The fans are losing their shit in anticipation for tonight's special attraction! Greggo's warm up match the night before his big title shot!

Greggo makes his way to the ring for his jobber match. It's him versus Jobber #3528 in a standard one fall contest. Greggo is all lathered and he's moistened as fuck. This one is for all the glory.

"Sometimes it takes time"

Jobber rushes in for the kill and easily takes Greggo down with a lust lock. Jobber transitions into a ridem cowboy rushlock. Greggo won't tap! He fights out of it!

"Sometimes it takes the superbrains of a genius"

Greggo slips and slides around the ring, causing Jobber to miss with several cockjaw attempts and a desperation ball drop! Ouch! Jobber looks hurt after missing that one! Greggo goes "mmmm!" and licks his lips, rubbing the ring rope like a cock.

"Sometimes never comes for some sometimes"

Just as Greggo turns his attention to Jobber, the explosion in Greggo's pants changes everything! Blast off! Greggo is sent flying toward Jobber and hits him so hard that his head goes flying off! Decapitated jobber!

"Sometimes dedication and determination result in what you want even if you f'n suck dick"

Greggo pins the headless body of Jobber and humps him wildly in the process! Yes! It's a sexy sight that gets me chubby in the pantal area. ;)

WINNER and next XWF Hard Champeenee: Greggo

Greggo takes the mic and addresses the dozen or so fans in attendance who all happen to be fat hairy dudes that smell like shit. Nice.

Greggo: Mmmmmmm, mmmmmm I done did it! I win again! I could gets use 2 this. Now I know what drugs feel like.

Greggo puts his arms out like he's an airplane and closes his eyes, zooming around the ring blissfully as the fans cheer! He loses his footing and falls out of the ring, right into the lap of a fan who is wearing the very first "Greggo Fam" t-shirt that features Greggo and Sarah Lacklan together on a love seat, planning their Leap of Faith strategies.

Greggo: Ooooo, nice shirt buddeh. I likey yer shirt. Brings back a tears to this eye.

Fan: Awwwww.

The fan cradles Greggo in his arms and lets Greggo weep just a bit, but not too much. Once Greggo gets right around the too much zone, the fan plunges his tongue into Greggo's mouth and makes the fuck out with him hardcore style. Greggo of course immediately, uncontrollably, and with much volume, ejaculates like nobody's business. I mean it.goes.every.freaking.where.

SCENE 2: The Strip Club

Scene opens in Greggo's garage. His tools are all covered in shit and there's a hubcap parked in the middle of the garage. Greggo works on his cap while he talks about his upcoming match a bit.

Greggo: I heard Robbie said some shitty shit about me'z. Well screw it, he's gonna get beat up by my meat up. I'ma drop a load in his chode with a code. I'ma thrust some lust into his big ol bust. I'm his answer to the cure. He's the viral load in my diaper that just won't smell good no matter how much bleach you add. Mmmmm, mmmmm, Robby bomb this diaper. BOMB IT GUD! Maybe you and K-Ton can team up to rip all my clothes off and make me yer bitchezzzzzmmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm....