"The Phantom" Jack Kronus
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06-25-2013, 03:48 PM
We find ourselves in XWF's studios. Jack is sitting in a steel chair besides Steve Sayors. Paradox, Jack's manager, is nowhere to be seen. Steve quickly shakes Steve's hand before the interview starts.
Sayors: Hello XWF fans! I am Steve Sayors and I am here today with "The Phantom" Jack Kronus! The newest XWF wrestler is here with us today to talk about his debut match on the next Wednesday Warfare. Jack, do you consider your opponents a big threat?
"The Phantom": First of all, I want to thank you for the invite to come here tonight. It is a great hounor for me to be interviewed by you. And no, I do not consider my opponents to be a threat. Both of them think they are better than me. Both of them think they are more worthy of wrestling in that ring than me. But let me tell you this: just because you have been in this business for longer than I doesn't mean you are better than me. Yes, I am talking to you Agent Orange... I don't care if you have wrestled hundreds of matches. I don't care how much time you spent studying this sport. I don't care how many submission holds and locks you learnt. I don't know half of those moves. I haven't even wrestled a single match yet. However, there is something that makes me better than you. You see, while you learnt to fight on a gym with gloves, safety gear and all that crap, I learnt to fight on the street. I got hit with bricks on the head, I have been hit with baseball bats and I have been thrown into flaming trash cans. I had to fight my way out of many tough situations. And belive me, there are things that you learn on the street that no wrestling trainer can teach you...
Sayors: What about your other opponent, Death Merchant. What's your opinion on him?
"The Phantom": Well, Death Merchant is just another creep that needs a woman protecting him. If he thinks that making fun of my name is going to help him win, he is dead wrong. You see, I don't fear him. He might think he is a big deal, but he ain't. Just because he has snapped a random guy's neck, doesn't mean he can snap mine. You know, I got hit so many times in my spine that it is almost a relief to feel a weapon shattering in my back. He will have to try something else. Maybe he should ask Eve for advice. She seems to know something about wrestling, getting into weird positions and rolling on the floor with guys, if you know what I mean...
Steve Sayors: Do you want to say something else before we finish our interview?
"The Phantom": I do indeed. Some people have been saying that me and Paradox are gay, and that we don't do anything else other than rioting. Well, those people are forgetting that we are fighting for them too. You know the taxes you pay? Yeah, me and Paradox fought for them to be lowered. Do you remember your kids? Me and him fought for their safety. We fight for those who can't fight. The weak, the poor, the children and the disabled. We fought for their rights. We fight for justice. You see, people need heroes. Someone they can count on. Someone to help them. A role model. An example. A real hero that does something for their lifes, not a Hollywood hero, nor a wrestling hero. I am that hero. I am the one that they need.
Steve Sayors: Jack, thank you so much for this interview. Good luck for your match!
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