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DeathMerchant · **06-24-2013, 09:11 PM**

He stood in a darkened area of Central Park, Watching as the street people made their way to whatever spot they could find to rest for the evening after a long day of walking and begging for money. He watched as they carried what few belongings they had. Some pushed stolen shopping carts full of everything they own. He watched as one tall guy went over to an older woman and shoved her to the ground, Taking what little stuff she had and running off with it. Death Merchant helped the woman to her feet and went after the guy. He had gone so far and slowed to a walk to avoid looking suspicious. Death Merchant caught up close enough to follow him deeper into the park, Away from the lighted paths. He hid as the guy stopped and opened the bag he had taken from the lady. He began to pull out it's contents when Death Merchant stepped out.

Death Merchant
I hope that whatever is in that bag there was worth it.

Tall Guy
Who the hell are you and what are you doing here? What do you mean was it worth it?

Death Merchant
They call me the Death Merchant. I'm here to set something that was wrong right again. Your suffering is about to come to an end. What I mean is, Was the contents of that bag there worth losing your life?

The guy attempted to run but was not successful. Death Merchant caught him from behind and swung him around. The guy swung on Death Merchant who was able to duck with no problem. Death Merchant grabbed the guy by the head and gave it a quick twist. He stared into the guys eyes as the very life drained out of him. Death Merchant carried him and placed his limp body behind a tree and headed back the way he had came whistling all the way. Taking with him the bag that was stolen. He had no sooner placed it beside the lady sleeping on the bench when he was startled by a voice behind him. He turned around and was relieved to see Eve standing there.

Eve
I had a feeling I would find you here. I know how you love dark places. You look kind of strange. Is everything okay?

Death Merchant
Everything is just fine and dandy. What in the world are you doing here? Aren't you afraid of being here by yourself?

Eve
Come on, Really? Like anything here is going to scare me. I may be a woman but that doesn't mean I'm not Dangerous. I know how to take care of myself pretty well thank you very much!

Death Merchant
Wow, I don't doubt that you can. That still doesn't answer why you are here in the first place.

Eve
Oh $h!t, That's right. I almost forgot. You should see what your opponents have posted on the XWF website. You talk about a couple of circus clowns. Those two are some real winners. They have totally gone demented! Just wait until you get a look at this crap.

Death Merchant
We better be heading back then because I can't wait to see what those morons posted. Let's see if our plans have been successful. I bet they fell for it Hook, Line and Sinker! Those two are not the brightest. As a matter of fact, You could put both of them inside a dark room and they still wouldn't be bright enough to see anything. You know why? Neither one is smart enough to turn on the lights!

Eve
Oh, Just wait until you see this. I think they have sunk to a new level of sucks. This you have to see to believe!

They made their way out of the park and hailed a taxi back to the Double Tree Hotel. As soon as they walked into his room he grabbed his laptop and sat down at the table. He navigated to the XWF website and signed in. It took him only seconds before he was on the boards and watching their promos. He couldn't believe it as he went from one extreme to the other. At times it took everything he had to keep from making a B-Line straight for the bathroom to vomit from seeing such complete and utter tra$h. At other times he couldn't help bursting out in laughter at what they actually thought was going to happen. He had seen some pretty bad stuff before but this really took the prize for idiotic. As soon as he finished going through both of them he couldn't keep from hitting the bathroom. After washing his mouth out he walked out of the bathroom and dialed Liz Weinberg's number. She answered on the second ring.

Death Merchant
Liz, This is Death Merchant. I just saw what my moronic opponents just posted on the boards and wanted to answer right away. I think I need to set them straight before they hurt themselves trying to think too hard. I'm staying at the Hilton by Yankee Stadium.

Liz Weinberg
The Double Tree? Hell I'm right downstairs here in the bar. It's pretty quiet right now if you want to come down. I was doing some sight seeing so I have my video camera with me. Come on down and we can do it right now.

Death Merchant
Awesome, I knew you could come through. I'll be right down.

After hanging up his phone he and Eve made their way down to the bar. It didn't take long to find Liz at a table in the back. The place was empty except for a couple of truck drivers having a drink before calling it a night. Eve reached out her hand as they approached. He also noticed she had drinks for all of them. She smiled as she began to speak.

Liz Weinberg
I knew it was you the moment you spoke to me. Now that I see you in person I remember when you used to be here before. Just wait until they actually find out who you are.

Death Merchant
It will not be much longer before they realize just who I am. And then it will be time for me to have my fun! They just don't know what they have gotten themselves into.

Liz Weinberg
I have my camera ready if you want to get started.

Death Merchant
Awesome, I'm ready to set those two dimwits straight once and for all! It's time they know that their plans are just not going to work out for them.

Death Merchant looks angrily into the camera as he begins to speak. The words rumble out of him with such intensity Liz moves back in her seat from fear.

Death Merchant
Hey, Agent Orange and the so called Phantom Jack Anus, I mean Kronus. There seems to be a difference of opinion here. Each one of the two of you actually thinks he is going to be victorious at Warfare. I hate ti disappoint you both but things just are not going to go as planned. You see......

At that moment Death Merchants eyes are distracted by the television that the bartender had just turned up.

This is a special bulletin from eyewitness news. It seems the body of undercover officer Steve Johnson has just been found in Central Park. There are no leads as yet to how he died and no evidence was found at the scene. The southern section of Central Park has been closed off as officers search for clues. We will have more as the situation develops.

Death Merchant turned back towards Liz with a smile on his face as he continued to speak.

Death Merchant
You see, You never know just what will happen to you when you step into the ring with me. I've been known to be a little psychotic now and then. In other words, I'm a fu#^%ng maniac when you get me pissed off! I have to hand it to the two of you though. You have done something that no one else has ever done. I mean it, You both deserve a friggin award for that there. That was some of the worst crap that I have ever seen posted on any board. I mean come on, Agent Orange I'll start with you. Boy you really think your the cock of the walk don't you? If you were as good as you think you are you'd be undefeated. Your ego is about to crash like the stock market before I am done with you! Your going to need more than a trainer just to survive our match. Eve, Talk some sense into this fool.

Eve
Death Merchant, I don't think there is a person alive who could talk some sense into either one of those two. They are beyond help. I mean $h!t, The so called phantom thinks that he has seen some wars. Put his sorry @$$ in the middle of a prison riot where everyone wants to kill everyone else. That's a war! let him try cutting to the front of a cheese line with the homeless standing for a handout. They'll show him a war! I've seen them try to rip each other to shreds over a loaf of molded bread. Don't even get me started on Agent Orange. You talk about someone who doesn't have a clue. I hate to see him after he realizes he's not as good as he thinks he is.

Death Merchant
He is definitely in for a rude awakening if he thinks he can beat me. I am going to show him what real pain feels like. All of those titles he talks about winning won't do him one damn bit of good when I'm beating his @$$ like a red headed step child. His stuff was what really made me have to vomit. I couldn't believe I was seeing such crap. It was so bad that anyone posting after him can smell the stink from it. I won't even mention the guy that posted under them. Services will be held this Sunday. Listen up good Orange. You think I'm just some kind of gimmick? You think this is all theatrics? Your going to be my star performer then. You get to play the leading roll as the victim who just didn't realize he was even in danger. Are you ready to die? I could do it for you and put you out of your misery. I can end your pain. You would be just another satisfied customer. I'll even make it a two for one special for your co star the phantom. Scene one opens when we step into the ring. Hey, The Cubs just won the world series!

With that Liz turns off her camera and finishes her drink. She thanks them for the interview and excuses herself as she leaves. When she gets out of earshot Eve begins to speak.

Eve
I told you that was some sorry stuff. What were you doing in the park earlier?

Death Merchant
Let's just say I had to close a deal and set something right that was wrong. I told you both of them would take the bait and be snared in our trap. Now how about a game of pool?

Eve
Only if you'll let me beat you at least once.

Death Merchant laughed as they made their way over to the pool tables. He felt good, Damn good, As he thought about the days events. He couldn't wait until Wednesday Night Warfare to show his opponents the error of their ways.

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