Oh yeah, it's happening! For you dwebs that don't Tweet, Smokin' Boob's naive replacement just agreed to a match at High Stakes his guy against my guy! My guy wins, Derek Joins BOB giving us SUPER GM POWERS OVER WARFARE!

If Derek wins, TK returns to Warfare where the combined drawing power of TK, Bobbie, and Jenny will raise ratings and attendance figures high enough that WarFare can FINALLY return to the states!

Who's Derek's guy?

Don't care!

But my guy? Some say he's a Master of Minds, but I say he's a former XWF champion that's just itching to get his career back off the ground after a teeny tiny hiatus!

His name?

Tune into WarFare to find out!

Faaaa-I meam DUMMIES!

Mastermind huh

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Mastermind heads up the misfits

Oh the winless missed shits are joining the JOB squad. Definitely newsworthy: unlike the time you and Thunder Knuckle refused to fight Omega in a handicap match at the pay per view.

Pussies.

(11-02-2020, 11:15 PM)Thunder Knuckles™ Said:

Guess, Mastermind failed No Nut November.

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

(11-02-2020, 07:22 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: Oh the winless missed shits are joining the JOB squad. Definitely newsworthy: unlike the time you and Thunder Knuckle refused to fight Omega in a handicap match at the pay per view.

Pussies.

Oswald, looks like this one doesn't want in.

(11-03-2020, 03:50 AM)Bobby Bourbon Said:

(11-02-2020, 07:22 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: Oh the winless missed shits are joining the JOB squad. Definitely newsworthy: unlike the time you and Thunder Knuckle refused to fight Omega in a handicap match at the pay per view.

Pussies.

Oswald, looks like this one doesn't want in.

"Looks like."

Oswald pulls up his phone, as he texts and then calls someone, chewing them out.