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**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **12-27-2021, 01:30 PM**

Ari Silverstein, Mail Room Technician and also a referee I guess?

Ari toiled away in the basement of the XWF HQ sorting mail for years while also perfecting his rap game. After releasing his first mix tape, "Mail Room Pimp," Ari has also found himself a sudden emergency referee.

Chaz Bobo, Head Referee.

Chaz is just thrilled to be an XWF referee, and he may or may not be transgender. Obama made it illegal to ask him/her.

Muscles Marinara, Referee

Muscles has a bit of a tempter but he's good at his job. Just don't question his ability to do said job or you might have to deal with him AND your opponent at the same time.

Roman, Backup Referee

Roman is an occasional referee, but has a blood feud with Ari Silverstein to reach tenured official status first.

This is Mr. Referee

His resume says he learned to count from a vampire and that he's not two men dressed in black working a puppet.

MARTY

Vinnie Lane got a bargain from a used supermarket robot at his local Stop n' Shop. Now he is programmed to be a referee!

Pablo Backyardigan

A former Hollywood child star, the transition from young famous kid to adult was not easy for Pablo. After battling addiction and seeing his friends spiral (RIP Tyrone &Austin), plus a long losing custody battle with ex-wife Uniqua, Pablo needed a steady job... so now he's a referee!

Armand Jaunecarte

Apparently there was some sort of snafu with FIFA, and good ol' Armand decided he was ready to officiate a different sport with less vigorous oversight!

Jerome Tallman

Jerome is EIGHT FEET TALL and can count to ten. He was hired immediately.

"2-D" Denise DeNucci

Apparently one day Vinnie walked in on Hot Todd while he was playing Fortnite on the clock. Thinking fast, Todd convinced Lane that it was actually XWF footage he was editing. Now Denise is on the payroll!

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