Matt and Jacob are sitting at a Somalian bar which is swarming by Somalian soldiers

Matt- You know I have started many bar fights in my day, but honestly I don't think I wanna mess with these guys.

Jacob- Yeah you see that big mother fucker with the AK 47. He would take us out in a heart beat. We should probably keep in cool with these guys.

Matt- I wonder if some of them are going to the match Saturday.

Jacob- I'm sure they are, lets hope they don't get pissed off at the show and start shooting at us.

Matt- True, you know I wonder if these guys can help us in the battle royal. Let me go ask one.

Matt walks up to one of the soldiers and begins talking.

Matt- Hey sir, how ya doing? I'm here with the XWF and I....

Somalian- Hey wait a minute, you that asshole from Canada!

Matt- Wait a god damn... I mean yeah I am that guy from Canada.

Somalian- I don't like you! You say everything that's not Canada is shit! I don't like that! You don't belong here!

As the Somalian is yelling at Matt it is bringing a lot of attention to the two as Jacob walks over and grabs Matt.

Jacob- Matt we need to get the fuck out of here or we wont be making it to Shove It.

The two leave the bar as the Somalians watch them leave. The two men continue up the dirt road and find themselves right in front of the Stadium they are going to be performing in.

Matt- This is the place Jacob, this is the place where we will make history. This will be the place where I take out the "legends", the rock, and Hunter Payne. We are walking out of here with a Wild Card spot.

Jacob- Its gonna be a special night Matt. But when we win can we get the fuck out of here before we celebrate?

Matt- Of course, do you really think I want to be in this shit hole anymore? After we leave Shove It we are going back home to Toronto so we can pick up some ladies and party!

Jacob- I was looking at XWF.com earlier and you have a match on Madness and it is in Ontario so we should be good to go.

Matt- Excellent! But lets not jump too far. Lets go inside here and check this place out.

The two men walk into the stadium where there are men with guns posted up all over the top of the stadium and its all completely run down and it looks awful. The two men see that the ring is set up and they get inside the ring and look around.

Matt- We are performing here? Jeez, I would hate to live here. Jacob, check under the ring for something. I had someone put something down there so we have it for the battle royal just in case.

Jacob pulls out a barbwire bat and gets in the ring and hands it to Matt.

Matt- This right here Jacob is going to assist us in our victory. I am going after Hunter Payne first, just knowing he is here in Somalia somewhere pisses me off. I want to hit him right between the eye with this bat, I want to make him bleed. I want Joy to watch her man bleed to death in the middle of this ring. Maybe it'll knock some sense into him. After Hunter I am taking out The Rock, I never liked that guy. Shitty wrestler and actor. I remember when I was younger seeing that guy wrestle Stone Cold at Wrestemania 17 and getting his ass beat. It was golden, now I get my turn to take out the "The Great One".

Jacob- I want to take out the pretty boys. I hate guys that think they are tough shit. I bet they never worked for anything in their lives. Fucking Chris Legend probably was spoon fed everything.

Matt- You're probably right sadly. These mother fuckers don't know who they are messing with. They can call us names all they want Jacob, I don't care if they think I am boring. I don't need to be able to entertain them, I will let them handle the childish antics while I beat their asses in the ring.

The two exit the ring as Matt puts the bat back under the ring and the two men walk out of the arena. Scene over.

Accomplishments
1 time XWF Xtreme champion
2 time FTW UFO E1999 champion