have you done? Wrestled in backyard matches? Trampoline wrestling? I have been hit by chairs, my nose was broken, I have jumped from ladders... I have done the things you have only seen on videos. This ain't the independent circuit anymore... Forget the backyard wrestling, forget the martial arts... This is the XWF. The freakshow. Survival of the fittest. Forget all you know about wrestling. This is the real deal now. I have seen people being burnt alive here. I have seen people get shot here. I have seen people being buried alive here. I have seen people jumping from the X-Tron and breaking their necks here. This ain't ECW. This ain't TNA. This is the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. But you still have time. Take the first flight out of here. Forget you have signed a contract. When you step foot in that ring, there is no turning back. Do you really want to take this step? Do you have what it takes to be a part of us? I guess we will find out."

Just when Jack finished talking, the radio crumbled to dust, ending this interview.

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