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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson · **08-04-2013, 04:01 PM**

Dwayne Johnson is stood on a movie set. It’s a nice summers day and Rocky has just finished being baby oiled up by Harrison Ford. The XWF camera crew are there after having word from The Rock that he requested their presence as he had some big news for them.

Harrison removes his Indiana Jones hat and bows to The Rock. It’s funny really Harrison has never let that hat go. He constantly has it in his hand or on his head. Rumour has it is that he is keeping it out of reach of Shia Labeouf who he like many others was not keen on taking over the mantle of the famous treasure hunter. Can you blame him??

Harrison says his goodbyes to The Rock and walks off towards a large trailer that has James Franco written on the door. As he moves closer he reaches into his satchel and pulls out a whip. ”What Indiana Jones has one.” He cracks the whip and then opens the door to James Franco’s trailer and steps inside.

The Rock smiles as he turns he looks on before turning his attention to the XWF camera men who a frantically trying to start shooting before The Rock begins to talk. They succeed.

”FIINNNAAALLLYYYY, THE ROC…

Suddenly The Rock is interrupted by someone dressed as a giant wang and another person dressed as a giant pink rabbit.

Hey buddies glad you could make it. Rabbit show these nice people your cool little trick.” The giant pink Rabbit looks over towards James Franco’s trailer and holds his hand out towards it. Suddenly a bolt of lighting shoots out of his hand and hits the trailer, there is a small explosion as the roof flies up into the air and the four walls fall to the ground as you would imagine they would in some cheesy 60’s comedy movie. Everyone begins to laugh hysterically as the smoke clears and they can see James Franco bent over his bed ass hanging out with Harrison ford stood behind him with his Indiana Jones whip held up above his head. Harrison shrugs his shoulders and continues on anyway. As he brings his whip down with the ferocity of a Crimson Dong rampant dildo. Unfortunately he hadn’t noticed Franco had turned around in the confusion of the explosion and the whip connects with him directly in the face. He falls back onto the bed with his hands clutching his faces. Harrison Ford looks half shocked and half embarrassed as he sneaks off into the background.

”Woops” The Rock laughs and slaps hands with the giant wang and the pink rabbit and they leave. The Rock turns back to the XWF cameraman.

”Told you that Rabbit had a trick of two didn’t I. Anyway I have called you hear because I have an announcement and introduction for you and the XWF Universe, its gonna be fucking unbelievable but first I must say a little bit about the rumble match on Monday Night. Exciting stuff.

First off I want to talk about Waldo, I wonder if we are actually going to be able to find that mother fucker at Monday Night Madness amongst the giant crowd of actual decent XWF superstars that are taking part. Hmmm. I doubt it. Heck I think the only reason the XWF have signed you up is to make some extra cash from your crap merchandise. Oh god imagine if the XWF crowd looked like this…

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Go Waldo, Go Waldo, Go!

Yeah Waldo go back to appearing in kids books and leave the wrestling to the professionals. I mean damn The Rock heard you slating his movies. Well slate them all you want because you’re going to meet The Rock in the wrestling ring and nobody can question the big schlong’s ability in that front. The only thing that The Rock is better art is Hide The Strudel. That reminds me, I have to go find that strudel I left in The Hoff last week.

Now there are many others that have decided to throw their names into this rumble match to get themselves a shot at the King, and obviously you cannot blame them, who wouldn’t want to be king.

Peter Gilmour has entered himself in with the hope that he can finally call him self “The King of Wrestling” without having to put on a cardboard burger king crown and play kings and queens with his tag team buddies. He could become the real king. Honest. HAHA.

Hot digidy we have Jesse Diaz wanting to make herself the Queen of Wrestling, I’m not being sexist when I say that I cannot see this one happening. I mean would she really wear a crown with the fear of messing up her hair… Think about it. Yes she is a hot digigy damn but a queen… I think there is more chance of Shawn Steele winning this match and having the chance to become queen.. oh I mean king.

Yeah that’s another dude entering, Shawn Steele the man who cost The Connection a chance of XWF gold. Well Shawn you can keep costing them Connection jabroni’s matches and gold all you want and while you are doing that The Rock is gonna hide a strudel so far up your ass it will be more difficult to find than Waldo himself. One man I am sure would like to find it though is Shocker, ooossssh Shocker.

Shocker, your bitching and moaning at El Maddio was exactly that… Shocking. You said he hadn’t looked into your background when he said that he could find no noteworthy wins in your record. The shocking bit was when you came back to that by telling him that at High Stakes your opponent “won” the match but it doesn’t mean he “won” the match. It kinda does mean he “won “ the match, do you know why? Easy because he did in fact “win” the match you muppet. Oh but don’t worry though I forgot you said that every match you have been in was an instant classic, you maybe right but no matter how classic the match is people re only ever going to remember the winner, which apparently it wasn’t you… even the other guy won but didn’t win… fuck it… im bored of Shocker being Shocking.

Hmmm who else? Oh yes Mr Radio. Is he wireless? DAB? Internet? Oh well who cares and why should we care. He has openly admitted he doesn’t care about being crowned the King. He just wants to get his hands on John Madison’s “ugly face”. Well why enter this rumble? Why not just challenge Madison to a match. Simple. I think its because you are scared to face Madison, I have no idea why you or anyone would be but I do think that is the reason you are entering this rumble. Entering the rumble so when you get eliminated you can act all angry and shit, saying “damn now I cant face Maddy like I “wanted” too. Damn, Damn, Damn I’m an upset little radio im going to change my channel to the late night love station and cry into my spunk stained pillow. If you want cheering up though Radio you should have a read of a John Black promo that shit is funny.

One of the most recent John Black promos equal… I’m sorry for being rubbish… I love Rebel but unfortunately he is in love with Luca so it can never be maybe you should hang with Mr Radio listening to the late night love station to cheer you up. Hell at least unlike Radio you do seem to want to win this match but it slightly worried me when you started going on about ripping off Juan Madison’s mask, are we going to have a Spider-man kissing moment, I mean you did say you have more passion to rip the mask off. The MJ, Spiderman upside down kiss was some passionate stuff. The issue is I don’t think Monday Night Madness would be the appropriate time for you to make your move. Plus I hear he loves Luca too so it wouldn’t be good to your ego losing Rebel and Madison to Luca’s boyish good looks would it.

The Rock seems to get distracted for a moment by something off camera.

Oh shoot there here. Ok so my big announcement. The Rock has been in the XWF for a little while now but he finds it a little… well… boring. I mean where are all the parties and orgies. It seems as though it is only The Rock and Dong who like to have any fun. So The Rock thought he would liven this shit up.

So let The Rock introduce you too his very good friends and the newest XWF roster members… Neil Patrick Harris. NPH walks up next to The Rock. John Travolta. Travolta appears on camera shaking The Rock’s hand and then standing next to NPH. and finally Jim Parson’s. The person most famous for portraying Sheldon Cooper on the hit TV series The Big Bang Theory walks into shot and stands and smiles at the camera.

Like The Rock said these are three of his closest friends and also three of the most bad ass party animal motherfuckers of all time and they are coming to the XWF to liven the place up a little bit.

So there is your big announcement from me Dwayne “The Schlong” Johnson and the three biatches to my side. “THE XXX Listers.”

LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED BIATCHES.

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