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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson · **06-20-2013, 11:45 AM**

The Rock is stood in a kitchen with an apron on and chefs hat on his head backing cakes.

A camera man for the XWF is filming him.

I am Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and I have a big SCHLONG.

I wouldn't be surprised If it was the biggest Schlong in the XWF definitely the biggest in the Battle Royal on Saturday Nights.

It can be a curse in truth, it's hard work messing around in that ring with all these other guys with this giant thing weighing me down.

Why do you think Rock boi doesn't do any highflying moves off the turnbuckle is because this monstrosity in my pants is too heavy to lift up on top. Also if I did manage to get up there and jumped off once this bad boy slapped down on top of someone there could be a death, and The Rock doesn't want that hanging over his head for the rest of is life
much like Rocky's schlong will be hanging over some of these fools head on Saturday Night right before he drops the people's tea bag on some fool.

If you smell what The Rock is cookin.

The camera man quickly responds.

Cameraman: But Rocky your baking not cookin. The Rock shoots him a stern look before breaking in to a song to the tune of the Friends theme of all things.

So no one told The Rock
That cookin wasn't the same,
As baking hash brownies,
His friends are all to blame,

Saying what has he been cookin for many years,
Now he's only just been told the fact that baking isn't the same.

Well The Rock doesn't give a shhiiittt,
If its the same or not,
The Rock doesn't give a shhiiitt
Cause he's gotten a massive cock,
Rock doesn't give a shhiiitt
So you shouldn't give a
shhiiiiiitttt too.

Yeah boi The Rock with a special song just for you.

Everyone loves the Rock

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