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**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (12-22-2023)

"It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags!"

– THE GRINCH

Everyone who lived down in XWFville liked XWFmas a lot.

But Doc, who lived on a mountaintop north of XWFville, did not!

It was never the lights. It was never the cheer.

It wasn't even because Doc knew Charlie was near.

For every time that it was that festive time of year,

Like fucking clockwork, the Nickleman would appear!

"Hey Dawk! How 'bout one for old times?" Charlie would say.

Doc would shrug, look at his watch, and say, "Okay."

They would fight upon a rooftop and, of course, Doc would win.

It was one year away from becoming tradition.

We've had weeks leading up and nothing's been said.

No pokes. No knocks.

Doc assumed the old Nickleman was dead.

Though nothing came from bashing his head,

Just the mere satisfaction, nothing to be had.

But it didn't matter to Doc if it happened or not.

Anyone was welcome to take Charlie's spot.

So as we near XWFmas, with no Charlie in sight.

How can Doc make his XWFmas just right?

He paced and he paced, stopping once or twice with a frown.

He'd stare and would glare and have terrible thoughts of the little town.

He looked at the card and found nothing of interest.

Only a couple of imbeciles defending the Tag Team Championships.

He then looked closer and what caught his eye?

The Universal Champion and Ned Kaye giving it another try!

They didn't stack up to the previous champs,

What makes them think they now stand a chance?

"Oh, what a pity! What a waste!" Doc cried to himself!

Then he remembered what he had sitting up on his shelf!

Under normal circumstances, this thing would shine and would shimmer,

Like a diamond in a rock or some gold from a river.

But after Doc took it from Bobby, he hasn't given it much thought.

We're, of course, talking about the briefcase and contract for a Uni Title shot.

He laughed at the opportunity sitting so plainly in front of him.

How could the champion leave himself so open?

He and Ned are going to get killed by those goons across the ring.

When he wakes and gets up… Doc will be waiting.

He'll show Isiah what he can bring to the fight.

He'll show this Kingslayer what facing a true KING is really like.

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