"XWF, I have missed you. Truly, I have. A few months ago I showed up here, jack shit to my name with a bag of luck and a silver coin in my pocket. I have to say, even I didn't see myself winning the Xtreme title or any title so quickly. I won't lie. I did feel bad that I took it off of Atty and right after she won it no less and boy did she hunt me down to the ends of the Earth. I fucking couldn't get a moment rest with her hot on my heels, not to mention everyone else gunning for the belt. My sleep suffered for that, which sucked but hey, I knew what I was getting into by wearing that belt around my waist and I'd be lying if I said I didn't have fun."

I took a cigarette out of it's pack and placed it between my lips before lighting the end.

"Them a sad, I lost the belt to Michael Graves, speaking of which, is that dud still asking people to join B.O.B.? I'm sure he is but it wasn't all sad, he lost to Alexi. That Russian dude was no joke. I was able to get a rematch for the Xtreme belt but of course Rayne wouldn't shut the fuck up about getting a shot. I have a feeling the higher ups were about to blow their brains out if he didn't shut his mouth. I couldn't blame them, plus it wasn't like he was any sort of threat. For Alexi and I, he was just a fly on a wall. No, the real battle was between Alexi and I. That one took it's toll on me but I came out on top and had my title back with daddy."

"This time, Atara and her sister, Yeah sister? Yeah, it doesn't matter but those two. Holy fuck. They came at with saw-off shotguns. Those little shits. I should have got the sister's number. Not saying Atara isn't hot and all that but she was dating Shawn at the time, I'm a lot of things but I don't play that steal yo bitch game. Some lines I won't cross and that's one of them."

I took a drag from the cancer stick and blew out the smoke before flicking the ash to the ground.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to say. While I was busy being the Xtreme champ twice. I got voted Super Star of The Month for April, which I just wanna say for all who voted for me, thank you again. That was the tits of you all to do. Oh and shout out to Barney Green for winning this month's spot. Great work buddy. So where was I? Ah yes, I have to face that one guy, the Mexican cat ummm. You know Chris Chaos's butt buddy. Give me a sec.....OH! Hanari Carnes. That's it. I'm defending my belt and everything is going great but of course. Guess who comes to the ring? That's that, you know him, you fucking hate his guts. Chris"Iwon'tbeatThad"Chaos. Those two fuck me up and Hanari Carnes steals my belt. Son of a bitch. No less, I tear something in my arms and I have to step back for a few months but I'm back and my two opponents know they are fucked. I'm all healed up and ready to get back on track. We'll see what happens this time around. I'm gonna have some and I hope you are all there to come with me. Who knows what's in the future. I got my Lady Luck and my silver coin. The Sky is the limit and Space is the place to be my friends. See you there."