-'Use Somebody' by Kings of Leon opens up the 19th Edition of the Podcast, which might be under a new name by the looks of it-





Payne: ....



Joy: Welcome everybody to the 19th Podcast! Now Say it!!!


Payne: I'm not saying it, my name comes first! It always has and it always will!


Joy: You will say my name first or else there isn't going to be a Podcast anymore. You know once you're fired!


Payne: I hate you... Welcome everybody to the JOY and Payne Podcast...


Joy: I am Joy Giovanni, and he.... he is my bitch, Hunter Payne! Tonight, we discuss the rookie Jonny Rebel, but since he isn't that interesting; I've also decided to reveal my punishment to Hunter for the little stint he pulled on me at the movies. Ohh this will teach you not to fuck with me Hunter!...


Payne: Fuck you Joy...


Joy: You're lucky I'm letting you speak your mind tonight. As I said, tonight's Podcast we discuss Hunter Payne's next opponent on Madness Jonny Rebel... That's J...O....N....N....Y.... I spell it to point out that that's probably the shittiest way to spell John I've seen. Your parents must have really sucked to give you such a shitty way to spell your name. That's my biggest problem with 'Rebel', now Jonny with two N's and no H's, now allow me to introduce the best damn trash talker in the XWF... When he's not too busy taking orders from me of course... Hunter Payne!


Payne: Give it up for Joy viewers! Isn't she a conniving little...


Joy: Bundle of Joy!!... Seriously though, watch what you say about me Hunter!


Payne: Fine, Jonny with two N's and no H's you have got some serious issues to honestly think you deserve to be recognized for... for what exactly? I have no clue... But you obviously haven't been here very long, so let me tell you a story about how the name Hunter Payne got going around this company so damn quickly. I started off just like you did. I was just another 'guy' like you are now, Except I had something I can see lacks in the rookies today... Potential! I started off wrestling guys like Mr. Radio, Sean Falcon, and Matt Lennox...



Joy: Then you met me! The love of your life <3 And I turned your whole career around...


Payne: Uhh no. I worked my ass off! Even with the distraction that is Joy Giovanni. But then the pay-per-view Leap of Faith came. And instead of challenging for the UFO title like most did, I stepped up to big dogs! I challenged The Trio Tag Team Champions! Who are they? Oh just 3 of some of the best promoters in the whole damn company! And I came oh Sooo close to winning the Trio Titles! You know what the company's plan was for those titles before I challenged for them. They wanted to annex those titles! But now that won't happen because I went toe to toe with some of the best... and now, now you get the chance to prove yourself against me! And what are you doing to get ready for it? Eating at fucking IHOP! And checking out ladders at Home Depot like you would a car at a car dealership. Oh and let's not forget looking for funny music videos on Youtube. That'll get you recognized! Are you for real? Let me give you a some advice? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET NOTICED BY BITCHING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE NOT GETTING NOTICED!


Joy: We actually got some quotes from Jonny with two N's and no H's. Take note Caliban, this is how you do an actual good podcast. He said "So what does Mr. Heyman do? Well he doesn't give me the match I requested against Luca. No, he gives me a bottom feeder like Hunter Payne."


Payne: No no no, You got it the other way around Jonny-boy! You're the bottom feeder in this case. But don't worry, I'll make sure to feed you a devastating Payneful Bottom Monday Night!


Joy: And the only reason you even made it that far in the tournament to lose to Luca in the first place was because Joy and Payne weren't on the show. We were too busy getting ready to be General Managers to one of the greatest Shove-Its ever!


Payne: But now a match you got lucky enough to avoid two weeks ago, you will now face head on. When I kick your overrated ass all over The Wells Fargo Center!


Joy: "For now, I'm going to go whoop Hunter Payne's ass. Hopefully he asked for permission to fight tonight."


Payne: Oh I get it. Cause I'm whipped apparently... Well it's certainly going to be emasculating when you lose to a guy who is taking orders from a woman who, for the record, could probably kick your overrated ass as well...


Joy: Of course I can. And I agree, Hunter is very whipped. But that is a good thing, because if he wasn't he'd be like you, a loser who spends his days shopping for ladders. Haha.


Payne: I'm not whipped! This is a forced relationship! If I don't do what she says, she will breach our contract and get us both released.


Joy: There's that theory. And there's the fact that you're just whipped... The next thing he said was he was going to beat you all over Philadelphia, by naming historical landmarks.... I don't know he just sounded really stupid. Then he went on to say he and the other rookies will rise and take over the company somehow.


Payne: The fucking nerve of these rookies, Yeah I'll be the first to admit you're getting noticed, but you're only being noticed by getting on peoples nerves. Which would be fine but guess what? So do flies! So, if the only accreditation for why you deserve to be noticed around here is that you have the same appeal as a fucking fly, then I'm done with you.


Joy: Great. Now that he is out of the way. Ready for your punishment?


Payne: Am I supposed to be scared? Bring it!


-Joy quickly snaps something on to Hunter Payne's wrist-





Payne: The fuck is this?!


Joy: You want to act like a dirty dog? Then I'm going to treat you like one!


-Joy presses a button on the remote, immediately shocking Hunter Payne-


Payne: AHHHH!!!!


-Hunter falls to the floor from the instant jolt felt throughout his whole body-


Joy: It's a shock collar I got fitted for your wrist. You like?


-Payne tries to get back up-


Payne: I... hate.... you....


Joy: Don't worry I'll take it off before your match, or maybe I won't?


-Joy heartlessly presses the button on the remote again-


Payne: AHHHH!!!!!!!


Joy: This is fun!... Oh yeah... Joy and Payne out! ;)


-Now Joy has a new 'toy' to punish Hunter Payne with, as the 19th edition of the Podcast comes to a close-