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Mr. Radio · (08-06-2013)

Correct Opinions

Ok so we have a multitude of people to talk to today. This is how it's going to play out, I say someone's name and Give my Correct Opinion about them. Like for example I would say John Madison then I would start saying how he's a sleezy little bastard. They won't be that short, Don't worry it was just an example. If I don't say some names it's because I don't care about them...At all. Now let's begin!

Dwayne "The Shlong" Johnson - Can anyone really take this guy seriously? Yeah sure he can be entertaining to idiots who find Dicks hilarious. I think he's a complete moron, If he somehow wins I am going to lose complete and utter faith in humanity. Seriously...He aligns himself with the Crimson Dong, That thing is absolutely atrocious. So yeah, Fuck this guy. His chances of winning 20% (Note I will not be totaling up to 100% I will just be giving their overall chances of winning)

Shocker - Who is this guy? All I know is that he thinks he can just waltz right back from where ever the fuck he came from and fight John Madison for that ugly ass crown?! I don't think so! If anyone is going to fight that bastard for that Ugly ass crown, It's me. He went on talking about how I failed Sex- ed class... First of all it's called being in love with someone you care about, yeah I didn't necessarily want a child but I am not going to put fucking rubber on my Dick! shocker's chance of winning is 12%

Shawn Steele - This guy is all muscle and no brains, Plus he has an eyebrow piercing. I can't take anyone serious when they have a piercing on their face! All I see this guy doing is Saying how he's going to take down the Connection. I don't care about that bullshit at all what so ever so he can go on and take them down, I'm not going to stand in his way but if he thinks that he's going to beat me and fight John Madison for the Crown he's out of his damn head! Hell, He doesn't even want to win this match! Shawn steel's chance of winning is 25%

John Black - Nope. 0.01% chance

Jordan Caliban - He's some new guy who I don't quite understand. He seem's decent from what I've seen so far. I can't quite judge him in the ring yet until tonight but he's got the look, He's not a complete tool, and he enjoys drugs. Seems like a decent guy to me. I just recently started using drugs but I already know that they make everything so much more fun! This guys chance of winning 30%

Swift X Ion - HAHAHA!!! chance of winning is 1%

Hunter Payne - I think I teamed up with this guy once. He wasn't that bad, He has a pretty nice looking lady with him I'll give him that. He's having problems with her so If they break up Joy can always come cry on my shoulders if she wanted. Who am I kidding Every girl would love to be with me. It doesn't look like Hunter's going to win this one because his girl does sound a bit angry. So Hunter I'm going to have to make your chances of winning 5%

Table - Seriously there's going to be a fucking Talking table in the ring? What the fuck is wrong with this planet...Why is it so god damn stupid? Chances of winning It's a fucking table! 0%

Andrew Morrison - being part of the Connection I can guess that Him and Shawn Steel will get into a scuffle in the beginning of the Rumble so those two may or may not eliminate each other. Or it'll be Steel eliminating Andrew. Possibly even the other way around. either way Andrew Morrison is still in trouble in this match so his chances are hmmm, let's give him an 11% just because he doesn't seem that bad.

Jessie Diaz - ahem, she's a bitch, Very Attractive, Most likely an undercover whore. Plus she's an idiot for saying that this stupid wrestling crap is more intimidating than the war that I witnessed...will witness millions of people die, watch my squad mates die, and almost lose my own life on multiple occasions. Yeah..."Juan" Madison is absolutely positively terrifying. Dumb Bitch. her chances are at 18%

I can't think of anyone else in the Rumble So i'm going to end it there. so yeah, those are more CORRECT opinions about these Idiots. So yeah I'm going to recap of all of my Correct Opinions but in short phrases.

Dwayne "The Shlong" Johnson - Disgusting Idiot
Shocker - Thinks he's a Superstar
Shawn Steele - Gorilla That doesn't care
John Black - Nope
Jordan Caliban - Seems Decent, So far
Swift X Ion - He's back...Great... X Ion: The movie will be for sale next week!
Hunter Payne - Girl Problems, big time
"The" Table - Why is it in this match?!
Andrew Morrison - Part of the Connection so he's in trouble
Jessie Diaz - Dumb Bitch

My Chances are at 60% because I might get thrown out by surprise or John Madison err I mean "Juan" Madison might come out and make Luca eliminate me and screw me over...Once Again.

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