Threaded Mode | Linear Mode

Dean Rose · **03-25-2021, 06:43 PM**

The XWF roster, yes, you, travels all over the world.
But thankfully, due to cellphones, we can communicate.
Dean has decided to do something special, sent yous all a little video.
So open it.

The video starts with dean pressing the record button, then running into shot.
He is in some sort of dark and smokey room, he's been here before in a promo.

"Hello, XWF roster."

It sounds like Dean is struggling to talk.

"I'm a peaceful guy, when unprovoked.
I've seen many a person struggling in this company, so i want to give a helping hand.
Here's my offer, an alliance, a pact with you, yes you.
I'm not talking about a faction, god knows we have enough of those.
So if any superstar wants on my good terms, let me know.
This has been your inteerneeeeeeet champion, DEAN ROSE."

Charlie Nickles · (03-25-2021)

When television and internet unite all must take notice.

Equinox · **03-25-2021, 06:54 PM**

Equinox looks left, and then right.

Looks like all you little weirdos need is a special clubhouse, some football helmets and 46 bags of jelly beans and you're all set.

Dean Rose · **03-25-2021, 06:58 PM**

(03-25-2021, 06:54 PM)Equinox Said: Equinox looks left, and then right.

Looks like all you little weirdos need is a special clubhouse, some football helmets and 46 bags of jelly beans and you're all set.

"Dont talk to me, 3 rep lookin ass"

Equinox · **03-25-2021, 07:02 PM**

Still more wins then you.[/color]

Dean Rose · **03-25-2021, 07:03 PM**

How many championships? are you holding any rn?

Charlie Nickles · **03-25-2021, 07:03 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:02 PM)Equinox Said: Still more wins then you.

Not in this decade.

Equinox · **03-25-2021, 07:05 PM**

What's the deal with the bacon on your face. You really shouldn't play with your food.

Dean Rose · **03-25-2021, 07:06 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:05 PM)Equinox Said: What's the deal with the bacon on your face. You really shouldn't play with your food.

"Dad jokes, get outta here goofy"

Charlie Nickles · **03-25-2021, 07:07 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:05 PM)Equinox Said: What's the deal with the bacon on your face. You really shouldn't play with your food.

Why don't you come to a show sometime and see for yourself.

Equinox · (04-01-2021)

Hyuck...bite me.

ALIAS · (04-01-2021)

(03-25-2021, 06:54 PM)Equinox Said: Equinox looks left, and then right.

Looks like all you little weirdos need is a special clubhouse, some football helmets and 46 bags of jelly beans and you're all set.

"Why are people getting upset at this offer? This sounds amazing."

Dean Rose · **03-25-2021, 07:09 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:09 PM)Alias Said:
(03-25-2021, 06:54 PM)Equinox Said: Equinox looks left, and then right.

Looks like all you little weirdos need is a special clubhouse, some football helmets and 46 bags of jelly beans and you're all set.

"Why are people getting upset at this offer? This sounds amazing."

"Smart one gets it."

Equinox · **03-25-2021, 07:11 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:07 PM)Demos Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:05 PM)Equinox Said: What's the deal with the bacon on your face. You really shouldn't play with your food.

Why don't you come to a show sometime and see for yourself.

I've seen Doc and Solider go at it, I'd wager watching you would be akin to two pigs mating in dookie.

Dean Rose · **03-25-2021, 07:12 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:11 PM)Equinox Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:07 PM)Demos Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:05 PM)Equinox Said: What's the deal with the bacon on your face. You really shouldn't play with your food.

Why don't you come to a show sometime and see for yourself.

I've seen Doc and Solider go at it, I'd wager watching you would be akin to two pigs mating in dookie.

"Not bothering with you, i couldve been the lifeline to your career, but now its just gunna die and rot."

ALIAS · **03-25-2021, 07:13 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:11 PM)Equinox Said: I've seen Doc and Solider go at it, I'd wager watching you would be akin to two pigs mating in dookie.

"Another fantastic offer! This guy's generous to a fault! Why does everybody always gotta be so mad all the time?"

Equinox · **03-25-2021, 07:15 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:12 PM)The Dean Rose Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:11 PM)Equinox Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:07 PM)Demos Said: Why don't you come to a show sometime and see for yourself.

I've seen Doc and Solider go at it, I'd wager watching you would be akin to two pigs mating in dookie.

"Not bothering with you, i couldve been the lifeline to your career, but now its just gunna die and rot."

Says the follower.

Equinox · (03-25-2021)

(03-25-2021, 07:13 PM)Alias Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:11 PM)Equinox Said: I've seen Doc and Solider go at it, I'd wager watching you would be akin to two pigs mating in dookie.

"Another fantastic offer! This guy's generous to a fault! Why does everybody always gotta be so mad all the time?"

Kid, you must've lost something in utero, but you found something else. I don't know what it is, but you've got it. In spades.

Dean Rose · **03-25-2021, 07:22 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:15 PM)Equinox Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:12 PM)The Dean Rose Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:11 PM)Equinox Said: I've seen Doc and Solider go at it, I'd wager watching you would be akin to two pigs mating in dookie.

"Not bothering with you, i couldve been the lifeline to your career, but now its just gunna die and rot."

Says the follower.

Not a follower, a leader
not an imitator, an innovator
not irrelevant, strong like a tenement

ALIAS · (03-25-2021)

(03-25-2021, 07:16 PM)Equinox Said: Kid, you must've lost something in utero, but you found something else. I don't know what it is, but you've got it. In spades.

"Sorry, I ate some old curry. Just stand up wind and you'll be fine."

Equinox · **03-25-2021, 07:29 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:22 PM)The Dean Rose Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:15 PM)Equinox Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:12 PM)The Dean Rose Said:
"Not bothering with you, i couldve been the lifeline to your career, but now its just gunna die and rot."

Says the follower.

Not a follower, a leader
not an imitator, an innovator
not irrelevant, strong like a tenement

Not asian, just blazin
Don't do faxes, up on my taxes
Always relevant, star POWAH is permanent

Equinox, no equal...just Nox

mic drops

Dean Rose · **03-25-2021, 07:31 PM**

(03-25-2021, 07:29 PM)Equinox Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:22 PM)The Dean Rose Said:
(03-25-2021, 07:15 PM)Equinox Said: Says the follower.

Not a follower, a leader
not an imitator, an innovator
not irrelevant, strong like a tenement

Not asian, just blazin
Don't do faxes, up on my taxes
Always relevant, star POWAH is permanent

Equinox, no equal...just Nox

mic drops

vomited 5 times

Equinox · (03-25-2021)

Ah hell naw, get this dude to a hospital, I'm not trying to catch covid-22

Dean Rose · **03-26-2021, 03:15 AM**

(03-25-2021, 07:39 PM)Equinox Said: Ah hell naw, get this dude to a hospital, I'm not trying to catch covid-22

Alright listen here bitch, you carry yourself like you mean something, so how have i not heard of you?
Why should your shitty jokes mean anything to me? youre nobody.

Equinox · **03-26-2021, 06:35 AM**

Bitch this...bitch that. Get better material.

Marf · (03-26-2021)

Freddy Kruger doesn’t appreciate this comment!

Andre Dixon · (03-26-2021)

(03-25-2021, 06:47 PM)Demos Said: When television and internet unite all must take notice.

I was going to challenge you to a match for that TV title of yours. But let's be honest, you're not making it past Marf at March Madness...

Equinox · (03-26-2021)

(03-26-2021, 06:48 AM)Marf Said: Freddy Kruger doesn’t appreciate this comment!

The meatloaf man in an asshat? He's cornier than a Robbie Bourbon bowel movement.

Dean Rose · **03-26-2021, 10:03 AM**

(03-26-2021, 06:35 AM)Equinox Said: Bitch this...bitch that. Get better material.

At least im relevant, buddy boy

Equinox · **03-26-2021, 02:12 PM**

Who still says buddy boy?

Dean Rose · **03-26-2021, 02:13 PM**

(03-26-2021, 02:12 PM)Equinox Said: Who still says buddy boy?

Champions, you wouldnt know

Equinox · **03-26-2021, 02:16 PM**

When I had a strap, I never said buddy boy. Not. Even. Once.

Dean Rose · **03-26-2021, 02:53 PM**

(03-26-2021, 02:16 PM)Equinox Said: When I had a strap, I never said buddy boy. Not. Even. Once.

I dont know what "had" means, explain.

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode be wise
Author	Message