The X - Tron firees to life and a flame flickers on the screen. It allows us to see the bright eyes and toothy smile of the XWF's newest acquisition, Who begins to whistle a tune very similar to "I'm a Little Teapot". The lighter flicks off and the lights in the room rise and we see a compact woman with hair crimson on one side midnight black on the other...

"Ladies and Gentlemen in the audience, let me introduce myself." The figure rises from the chair lithely walking a bit toward the camera. "I am Ashley Quinn, known to I the wrestling faithful as simply Ash. I feel, like those before me, that I need to let those in the front, back, and sides that Ash is here for the foreseeable future. I don't have a crazy disposition that makes me want to please an unknown ex-wife or wanting there to be a huge pop the first time I step on the stage. What you will get from me is an Unbreakable Drive to physically, emotionally, and psychologically break every single one of my opponents."

Ash slides on her duster and places her fedora on her head with a grace rarely seen by someone familiar with the squared circle, Tilting her head to the side as though she hears something in the distance...Her expression changed to one of pure glee eyes wide...

Don't forget me Sis!!! Ash always forgets to tell people about me...I am her much funner friend, Hailey, I live with Ash inside the big ol brain of hers. I get to come out and play when she gets too serious, like now. We are gonna have soooo much fun slapping people around, hitting them with chairs and all the cool stuff everyone cheers for. Maybe even blow stuff up!!! Hailey giggles jumping up and down!! Hopefully, I will get to see you bunches and bunches! Right now I gotta go, grumpy is bugging me to let her back in. Buh Bye!! Hailey/Ash waves and giggles....

Ash tilts her head right and her eyes come back into focus. "I told you not to bother me, that I was gonna tell everyone about me first...." She then realizes the camera is still on and smiles like a cat. "I'm so sorry folks every now and then she likes to pop in and say hi. Rest assured we will be back very soon. Until then...."
Ash tips her hat and the screen goes dark except for a flickering flame and wide Cheshire grin and whistling which sounds eerily like "I'm a Little Teapot"