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Alex Shawn · **07-01-2013, 11:23 AM**

Alex is walking out of the locker room when he is surprised by an interviewer waiting right outside the door.

Alex! Did you just watch what Swift Ion had to say!?

Yeah...

What do you think about it?!

wwwwwweeeeeel, The thing that really irked me was that he said that I was all about money. Can you believe that? It was what a month and a half ago when I cut a promo and said I was completely against that I do this because I love to wrestle. That is still true but I also Hate every single one of you motherf***ers. Oh, and swifty just to tell you, I'm more of a man than you ever will be. Got that? This kid actually thinks he can beat me, I tell him that he has no chance.

Alex, do you have anything else to say about the swift ion interview?

Did it sound like I was bitching? Answer me!

No! not at all Alex.

That's right. I wasn't bitching Swift, if anyone is bitching I think it's peter Gilmour. Just kidding this isn't about him but all seriousness, Swift you are the one who lost to a table have been ahem "bitching and moaning." you also said that you draw money!? HAHA! B**ch please! I draw money! people want to see me dammit! I draw money, you don't it's as simple as that, got it pal?

Anything else?

of course, of course I am far from over! I F***ing hate when people accuse one another about things that they are not even if it is someone I really hate. It really annoys me Swifty. Let me be the first to say that I really don't like you. Oh wait I'm not the first to say that now am I? I'm what like the fiftieth? By the way, yes, you are talking out of your ass because everything you said was absolutely stupid!

Alex how do...

WAS I DONE?!!

sorry...

As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by this asshole. Swift we understand you is F***ing Poet and know it see Anton.

Alex starts to laugh at how Swift F***ed up.

Alex? what are you laughing at?

Nothing, I'm fine but anyways Swift told me that I can twist stuff and some stupid phrases and Shit but I don't think I should be worried about a guy who lost to The Table. I mean It is The Table but I'm sure it is unable to move when he is being watched. It probably goes all toy story and farts in your food when you're not looking. Yes, Tables can fart... Sorry I got side tracked again.

Alex Starts to walk down the hallway telling the interviewer to follow him. Then when Alex gets to Swift Ions door he stops.

See this? This is the old Trash Compactor room. They didn't have any "available" rooms to give Swift so they threw him in here. Anyways come with me back to my room. Now back on task. I understand that I am different inside and outside of the ring...Not much but still. I Hate everyone and like to mess around and piss people off here and when I'm in the ring I actually fight. Swift on the other hand, talks all this crap outside but then when he finally gets in the ring...well yeah, you already know what happened.

Alex Opens his locker room door and lets the interviewer in.

This is my Locker room! I know It's pretty good. It's not as big as A space ship, or Dark Basement where you can pop up from at any moment, or even the King's room but hey It's pretty nice. Anyways, In two days is when I shove my boot right up Swift's rear end. Good thing I have an extra pair of shoes, Ya know it's just what I do. Anyways a question I have for Swifty. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! Honestly, I believe this guy has never listened to my promos before! He literally said that everything I am totally against is what I do...F*** NO! This guy obviously doesn't know who I am. a lot of people know me here, I know I said this in my last interview but I'm going to say it again because it's true. They don't like me. I'm fine with that, actually when you don't like me it makes me happy. The only people I want them to not hate me are my friends, who are not in XWF, and My wife. I honestly don't care If you hate me though. Hate makes you stronger but also more reckless, When you're reckless you don't know what you are doing because you are blinded by the hatred.

Alex then Smiles and tells the interviewer to leave and slams the door in his face and you can hear Alex laughing in his locker room.

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